Thanks to everyone for your messages, even though you all plead poverty .

As Vice President of our local Cricket Club we were holding the annual Vice Presidents Luncheon on my Birthday.
Its all free booze and food, so a good time was had by all. Everyone was taken with Zdenka, my beautiful Czech PA..

It was fine until some rotten devil announced it was my ## birthday, so I suffered the humiliation of the

I couldn't hide anywhere.
That's if for another year; thank goodness....

Mike