So I come in here tonight only to find that I'm the only one here . . . I'm scared! *wolves howl in the distance*

Hi Ratticis,
nothin' to be afraid of... You're in good company.
Lions and tigers and bears... oh my!


-sno

A little alone time will do you some good. Pop open dad's old dirty magazine chest and get a hold of yourself!
My god man, get a grip.

But daddy moved all his magizines to the top shelf! I can't reach them anymore! Wait a moment . . . *gets broom* A ha! . . . Shhh, Leave me alone now . . .

You're never alone on the forum even when it seems you are the only one. Take comfort that lurking below the surface voyuers are watching your every move.

Well now I just feel violated

We'd be worried if you felt any excitement from it.

Sorry Ratti, last night I was wasting my time pondering the wonders of peristalsis...it was a moving experience see you in chat soon