Blake
Nov 8 2009, 04:04 PM
As i've got older I'm noticing jerks more offten. Most Friday or Saturday nights I go to a party with my gf Talia where I've have met some of the most self centered spoiled jerks I could ever amagin. We come from two pretty different worlds she lives in the Hamptons. I come from a pretty normal middle class family but most of these kids play the do you know who my Dad is game.
Talia is nothing like these kids she's one of the most giving people ever but these kids I have to deal with are such jerks. They think everything is for sale the head jerk off named Jean-Luc offered me 300.00 to move aside and let him have Talia.
I so want to just lay in to him but worry i'd end up the one getting laid in to. Sorry I just had to let off a little steam.
dangerousdave
Nov 8 2009, 04:13 PM
Sounds like you have met the best bunch of jerks to practise your whelchair manouvers on
I normaly give a polite excuse me .. then ram
Avocado Baby
Nov 8 2009, 05:01 PM
What a bunch of losers!!
AndrewB
Nov 8 2009, 05:04 PM
It also sounds like an interesting excerpt from a book or movie.. be sure to keep a journal Blake, this is good stuff.
Blake
Nov 8 2009, 07:51 PM
QUOTE (AndrewB @ Nov 8 2009, 12:04 PM)

It also sounds like an interesting excerpt from a book or movie.. be sure to keep a journal Blake, this is good stuff.
They are a intresting bunch half the time all they do is the my Dad is more powerful then you're Dad. The stuff they come up with is funny sometimes just makes them sounds so dumb. If they could only learn to use they power for good they could do some amazing things.
E-DOG
Nov 8 2009, 08:50 PM
Sounds like you're living in a Brett Easton Ellis world of incredibly shallow, vacuous my tan's darker than your tan, my daddy's richer than your daddy's.
Part of my youth was spent growing up in Beverly Hills. Jr. high and high school. I partied with a lot of the actors you see in movies and on TV today.
It never ceased to amaze me how these empty headed people could obsess on the new Porsche they got for not failing gym class. Or the hundred dollar jeans they would wear once or twice then toss away.
Spoiled, frightened little pussys who couldn't think for themselves, had the guts of a mouse and couldn't command respect if their lives depended on it.
Some primped up fop offers you money so he can get close to your ol' lady. At first glance this would appear to be an insult. Just look him in the eye and slowly shake yer head back and forth. He knows what you have which means he knows you are better than he. You should be flattered.
You are young Blake, get a couple of those hand, forearm exercise things with the springs. Keep one in your hands ever waking minute if possible.
By the time you're half way though high school you will have a bone crushing grip and in a tight situation be able to perform magic, ie. turn assholes into pretzels.
The world is full of fools.
They're here for our amusement.
E-dog
Blake
Nov 8 2009, 11:53 PM
QUOTE (E-DOG @ Nov 8 2009, 03:50 PM)

Sounds like you're living in a Brett Easton Ellis world of incredibly shallow, vacuous my tan's darker than your tan, my daddy's richer than your daddy's.
Part of my youth was spent growing up in Beverly Hills. Jr. high and high school. I partied with a lot of the actors you see in movies and on TV today.
It never ceased to amaze me how these empty headed people could obsess on the new Porsche they got for not failing gym class. Or the hundred dollar jeans they would wear once or twice then toss away.
Spoiled, frightened little pussys who couldn't think for themselves, had the guts of a mouse and couldn't command respect if their lives depended on it.
Some primped up fop offers you money so he can get close to your ol' lady. At first glance this would appear to be an insult. Just look him in the eye and slowly shake yer head back and forth. He knows what you have which means he knows you are better than he. You should be flattered.
You are young Blake, get a couple of those hand, forearm exercise things with the springs. Keep one in your hands ever waking minute if possible.
By the time you're half way though high school you will have a bone crushing grip and in a tight situation be able to perform magic, ie. turn assholes into pretzels.
The world is full of fools.
They're here for our amusement.
E-dog
What you said about them was so right on and try 500 dollar jeans. I work out in the gym 7 days a weeks but still second guess myself a great deal. For what he said about 300 for Talia did make me laugh she got a kick out of it too.
MrBump
Nov 9 2009, 12:59 AM
I would lay into him .......................
then laugh at his peanut brain.............
then prob piss on him.............
mikeC5/6
Nov 9 2009, 03:45 AM
Yeah I wouldn't have taken that as well as you did haha. When it comes to my girlfriend I can be pretty territorial. As long as I knew there was someone in the room who could haul him off my crippled ass if he resorted to physical violence I would've called him every name in the book.
Ratticis
Nov 9 2009, 10:01 AM
It's impossible for a gimp to lose a fight! If you kick his ass, you're tough and he's a pussy, he starts getting the better of you and 10 other guys beat the shit outta him and he's the douchebag that tried to beat up a cripple!
Karl187
Nov 9 2009, 11:27 AM
I say lay the f*** into him and then roll over him when he's done, those treads will be a constant reminder of what a douche he is. And I reckon he'd be too scared to hit back, hitting a disabled guy and all, doesn't exactly make a good story!
Wicket
Nov 9 2009, 05:40 PM
In their sweet little ignorant world nothing matters except appearance, bling and all the juicy details of the latest trip to wherever. Me me me.
If their noses were any higher they'd drown in the shower.
Tony2gunsgal
Nov 9 2009, 06:18 PM
LMAO ratticis very true and the way your girlfriend responded Blake is awesome, shows she is a smart girl who recognizes there is more to life than that douche can offer...
Slowlegs
Nov 9 2009, 06:53 PM
QUOTE (Blake @ Nov 8 2009, 04:04 PM)

As i've got older I'm noticing jerks more offten...
Haha, I heard a funny saying the other day. You know you're getting older because your mind ends up narrower than your waist. Seriously though, you're the one who is in the chair yet with all they have, they're the ones that are screwed up. Aint life a bitch. I think that is enough to make me want to give up buying lottery tickets because I'd rather be poor and level headed than rich and f#@ked up like that! By the way, your girlfriend sounds priceless.
Ratticis
Nov 9 2009, 07:04 PM
I'd rather be rich and leval headed, but instead I am neither
Blake
Nov 9 2009, 07:55 PM
QUOTE (Slowlegs @ Nov 9 2009, 01:53 PM)

QUOTE (Blake @ Nov 8 2009, 04:04 PM)

As i've got older I'm noticing jerks more offten...
Haha, I heard a funny saying the other day. You know you're getting older because your mind ends up narrower than your waist. Seriously though, you're the one who is in the chair yet with all they have, they're the ones that are screwed up. Aint life a bitch. I think that is enough to make me want to give up buying lottery tickets because I'd rather be poor and level headed than rich and f#@ked up like that! By the way, your girlfriend sounds priceless.
Priceless she is they broke the mold when she was made. She about the only person outside my family who doesn't limit me because of my chair I know a big part of it is her Dad is a c-5 and 6 quad and in her eyes the sun rises and sets on him.
fatcrx
Nov 11 2009, 10:24 PM
QUOTE (Blake @ Nov 8 2009, 04:04 PM)

As i've got older I'm noticing jerks more offten. Most Friday or Saturday nights I go to a party with my gf Talia where I've have met some of the most self centered spoiled jerks I could ever amagin. We come from two pretty different worlds she lives in the Hamptons. I come from a pretty normal middle class family but most of these kids play the do you know who my Dad is game.
Talia is nothing like these kids she's one of the most giving people ever but these kids I have to deal with are such jerks. They think everything is for sale the head jerk off named Jean-Luc offered me 300.00 to move aside and let him have Talia.
I so want to just lay in to him but worry i'd end up the one getting laid in to. Sorry I just had to let off a little steam.
my names jean-luc but it wasnt me, at least i dont think it was me. Doesnt sound like the type of thing a jean-luc would do. Usually jean-lucs take your girl without having to give you money, must have been an amateur jean-luc, give me his badge number and il report him to the jean-luc board of directors.
edlee
Nov 12 2009, 01:59 AM
The only Jean-Luc I trust is Picard,,, and he's treking off in space somewhere.
Blake,, you are going to meet one hell of a lot of assholes in your life,,,, consider this one practice. And be nice to that girlfriend of your's,,, the good ones are often hard to come by.
ed
Blake
Nov 12 2009, 02:57 AM
QUOTE (edlee @ Nov 11 2009, 08:59 PM)

The only Jean-Luc I trust is Picard,,, and he's treking off in space somewhere.
Blake,, you are going to meet one hell of a lot of assholes in your life,,,, consider this one practice. And be nice to that girlfriend of your's,,, the good ones are often hard to come by.
ed
I think you may be right on meeting a lot of assholes and I've come to see not everyone is good. For the longest time I saw everyone as good. I do treat Talia like the gift she is, she's my world.
wheeliebear75
Nov 18 2009, 12:43 AM
What an ASS!
love&hate
Nov 18 2009, 05:19 PM
I had to deal with some dbags myself recently. They dont bother me that much anymore. I came to realize long time ago some people are ignorant ..self centered ass hats. Once you get into college it gets better. People are more mature and probably more educated about our ways.. so the dbagery isnt so exposed . Of course some dbags are still there especially during the parties . They get stoned/drunk and they will simply tell you what they really think which is often beyond ridiculous.
edlee
Nov 18 2009, 05:42 PM
Trust me when I tell you that a college degree doesn't diminish the "assholeness" of these louts,,, or loutesses, cause there are female assholes as well,,,, it simply takes it to a level that, while subtle, is harder to ignore.
In fact,, it seems the higher the degree,, the higher the level of assholeery.
Keep in mind,, we are all,, at times,, among those deserving that title,,,, accept it as a part of life. And besides,, some of them make pretty good friends,,, once they learn to point their BS at someone besides you.
I have a lot of AHs as friends,,, and they say the same thing,,, about me.
ed
Blake
Dec 12 2009, 11:43 PM
Last night I did what i've wanted to do for some time. Jean-Luc took it one very big step to far and smacked Talia on the butt. Before I knew it I grabbed him by his collar and laid in to his face. It was one of the best feelings i've had in a long time.
I may have done it last night of all nights becuse Talia's cousins Sergio and Pauly were with me and I knew they had my back but for whatever reason I did it, i'm glad I did.
edlee
Dec 13 2009, 03:08 AM
Whatever does it for you, dude.
ed
Ratticis
Dec 13 2009, 06:28 AM
Yay! I did pretty much the same thing to some douchebag male nurse when I was still in the hopical (before rehab). An hour later my BP was still 140/80 instead of the usual 110/55
Quad65
Dec 13 2009, 04:12 PM
Roll up to him, smile, then nut-punch him.
Roll up to him, smile, then nut-punch him.
Jax
Dec 13 2009, 07:54 PM
QUOTE (Blake @ Dec 12 2009, 05:43 PM)

Last night I did what i've wanted to do for some time. Jean-Luc took it one very big step to far and smacked Talia on the butt. Before I knew it I grabbed him by his collar and laid in to his face. It was one of the best feelings i've had in a long time.
I may have done it last night of all nights becuse Talia's cousins Sergio and Pauly were with me and I knew they had my back but for whatever reason I did it, i'm glad I did.
He didn't see that shit coming, did he? Way to teach him not to mess with a crip!
Tetracyclone
Dec 13 2009, 08:01 PM
ditto,
now you can feel more relaxed coming up with verbal solutions. well, maybe.
Zak Sharp
Dec 13 2009, 11:43 PM
QUOTE (Blake @ Dec 12 2009, 06:43 PM)

Last night I did what i've wanted to do for some time. Jean-Luc took it one very big step to far and smacked Talia on the butt. Before I knew it I grabbed him by his collar and laid in to his face. It was one of the best feelings i've had in a long time.
I may have done it last night of all nights becuse Talia's cousins Sergio and Pauly were with me and I knew they had my back but for whatever reason I did it, i'm glad I did.
awesome man :]
pistol_pete
Dec 14 2009, 04:14 AM
I do not in anyway condone violence to resolve conflicts but....
YEEEAAAHHH, freakin awesome man, what a dick, high fives all round.
Karl187
Dec 14 2009, 11:40 AM
QUOTE (Blake @ Dec 12 2009, 11:43 PM)

Last night I did what i've wanted to do for some time. Jean-Luc took it one very big step to far and smacked Talia on the butt. Before I knew it I grabbed him by his collar and laid in to his face. It was one of the best feelings i've had in a long time.
I may have done it last night of all nights becuse Talia's cousins Sergio and Pauly were with me and I knew they had my back but for whatever reason I did it, i'm glad I did.
f*@k yeah!
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