Excuse me people!
Can we take just a second and reflect on what's happening here?
This whole "let's exercise our selves to death" concept was perpetrated by the Soviets back during the cold war.
The idea was to convince us to lift weights, do push ups, run, run, run every day so we'd all be too tuckered out to defend ourselves when the commies come to take us over.
Would have worked too if I hadn'ta gone on over there my self and had a little chit-chat with the big wigs up close n' personal like. Know what I mean?
Which is to say, if you have a piece of the Berlin Wall, a souvenir so to speak, you can thank me, E-dog for it.
Anywho, why would anyone lift something really heavy over and over again and not get paid for it?
Why not just kick back with a six pack n' order another pizza. Good for the economy and good for you too. Every major food group, all in one handy
package. Tasty and priced right for the morbidly obese on the go.
If you really feel you must take off a few pounds, or stones as the case may be, gimmie a ring.
I've found some do it yourself liposuction instructions on the internet. Went from 360 pounds to 125 in no time at all. Been feeling kinda dizzy lately
but I don't think that has anything to do with it. Huh? What'd ya say? Never mind. Must be hearin' things.
Anyway, let me know, I'll cruise on out. Maybe do a little stem cell work on ya at the same time. Sort of a package deal, ya know. Toss in some Gobi desert slugs and bang zoom, we're good to go.
Keep in mind kiddies, I would NEVER, EVER steer you wrong.
E-dog