Well, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve Googled something only to find a post in a forum by someone asking the same question and there are no replies. Soooooooo, I’ll answer my own thread for anyone who may stumble upon it.
All my research, both on line and asking questions of the various medical staff I spoke with, led me to believe the myelogram takes about one hour. BULL! We arrived at 11:30 AM and left the hospital at 7:30 PM. Add in a 90 minute commute and it makes for a very long day.
The description on
WebMD is fairly accurate with one exception – they use a real-time imaging system for positioning the needle (good thing, too, or I’d still be there).
The toughest part for me was some cramping in my thighs. The doctor who performed the procedure warned me of this, and it really wasn’t too bad until they inverted me (about 25-30 degrees). I thought my thighs were going to explode, and then I started to get a headache – sudden and intense. They only had me in that position for a few seconds for the dye to run down into the cervical area. The actual test took over two hours.
Then they wheeled me to get a CAT Scan. I waited for over an hour. After the CAT Scan (this is good) I had to wait to be taken to my room. Excuse me, I’m outpatient. Doesn’t matter. Apparently, a nurse must release you and they can only do this from an actual ward room. They check to make sure there are no ill side effects.
And then they give you the discharge routine. Complete rest for 24 hours, no driving, operating heavy equipment, etc. for 48 hours. No one told me about this, so I had to call my boss and tell him I’d be out for another day. Oh, and you have to sleep with your head elevated to make sure that the dye doesn’t go to your head. I guess it can cause seizures.
It’s the morning after and I feel find. My back is a little more stiff than usual, but I’m planning to go to work tomorrow. So, if you have a myelogram, I hope this helps.