Posted 14 February 2009 - 10:57 PM
Dear,
You should never have to get out of your "jammies" just to talk to yer neighbor.
Here in California, we wear them all the time. Even at work!
That is unless you're some kinda movie mogul or something like that.
I don't think they wear anything at all.
It's ok to leave it plugged in. Details like that are for the home repair guys on TV who need to waste camara time to boost ratings. Wash your hands first though, leaving them nice 'n wet before you start working on the cord. No rubber soled shoes, and have a few shots of tequila first, yer gonna need it, this is some grueling work my dear.
Electric tape would be best, but duct tape will work. Hell, duct tape'll fix anything.
Should you realize success in your "cord" repair endeavors, perhaps you'd be kind enough to pop out here. I too have been having trouble with my cord and well, you know what I mean.
Maybe we could find you some copper stem cells?
Alright, alright I'm done.
Sheesh, what a bunch o' grouches!
E-dog / home repair guy to the stars
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F