62 replies to this topic

[greybeard]

Isn't it quiet in here when the US is asleep?

[cathie]

it certainly is

[Scribbler]

The spelling is much better too...

I love the yellow colour of Daffodils in Spring.

It's simply too much when our langauge is corrupted..

Ain't that right Greybeard?...

[wheelywendy]

oops i'm guilty of poor spelling. my brain works quicker than my fingers i think and i'm a bit lazy about using spell checker will have to try harder!!

[E-DOG]

greybeard, on Mar 29 2009, 03:18 AM, said:

Isn't it quiet in here when the US is asleep?

It WAS quiet in here till YOU GUYS woke me up!

Now pipe down an' let me get back to sleep.

Crazy limey's can't even spell rite. grumblemoanbitchcomplain.....

[greybeard]

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2009, 04:50 PM, said:

The spelling is much better too...

I love the yellow colour of Daffodils in Spring.

It's simply too much when our langauge is corrupted..

Ain't that right Greybeard?...

Yew betchasweetass it is bro!

E-DOG, on Mar 29 2009, 10:48 PM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 29 2009, 03:18 AM, said:

Isn't it quiet in here when the US is asleep?

It WAS quiet in here till YOU GUYS woke me up!

Now pipe down an' let me get back to sleep.

Crazy limey's can't even spell rite. grumblemoanbitchcomplain.....

Hell E you can get your own back in a minute. I'm just off to bed.

[Hapahowlee]

I love the colour and flavour of limes

[greybeard]

Hapahowlee, on Mar 30 2009, 12:35 AM, said:

I love the colour and flavour of limes

Oooh!

[StillFingers]

did someone ring...hmmmm...back to the inferno.

[longhaul]

What the hell do spellin have to do with anything anyhow inlightin me jes a little would ya?

[fatdave]

Damz yo, gonna be talkin dat smak up on my kuntry and shit must be al dat fish dey an chipz be eatin ova thear

Now, who wants to argue about gun control, abortion, illegal drugs or or the proper pronunciation of aluminum?

[greybeard]

longhaul, on Mar 30 2009, 07:08 AM, said:

What the hell do spellin have to do with anything anyhow inlightin me jes a little would ya?

What the hell does any of the drivel we scribble have to do with anything?

[nomis]

It's not just the spelling, the accents sound better, too. Mind you, fatdave and ches never sleep so there's always an eagle watching from somewhere.

[greybeard]

fatdave, on Mar 30 2009, 09:06 AM, said:

Damz yo, gonna be talkin dat smak up on my kuntry and shit must be al dat fish dey an chipz be eatin ova thear

Now, who wants to argue about gun control, abortion, illegal drugs or or the proper pronunciation of aluminum?

Listen, when the leaders of the free world tell us former colonizers that aluminium is to be pronounced " al - oo - min - umm " - we just say "Yessum boss" and obey. We know our place

[araitn]

Y'all woke me up with all this chatter! Might as well roll out of this bed and head over for some physical rehab. Good morning (or afternoon/night)!

[fatdave]

I once heard the great Jeremy Clarkson quote George Bernard Shaw. he said England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

So true.

tyres are tires, color is colour, chips are crisp and fries are chips.

And what the hell is a fizzy drink? a soda?

[DaveP]

Is it true that when the Septic-Tanks got their indepence, they had a vote to choose their new national language and English only just won the vote over German?

[Trinity]

fatdave, on Mar 30 2009, 01:33 PM, said:

I once heard the great Jeremy Clarkson quote George Bernard Shaw. he said England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

So true.

tyres are tires, color is colour, chips are crisp and fries are chips.

And what the hell is a fizzy drink? a soda?

Haha a fizzy drink is indeed a soda, diaper is nappy, pacifier is a dummy, fender is a bumper and a truck is a lorry.
Oh and FD, I think you'll find it's spelled and pronounced aluminium!!!

[fatdave]

I once told a kid the rims on my car were Aluminium he asked me if it was some rare exotic metal.

[greybeard]

Merkin = Proper English

elevator = lift
hood = bonnet
trunk = boot
tomayto = tomarto (pronunciation)
pants = trousers

Add your own.
This could go on forever.

Edited by greybeard, 30 March 2009 - 02:39 PM.

[Trinity]

greybeard, on Mar 30 2009, 02:38 PM, said:

Merkin = Proper English

Merkin = Pubic Wig!!!

[greybeard]

trinity, on Mar 30 2009, 03:24 PM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 30 2009, 02:38 PM, said:

Merkin = Proper English

Merkin = Pubic Wig!!!

Well I never!!! [mer-kin - noun - false hair for the female pudenda.]

How did I get to be a month short of 66 without knowing that? I've always heard it used about our cousins across the Atlantic. My apologies to all Americans.

I now understand it is a more appropriate term for our nearest neighbours across the English Channel.

Edited by greybeard, 30 March 2009 - 03:52 PM.

[StillFingers]

Shhhhhhhhhh...the dawg is sleeping

[fatdave]

ok then, what the hell is a chav?

[E-DOG]

Why on earth would a woman wear a wig on her pudendum?
And where can they be procured?
I'd like a variety, stylishly coloured, to place on my chin. I'm tired of trimming my goatee.
Can they be purchased used or reconditioned? (due to a paucity of funds I find myself unable to buy new)
And if I get a used one, does it need to be washed?

[fatdave]

why wash it? could provide a nice aroma to sooth you during the day.

I could sell you one, if you don't mind it smelling like calmoseptine

[Trinity]

E-DOG, on Mar 30 2009, 09:33 PM, said:

Why on earth would a woman wear a wig on her pudendum?
And where can they be procured?
I'd like a variety, stylishly coloured, to place on my chin. I'm tired of trimming my goatee.
Can they be purchased used or reconditioned? (due to a paucity of funds I find myself unable to buy new)
And if I get a used one, does it need to be washed?

Check this out http://www.merkinworld.com/

[greybeard]

E-DOG, on Mar 30 2009, 09:33 PM, said:

Why on earth would a woman wear a wig on her pudendum?

I'm struggling with that myself. Every woman I've ever known has spent hours and money trying to remove body hair, sometimes taking this to extremes of discomfort.

So why?

Perhaps you ladies could enlighten us. How many put on their pubic wig under their bikini? Do you tuck the ends in or like to show off a bit like you do with designer labels? Photos might help us ignorant males understand better.

[E-DOG]

fatdave, on Mar 30 2009, 01:36 PM, said:

why wash it? could provide a nice aroma to sooth you during the day.

I could sell you one, if you don't mind it smelling like calmoseptine

Anything would smell better than the 6 month old road-kill skunk I've got plastered to my face now!
At least I THINK it's a skunk.

Sure looks cool though.
So my friends say.
When they come around.
Which ain't too often any more.

Sure does stink in here.
Wonder what that awful smell is?
Keeps followin' me around, where the hell's it comin' from??
Dang!

E wondering what the hell calmoseptine is

[E-DOG]

trinity, on Mar 30 2009, 01:49 PM, said:

E-DOG, on Mar 30 2009, 09:33 PM, said:

Why on earth would a woman wear a wig on her pudendum?
And where can they be procured?
I'd like a variety, stylishly coloured, to place on my chin. I'm tired of trimming my goatee.
Can they be purchased used or reconditioned? (due to a paucity of funds I find myself unable to buy new)
And if I get a used one, does it need to be washed?

Check this out http://www.merkinworld.com/

Ersatz female pubic hair from a yak's underside.
Sounds like someone's banger's been mashed.

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