[twisted_ophelia]

Because who doesn't love these ridiculous surveys?

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? CLOSED!

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Depends on hotel. From a nice one? Maybe.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I don't sleep with a sheet. I only sleep with blankies and big comforters. And tucked out.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Nope.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Yeah, kinda. I use them for phone messages.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Nope.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Crap. A bear. I could play dead maybe.

8. Do you have freckles? Nope.

9. Do you always smile for pictures? Not always.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Cry babies. The victim mentality. It drives me nuts.

11. Have you had a near death experience? Yeah, kinda. I went into cardiac arrest twice when I got hurt and I remember being told by my grandmother to come back. Seriously. It's weird. I guess it would be considered a near death experience.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Many a time!

13. What about pooped in the woods? Well, I've gone camping so yeah. Pre-SCI though. Having to shit in the woods now with no toilet would suck.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Um... chair dancing? No thanks. I rock out in other ways.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Don't chew them but keep them in my mouth.

16. How many people have you slept with this year? My friend Thomas sleeps in my bed all the time I'm not answering the 'real' question. Haha. Dream on, boys.

17. What size is your bed? Queen

18. What is your Song of the week? Whatever You Like - T.I.

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Of course! Pink rocks!

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Yup, sometimes.

21. Whats your least favorite movie? Damn, least favorite.... Ummm.... You know, I honestly don't know. If I didn't like a movie, I usually just forget about it.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Well, I'm obviously not gonna tell you that. Then you'd go dig up my millions of dollars in gold dubloons.

23. What do you drink with dinner? Water.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Vegetarian. But I eat fake 'chicken' nuggets and I dip them in BBQ sauce.

25. What is your favorite food? Cheese. Like the good cheese, not this Cracker Barrel shit.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Elizabeth and Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Marie Antoinette, Steel Magnolias, 300, 8 Mile, so many... and lately, The Last Unicorn.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? My ex husband.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No. I was a Brownie.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? It depends.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Years ago. Probably close to a decade ago.

31. Can you change the oil on a car? No but I can check it. Haha.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nope.

33. Ran out of gas? Nope.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Grilled cheese.

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? I don't eat breakfast. Coffee. But if I HAVE to eat breakfast? Fruity Pebbles cereal. Or scrambled eggs. I love eggs. Or a smoothie.

36. What is your usual bedtime? Pretty late. After midnight usually.

37. Are you lazy? Not in the annoying ways but I am f*@k around a lot and get distracted.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? My first Halloween ever, my mother dressed me up as a witch. Then I was a pink bear. Then I started picking my own costumes and I was usually a princess of some sort. Last Halloween, I dressed up as a doll. Before that, I was Alice in Wonderland.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Monkey.

40. How many languages can you speak? Almost three. I can understand French but not speak it.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope. Get stuff from various horse associations every month though but it's free with membership.

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? What the f*@k are Lincoln Logs? LEGO! I had the girly pink legos!

43. Are you stubborn? Extremely.

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Hmm. Neither. Don't watch those late night talk shows.

45. Ever watch soap operas? No. Boring.

46. Afraid of heights? Not at all. I like being up high.

47. Sing in the car? Haha, yes, and loudly too.

48. Dance in the shower? Umm...

49. Dance in the car? Someone explain to me how you can dance in a car?

50. Ever used a gun? Haha YES.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? A few weeks ago by a photographer friend for her portfolio.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Oh god yeah. I hate them.

53. Is Christmas stressful? No. I love Christmas. I'm cheesy that way.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? LMAO YES. My daddy is Polish. That's all my Polish grandmother cooks.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Umm.. blueberry. I should get better at baking pies. Homemade pies are awesome.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Ballerina. Showjumping champion. Treasure hunter.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. Ghosts are probably the only thing I'm kind of scared of. I actually found out recently that my great grandmother apparently "talked to the dead" (and predicted the atomic bomb!).

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? All the time. Some say having deja vu means you are on the right path in life. I'm going to go with that one.

59. Take a vitamin daily? Yes, iron and B12. Cranberry pills. Probiotics. And occasionally a liquid multi vitamin.

60. Wear slippers? No.

61. Wear a bath robe? No. Don't even own one.

62. What do you wear to bed? Underwear. Unless a friend is sleeping over. Then usually a tank top and underwear.

63. First concert? Tom Jones. I clearly remember him singing 'What's New, Pussycat?' My mother dragged me with her. Then New Kids On the Block.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target. Walmart if neccessary.

65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas! Ya'll haven't seen my pink Adidas! They're awesome!

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? None. Chips.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Hmm. Peanuts.

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No....

69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes all through my childhood years and into my teenage years. Ballet, tap, jazz. Mostly ballet though.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? My future spouse? Hmm. No. They should do whatever makes them happy.

71. Can you curl your tongue? No.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? No but I'm a good speller, damn it!

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yeah, kinda.

74. Own any record albums? I'm assuming this means vinyl stuff. Yes. Though they sit around gathering dust.

75. Own a record player? No. And that is why they sit around gathering dust.

76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? No. Candles once in a while but incense? Not since my teenage goth years.

77. Ever been in love? Absolutely.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Tori Amos. Again.

79. What was the last concert you saw? Tori Amos. Again.

80. Hot tea or cold tea? No tea! Coffee!

81.Tea or coffee? COFFEEEEEEEE!

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles! I make awesome Snickerdoodles! I've totally perfected my recipe.

83.Can you swim well? For a gimp? Hell yes. In the pre-SCI days, I was on the swim team even. I'm a water baby.

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Of course. I never hold my nose in the water.

85. Are you patient? Oh my God, no. I'm working on it.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I hate weddings. Band though.

87.Ever won a contest? Yup.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No. But I wanted a nose job. I hated my nose. Now I'm okay with it.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Hmmm. It depends on my mood. I like good olives though, not the nasty kind.

90.Can you knit or crochet? I briefly tried to learn how to knit. I do not have the patience for it.

91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room. Or bedroom.

92. Do you want to get married? I was married. I would maybe get married again to the right person.

93. If married, how long have you been married? Was with him for about 12 years, married for almost 2.

94. Who was your HS crush? I guess my ex husband though he didn't go to my high school.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Uh, not since the mid 80s or so.

96. Do you have kids? Nope.

97. Do you want kids? Hmm. Yeah. Maybe.

98. Whats your favorite color? Pink! Sparkly!

99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yeah.

100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? Embarrassingly enough, yes. Sometimes.

Whoa, that was long.

This post has been edited by twisted_ophelia: 15 April 2009 - 02:07 AM

[Ches]

I'm completely bored.


1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? always closed

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No, try not to use it either.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yes

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? no

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? bees

8. Do you have freckles? yep yep

9. Do you always smile for pictures? no

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? people that chew their food with their mouth open

11. Have you had a near death experience? Yeah thats how I got here

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? yep

13. What about pooped in the woods? yep

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? only in my head these days

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? pens yes

16. How many people have you slept with this year? I dont know, let me check my tax return

17. What size is your bed? King

18. What is your Song of the week? Whatever You Like - T.I. - loving T.O's answer

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Only if they know how

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Adult cartoons

21. Whats your least favorite movie? Dark Crystal

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I'd keep it in a safe in the house w/ a shotgun on hand

23. What do you drink with dinner? Whatever Im already sippin on

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? depends on my mood, mustard or bbq sauce.

25. What is your favorite food? warm chocolate chip cookies

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Idiocracy or The Notebook, or Pride and Prejudice.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? kris

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I was a brownie once

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? no

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? maybe a yr ago

31. Can you change the oil on a car? no

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? lots!

33. Ran out of gas? no

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? club, no tomato

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? toast n coffee, or sausage biscuits.

36. What is your usual bedtime? 1 or 2

37. Are you lazy? no but Im excellent at self preservation.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? a cat, a clown, a witch, all the usuals.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Dog

40. How many languages can you speak? barely english

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? no

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? legos, i still have my lego dollhouse in the attic. cant seem to part w/ it

43. Are you stubborn? slightly

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? leno

45. Ever watch soap operas? no

46. Afraid of heights? no, its fun

47. Sing in the car? always

48. Dance in the shower? used to

49. Dance in the car? used to... T.O. its very simple, alcohol helps.

50. Ever used a gun? yep, Texas grl here remember

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? September

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? yeah but I like them.

53. Is Christmas stressful? nope, I love all the family getting together

54. Ever eat a pierogi? no

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? peach

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Barbie, Librarian, Teacher, Interior Designer.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? yep

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yep

59. Take a vitamin daily? no

60. Wear slippers? no

61. Wear a bath robe? nope

62. What do you wear to bed? just whatever... really depends how hot/cold is it and who's here

63. First concert? Family Value Tour.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target. Walmart if neccessary. - ditto.

65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? either

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? seeds

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no but I like the cake Tres Leche

69. Ever take dance lessons? I took ballet at 4yrs old and the teacher politely told my mother I was too bossy and I wasnt to come back. It was gymnastics for a few yrs on.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? who said Im getting married ever?

71. Can you curl your tongue? no

72. Ever won a spelling bee? heck no

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yeah

74. Own any record albums? no

75. Own a record player? no

76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? no, I use the oils

77. Ever been in love? yep

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Im not a concert person.

79. What was the last concert you saw? ?Toured w/ Family Values.

80. Hot tea or cold tea? cold.. or a hot tea latte

81.Tea or coffee? COFFEEEEEEEE!- ditto

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? refer to #25

83.Can you swim well? Not sure anymore

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yep

85. Are you patient? with big stuff yeah

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? i dont care

87.Ever won a contest? dont think so

88. Ever have plastic surgery? no

89. Which are better black or green olives? green

90.Can you knit or crochet? no

91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room. Or bedroom. - ditto

92. Do you want to get married? not really

93. If married, how long have you been married? n/a

94. Who was your HS crush? I dont know, a few?

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? not lately

96. Do you have kids? no

97. Do you want kids? i dont know

98. Whats your favorite color? maroon, or baby blue

99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yeah.

100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? no

[fatdave]

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Depends

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? I paid for the buggers

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Sleep?.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Yes, a neighborhood watch sign...Ironic eh?

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Love'um

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no, use them.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Depends on the bee's

8. Do you have freckles? some.

9. Do you always smile for pictures? Photographs steal your soul, according to Ishi.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Bible thumpers

11. Have you had a near death experience? Couple of overdoses, strange things happen when you inject large amouts of illicit drugs.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? many times, have to mark my territory

13. What about pooped in the woods? Many times.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? No.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes, hmmm tasty graphite

16. How many people have you slept with this year? In the last 365 days or since Jan. 1st? err...3 and 1

17. What size is your bed? King

18. What is your Song of the week? The one with the words that has that beat.

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? What ever floats yer boat.

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Anime count?

21. Whats your least favorite movie? TWILIGHT! I will never forgive my niece for making me watch that asinine piece of so called art.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? under a large X

23. What do you drink with dinner? Water.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Chickens don't have nuggets!

25. What is your favorite food? Depends on my mood.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Road Warrior, Life of David Gale, The Matrix, Star Wars trilogy, Akira.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Some chick at a concert.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Nope.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Who says I haven't?

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? About a week ago.

31. Can you change the oil on a car? Yes. Well, maybe.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yes.

33. Ran out of gas? Yes.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Depends. Pastrami on rye or Spicy Italian from Subway (five dollar foot longs rule!)

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? Left overs.

36. What is your usual bedtime? Shit, I don't sleep.

37. Are you lazy? Can be!

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Don't remember.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Boar, I think.

40. How many languages can you speak? Properly? none!

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Hemmings Muscle Machines, Hemmings sports and exotic, Hot Rod, Easyrider, Savage, Shonen Jump, Guns and Ammo.

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos!

43. Are you stubborn? Can be.

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Leno, have you seen that mans collection of cars?!

45. Ever watch soap operas? haha, nope.

46. Afraid of heights? Not really.

47. Sing in the car? Only to embarrass people riding with me.

48. Dance in the shower? Wish I could.

49. Dance in the car? that would have to be one very large car.

50. Ever used a gun? mmm, this should probably ask "ever fired a gun"...And Yes...many guns.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Do mug shots count?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Good lord, yes!

53. Is Christmas stressful? Hate Christmas.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? Yup.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? I am afraid of pies now.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Truck driver (Did it) Mechanic (Did it) Teacher.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Maybe.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yup.

59. Take a vitamin daily? Yes, Calcium.

60. Wear slippers? nope.

61. Wear a bath robe? Nope.

62. What do you wear to bed? Come over and find out.

63. First concert? I forgot, first one i remember is Stevie Ray Vaughn...I was really young at that one too.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wal*mart is closer.

65. Nike or Adidas? New Balance!

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Flaming Hot Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower Seeds.

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Nope

69. Ever take dance lessons? ....

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? What ever makes her happy.

71. Can you curl your tongue? yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? Yes.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? no.

74. Own any record albums? Yes.

75. Own a record player? Yes.

76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? Only to cover the smell of other things that are burning.

77. Ever been in love? Love is a chemical imbalance similar to eating large amounts of chocolate. hehe, Of course I have.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? I don't know, Gwar always has a good show.

79. What was the last concert you saw? Kottonmouth Kings

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold Tea, no sugar, decaf

81.Tea or coffee? Cold Tea, no sugar, decaf

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles

83.Can you swim well? I Float well also.

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yup.

85. Are you patient? No, WHEN IS THE END OF THIS THING!!!!!!

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ I guess.

87.Ever won a contest? Yup.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Love'um both.

90.Can you knit or crochet? Both.

91. Best room for a fireplace? Fire is fun everywhere!

92. Do you want to get married? Sure.

93. If married, how long have you been married? Was going to be.

94. Who was your HS crush? A Teacher.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Yeah, all the time. (WTF)

96. Do you have kids? I could insert a crude joke here.

97. Do you want kids? Yes, children taste delish

98. Whats your favorite color? No colors anymore I want them to turn black. (1 point to the person that knows the song)

99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yeah.

100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? No.

Anything else you want to know? Social Security numbers, credit card info!?

[twisted_ophelia]

Ches, on Apr 14 2009, 01:31 AM, said:

I'm completely bored.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? only in my head these days

49. Dance in the car? used to... T.O. its very simple, alcohol helps.

Awww, Ches, I thought we were starting up a dance team!! Are you bailing on me?!

By dancing in the car, do you mean like rocking out sitting in the passenger seat? Cuz I was thinking it means someone standing up in the car and using it as a dancefloor--which I guess is possible with a sunroof cuz then they could stick their top half out of the car.

fatdave, on Apr 14 2009, 02:02 AM, said:

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? I paid for the buggers

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Depends. Pastrami on rye or Spicy Italian from Subway (five dollar foot longs rule!)

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? I am afraid of pies now.

90.Can you knit or crochet? Both.

Anything else you want to know? Social Security numbers, credit card info!?

Hmmm good point about the hotel shampoo. I guess we do pay for those things so they're technically ours.

Dude, before I was vegetarian, the Spicy Italian was my favorite at Subway! I used to eat one a day, seriously! Yum! You're afraid of pies?

You knit and crochet... that's hot, let's get married.

This post has been edited by twisted_ophelia: 14 April 2009 - 03:07 PM

[Hikkakaru]

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yeah.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? No sheets, hugging a pillow.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? No, enough shit on my desk.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No. I just buy online.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear hug.

8. Do you have freckles? A dot on my left ass cheek.

9. Do you always smile for pictures? I have a lot of disdain for pictures.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? People whom touch me when they speak to me.

11. Have you had a near death experience? Not a lot of people with broken necks without one.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Yeah. Being a man is convenient.

13. What about pooped in the woods? Not so much. I try not to be out in the woods long enough to need to.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Leg spasms.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? My penmanship is shit, and I can't chew on a laptop.

16. How many people have you slept with this year? Not nearly enough.

17. What size is your bed? Queen

18. What is your Song of the week? Right Where It Belongs - Nine inch Nails.

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? I've personally worn pink polos and pink boxerbriefs. I guess that's fine. I did it to get poon *shrug*

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Yep.

21. Whats your least favorite movie? Jesus Christ : Vampire Hunter in 1080p Blu-Ray

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? at the blackjack table.

23. What do you drink with dinner? Diet coke. Always.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Your mother.

25. What is your favorite food? Creme Brulee.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? A Clockwork Orange, Chocolate, The Big Lebowski, Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Probably my mother.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Probably.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Years.

31. Can you change the oil on a car? Yep.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yep.

33. Ran out of gas? Not in my own car.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? French Dip with au Jus.

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? steamed rice/miso.

36. What is your usual bedtime? Whenever i'm hurting enough to warrant sleep. I don't get tired anymore.

37. Are you lazy? Mostly.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A lot of shit. My mom was very handy.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Dragon.

40. How many languages can you speak? English, Spanish, Japanese (although I can't read kanji for shit anymore hira/kata so so)

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Roundel(bmw monthly), Eurotuner, Sport Compact, Grassroots Motorsports, SCCA , NASA ,Pelican Parts, random other BMW/Mazda/Honda crap.

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos.

43. Are you stubborn? Usually.

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Letterman is actually funny. Leno is too scripted.

45. Ever watch soap operas? I used to be really into a japanese medical/romance drama called Code Blue, but not really anymore.

46. Afraid of heights? Used to rock climb, so no.

47. Sing in the car? Can't hear the car.

48. Dance in the shower? only the horizontal hip thrust.

49. Dance in the car? No.

50. Ever used a gun? Proud owner of a Christiansen Arms Remington 700 25-06 comp rifle.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Senior year.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Just a lot of people taking themselves far too seriously.

53. Is Christmas stressful? No.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? No. Just gyoza.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Chocolate. Fruit pies are for losers.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Computer Sciences(bleh) Neurosurgeon(no way, too physical) Neurologist(perhaps) Author(probably) Race car driver(achieved,somewhat)

57. Do you believe in ghosts? No.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yeah.

59. Take a vitamin daily? No.

60. Wear slippers? No.

61. Wear a bath robe? No.

62. What do you wear to bed? Boxers or nothing. Depends on who is in attendance.

63. First concert? a Surf Music extravaganza, featuring Dick Dale.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? I hate them all.

65. Nike or Adidas? D.C.

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Fritos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower Seeds.

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No, but any artist considering themselves "power-pop" doesn't deserve my attention.

69. Ever take dance lessons? No.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Maid.

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yeah.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? Yeah.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No.

74. Own any record albums? Yeah.

75. Own a record player? Not any longer.

76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? Yes.

77. Ever been in love? Yeah. Mostly lust.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Klingonz

79. What was the last concert you saw? Can't remember. I was going to shows every weekend for a few years, so that's all blurry

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Iced tea, 2 sweet&low

81.Tea or coffee? Coffee, black, 2 sweet&low

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar.

83.Can you swim well? Yeah. Used to surf.

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yeah.

85. Are you patient? I've been a patient.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? No wedding.

87.Ever won a contest? Yes.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Neither.

90.Can you knit or crochet? Probably, never learned though.

91. Best room for a fireplace? Too hot.

92. Do you want to get married? No.

93. If married, how long have you been married? No.

94. Who was your HS crush? A bitter girl, who ended up being a bitter girlfriend, and then a bitter ex.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Usually.

96. Do you have kids? For breakfast.

97. Do you want kids? For lunch.

98. Whats your favorite color? Black.

99. Do you miss anyone right now? No.

100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? No.

[qbounce]

I got an hour or 2 to kill!--lol

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open. Closed. If the Boogie Man's gonna get me, he'd 'a done it BEFORE I turned 20.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yah, I use them for MY guests! HOTEL BOUNCER.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out. Need room to turn. And, I'm ALWAYS hot.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Do pilons and warning lights count?

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? No. I use those free realtor pads.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yah. I try save money where I can.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Is there a body of water near by? Give me a setting for chrissakes!

8. Do you have freckles? Yessiry

9. Do you always smile for pictures? Yah, try to.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? A dirty place. Restaurant, house, car, bathrooms, etc. Especially if I have to wheel through it.

11. Have you had a near death experience? Nope. Even during my SCI, I was conscious the entire time.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Yah, and in the city, snow, in a convirtible car. I was a punk!!

13. What about pooped in the woods? Also camping.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Yah.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Not me, but SOMEONE is!!

16. How many people have you slept with this year? One, many many times!!--hehe

17. What size is your bed? King

18. What is your Song of the week? Here Comes Everybody--Autolux

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? No! I need to differentiate my stuff from my woman's.

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Sponge Bob rocks!

21. Whats your least favorite movie? How about type? Romance, but I put up with it. Ah, the things we do for love.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? In a safety deposit box with interest!

23. What do you drink with dinner? Water too.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Love McDonalds spicy honey mustard sauce.

25. What is your favorite food? Pizza, prefferably Hawaiian with pineapple and Canadian bacon.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Godfather Trilogy.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? My gf, Fe.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Cub Scout, but I never grew up.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Man, years ago!! E-mail's awsome.

31. Can you change the oil on a car? Nope.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yah. 3 in my 20 years of driving.

33. Ran out of gas? Yes. I was dirt poor at one point, paying for gas with pennies, and pushing the car to run on fumes at times. That's what minimum wage gets you.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Philly cheese steak or a PB&J.

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? Honey nut Cheerio's, with Soy milk.

36. What is your usual bedtime? Lately, I pass out around 10PM.

37. Are you lazy? Not lazy, just a procrastinater.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Casper The Friendly Ghost, Devil, Pirate.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Cock, no joke.

40. How many languages can you speak? I speak English fluently, and proud of it.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? I have that Mobility magazine, but won't renew it. I get more info from this site!

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Lego's for sure. No splinters either.

43. Are you stubborn? No, just go with the flow.

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Conan O'brien

45. Ever watch soap operas? I try my hardest to conveniently skip over any and all things Soap, YUK!

46. Afraid of heights? No way. Paragliding's awsome.

47. Sing in the car? I really sound good in the shower or the car, and alone.

48. Dance in the shower? Yah, among other things.

49. Dance in the car? Yah, among OTHER things.--hehe

50. Ever used a gun? No, but I've often wish I had one while driving. hehe

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? '92'

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? With crackers!!!

53. Is Christmas stressful? No. It's fun.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? Yah, the frozen food section at Ralph's sells 'em.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? I still like the 'ol tried and true Apple Pie best. But with cinnamon on top. I think that's a Dutch Apple.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Fire Fighter, Rodeo Rider, Lawyer.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Used to for a long time. But I'm sceptical now.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Just got one anwering this question . . . . but, "

59. Take a vitamin daily? Just 'C'.

60. Wear slippers? Yes.

61. Wear a bath robe? Used to, but how do you keep it closed when transfering? I haven't tried yet.

62. What do you wear to bed? Sheets and Comforter/ sanz clothes.

63. First concert? My high school won a free concert to 'Oingo Boingo', you know . . . the lead singer, Danny Elfman, now does soundtracks to movies like "NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS", "BEETLEJUICE"and EDWARD SCISSORHANDS", etc. etc.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target, first. Kmarts in my area are extinct.

65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas! Neither, PUMA's!!

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Dorito's!

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts, salted and deshelled, please.

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Nope.

69. Ever take dance lessons? No. Only lessons I've EVER had were tennis.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? My future spouse? She wants to be a nurse.

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yep, it's hereditary . . . thanks Mom!

72. Ever won a spelling bee? No, I need to look up the easiest words, sometimes.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Post SCI only. I find myself tearing up at the drop of a hat.

74. Own any record albums? Just threw them out. CD's are next!

75. Own a record player? Not for 15 years.

76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? Not regularly, but, yah . . . during the holidays.

77. Ever been in love? Still am!!

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Radiohead

79. What was the last concert you saw? Bauhaus . . . Peter Murphy's awsome!

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Ice Tea whenever I eat out.

81.Tea or coffee? Coffee, 2 cups a day keeps the doctor away . . . right?

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Oatmeal raisen.

83.Can you swim well? Water Polo, and Diving team in high school, kinda landed me here. I haven't tried post, but looking foreward to it!

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes, for 2 min.

85. Are you patient? No. It's my daily struggle.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ. Wedding bands just suck.

87.Ever won a contest? No, came in second.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Always liked black. But, in Italy it doesn't matter. They're all good.

90.Can you knit or crochet? No.

91. Best room for a fireplace? Any, even outdoors.

92. Do you want to get married? Again? Okay, YES! Guess I'm a glutton for punishment. Can we say Prenup, anyone?-hehe

93. If married, how long have you been married? Iwas married a total of 16 years.

94. Who was your HS crush? I had several. And they became my gf's. The longest lasted 7 mo's.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? I never throw a fit.

96. Do you have kids? Not yet.

97. Do you want kids? 1 or two, max!

98. Whats your favorite color? Midnight Blue

99. Do you miss anyone right now? My grandfather. Want to ask him what he was thinkin'.

[b]100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? Last season was the first time ever. So, now I've watched a little this season too. Not religeously, though.

Yup, one hour dead and gone. Can I get it back?

This post has been edited by qbounce: 14 April 2009 - 06:55 PM

[Trinity]

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Always, then usually end up chucking them away when I have a clear out

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? When i was a student if it wasn't nailed down then it got stolen

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Always, if I don't write something down I instanty forget it

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? never

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? thankfully no bears in the uk

8. Do you have freckles? Only during the summer

9. Do you always smile for pictures? It depends whether I know they are being taken

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? White socks and sandals

11. Have you had a near death experience? Nope.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Haha, I have peed in many and varied places!

13. What about pooped in the woods? Nope.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Yep!

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yep, bad habit, especially at work when god knows what is on them

16. How many people have you slept with this year? Going through an unseasonal dry spell

17. What size is your bed? Double

18. What is your Song of the week? Bongo Bong

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Def, show's they are comfortable with themselves

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Def, good bit of escapism

21. Whats your least favorite movie? House of Wax, watched it on a friends recommendation, was truly awful

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I wouldn't bury it I would spend it!

23. What do you drink with dinner? Wine.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Sweet chili sauce, I get through buckets of the stuff a year

25. What is your favorite food? Anything fish, anything thai, anything Indian

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Shine

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? My housemates ex b/f, not a real kiss, just a friendly goodbye kiss

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I was a Brownie and a girl guide

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? No.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? I honestly have no idea

31. Can you change the oil on a car? Nope.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Never, more by luck than judgement

33. Ran out of gas? Nope

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Mozzarella, sun ripened tomatoes and fresh basil

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? Best is a full english, usually I skip breakfast, when I do eat it I have toast and marmite
36. What is your usual bedtime? Late

37. Are you lazy? I have a lazy streak but I eventually get things done

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A witch, Halloween not really a big thing in the UK

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Sheep

40. How many languages can you speak? English well, French ok, Italian passable and German badly

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Sadly yes, British Association Of Critical Care Nurses Journal

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Lego

43. Are you stubborn? I havemy moments

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Either? Neither? IDK

45. Ever watch soap operas? Occasionally, used to be addicted to Eastenders

46. Afraid of heights? Nope

47. Sing in the car? I will sing anywhere

48. Dance in the shower? Yep!

49. Dance in the car? Yep!

50. Ever used a gun? Onlt a paint gun

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? never, maybe at school

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? yes but I love them!

53. Is Christmas stressful? nope

54. Ever eat a pierogi? I have no idea what that is

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? nurse

57. Do you believe in ghosts? No

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes and it is freaky

59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope

60. Wear slippers? Yes, pink fluffy slipper boots

61. Wear a bath robe? no

62. What do you wear to bed? PJ's

63. First concert? Aerosmith!

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? none of them in the uk

65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? neither

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? sunflower seeds

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Nope.

69. Ever take dance lessons? I did ballet for several yrs

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I can't even picture a future spouse

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes

72. Ever won a spelling bee? Far too american!

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes

74. Own any record albums? erm Bananarama 'WOW'

75. Own a record player? nope

76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? Nope

77. Ever been in love? Yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert? The Killers

79. What was the last concert you saw? James Blunt

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot Tea

81.Tea or coffee? Coffee, I drink far too much

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? WTF are snickerdoodles????

83.Can you swim well? Yes, I was always in the water

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes

85. Are you patient? Yes, I am exceedingly patient!

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ

87.Ever won a contest? Yes, I am very competitive!

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Green

90.Can you knit or crochet? No.

91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room

92. Do you want to get married? Maybe some day

93. If married, how long have you been married? not married

94. Who was your HS crush? I had a few, my fave was a lovely boy called sam

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Never

96. Do you have kids? No.

97. Do you want kids? Maybe some day

98. Whats your favorite color? Pink or purple

99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes

[b]100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? No but I like the audition stages of X-factor, get bored after that

[fatdave]

And yes, I can really knit and crochet!

[qbounce]

Good for you Dave. And without checking I'm SURE you wear Pink too!--hehe

Trin, although a Snickerdoodle SOUNDS like something out of a Harry Potter novel, it's really a type of cinnamon, sugar cookie.

Buuuut . . . . if you'd rather believe it's a bad witch from the Bogs of Hornswaggle, then that works for me to.

[E-DOG]

twisted_ophelia, on Apr 13 2009, 07:56 PM, said:

Because who doesn't love these ridiculous surveys?

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? I don't sleep, I pass out. Usually on the bathroom floor.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? By the case. Sell 'em on e-bay. That's how I bought my brand new BMW.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked into WHAT?

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Street sweeper yes, street sign, no.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Only the really small ones, for bowel care.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? That could be construed as insane behavior.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Good lord, I'd rather not be attacked by either! But last time I was in Big Bear I was caught having sex with a swarm of bees. Does that count?

8. Do you have freckles? On my naughty bits. I've got some pictures, wanna see 'em?

9. Do you always smile for pictures? The guy I get my pictures from wants money not smiles. Kitty porn ain't cheap ya know.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? When people peeve on my pets.

11. Have you had a near death experience? Damn near killed my ol' lady a few times. Does that count?

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Why on earth would I drive all the way out to the woods to urinate? Are you some kind of nut?

13. What about pooped in the woods? I have a perfectly good toilet at home. What the hell's wrong with you? You talk like a train ran
over your head.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? In my head, the music's always playing.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Pens no. Pencils, of course! Every major food group, all in one complete package, priced right.

16. How many people have you slept with this year? Well let's see, there's Adriana Lima and Mandy Moore, Hillary Clinton. That gal from
the new James Bond movie, what was her name? Then there was the neighbors wife. Boy she was a doozie! Couple of care givers, my
psychologist, oh yea, and my neighbor. He was so jealous of me bangin' his wife, it was the only way to shut him up.

[b]17. What size is your bed? I sleep in a manger. Don't you know who the hell I am?

18. What is your Song of the week? There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes.

[b]19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? I wear nothing BUT pink. Or I wear nothing at all. You wanna fight about it?

[b]20. Do you still watch cartoons? My life is a frigging cartoon. A bad cartoon. In black and white. With the sound turned down, really low.
Just the susurrant murmurs ejaculated from the endless corridor of a phsyche better left well enough alone.

[b]21. Whats your least favorite movie? Citizen Kane. Though I think with the right director, it might have been a pretty good flick.

[b]22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Keistered, baby. Old habits die hard.

[b]23. What do you drink with dinner? The waitress.

[b]24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Hot pork fat 'n salt! Good on ANYTHING!

[b]25. What is your favorite food? Raw haggis allowed to ripen in the hot sun for a week or two. Dipped in hot pork fat 'n salt, of course.

[b]26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? "Tango and Cash" and "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man."
"Faces of Death" II and III. And "Midnight Express" Just the part where he bites the guy's tongue off and spits it in the air.
Man, I could watch that scene over and over and over again.

[b]27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? My congressman. It was late at night and we were naked, I figured, what the hell, it's his money.

[b]28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Girl Scout. Things sure have changed haven't they?

[b]29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Been there, did that. See above answer.

[b]30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? That's what secretaries are for. "Take a letter Maria, address it to my
wife. Tell her I'm leavin' her, gonna start a new life......"

[b]31. Can you change the oil on a car? No. Can you build a thermonuclear device? That's what I thought, so shut the f*@k up!

[b]32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? I'm faster than a speeding bullet, how's a cop ever gonna catch me?

33. Ran out of gas? Hell no. I could go on and on like this fer days.

[b]34. Favorite kind of sandwich. Yak droppings on a pita. But it's gotta be fresh, mind you.

[b]35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? Whom ever you had over for dinner. Why leave evidence laying around.

[b]36. What is your usual bedtime? When the little voices in my head give me a chance to get some rest, which ain't often. Is it guys?
"Screw you fatso!" Alright, who said that? "Hee hee hee" What was that? Come here you lil' shit!

[b]37. Are you lazy? I don't think you'd call it lazy, per se. Why don't we talk about this later, I'm tryin' to get some rest. OK?

[b]38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A pornographer.

[b]39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Platypus.

[b]40. How many languages can you speak? You mean, at a time? Three.

[b]41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Rocket Scientist Monthly, Super Advanced Physics for Geniuses Gazette, stuff like that.

[b]42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Lincoln logs, here again with the hot pork fat 'n salt!

43. Are you stubborn? Don't test me bitch!

[b]44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Hmm. Neither. Don't watch those late night talk shows.

[b]45. Ever watch soap operas? Yeah, that's what I do. Sit around naked all day, martini in one hand, pecker in the other, cigarette hangin' out
the side of my mouth, eyes like train tunnels, watching "Days of our Lives" hoping "Betty" doesn't get caught bangin' the neighbors
"cabana-boy" yup, that's me alright.

[b]46. Afraid of heights? You betcha! But it's the lows ya really gotta worry about, know what I mean? nudge nudge wink wink

[b]47. Sing in the car? No longer allowed to.

[b]48. Dance in the shower? Only with you mon ami.

[b]49. Dance in the car? All the time.

[b]50. Ever used a gun? Until the statute of limitations is up on the stuff I've done why don't we shut the hell up?

[b]51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? When I was a girl scout.

[b]52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Cheesy isn't the right word for it.

[b]53. Is Christmas stressful? Not when I'm drunk.

[b]54. Ever eat a pierogi? Where's Pieroga? I looked on a map, couldn't find it anywhere.

[b]55. Favorite type of fruit pie. Bruce.

[b]56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Prostitute.

[b]57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yup.

59. Take a vitamin daily? No

[b]60. Wear slippers? Slippers made from a dolphin's flippers.

[b]61. Wear a bath robe? No.

[b]62. What do you wear to bed? A straight-jacket and a jock-strap.

[b]63. First concert? The Stones.
[b]
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target. Walmart if neccessary.

[b]65. Nike or Adidas? Redwings only!

[b]66.Cheetos Or Fritos? who cares as long as it ends in o's?

[b]67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Hmm. Peanuts.

[b]68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No....

[b]69. Ever take dance lessons? I'm a part time ball room dance instructor for blind epileptics with Parkinson's disease.

[b]70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Prostitute.

[b]71. Can you curl your tongue? No.

[b]72. Ever won a spelling bee? Can't spell worth a shite.

[b]73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? all day every day

[b]74. Own any record albums? No, but I do have a record.

[b]75. Own a record player?[/ no

[b]76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? Nope. People, but not incense.

[b]77. Ever been in love? You gonna give me yer fone number or not?
[b]
78. Who would you like to see in concert? The Monkey's.

[b]79. What was the last concert you saw? See above.

[b]80. Hot tea or cold tea? No tea! Coffee!

[b]81.Tea or coffee? COFFEEEEEEEE!

[b]82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles! I make awesome Snickerdoodles! I've totally perfected my recipe.

[b]83.Can you swim well? yes.
[b]
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Of course. I never hold my nose in the water.

[b]85. Are you patient? Infinitely.

[b]86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I hate weddings. Band though.

[b]87.Ever won a contest? Yup.
[b]
88. Ever have plastic surgery? Not yet. But I'm going to Tijuana for a complete make over next spring.

[b]89. Which are better black or green olives? Black.

[b]90.Can you knit or crochet? NMo

[b]91. Best room for a fireplace? Pool

[b]92. Do you want to get married? Depends on how much they make.

[b]93. If married, how long have you been married? Was with him for about 12 years, married for almost 2.

[b]94. Who was your HS crush? My gym teacher.

[b]95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Works every time.

[b]96. Do you have kids? I hope not.

[b]97. Do you want kids? No thanx, had a couple last night an' I'm still pretty full.

[b]98. Whats your favorite color? Pink! Sparkly!
[b]
99. Do you miss anyone right now? I seem to be missing you. With every bullet.

[b]100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? Best thing on TV.

Whoa, that was long.

[the_walrus]

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? I don't care

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I don't sleep with a sheet. I only sleep with blankies and big comforters. And tucked out. (kept your answer Ophelia)

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Yes

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? No

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? A bear, easier to fight I think

8. Do you have freckles? No

9. Do you always smile for pictures? No

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Mass produced bullshit some call music.

11. Have you had a near death experience? No not that I can remember

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes

13. What about pooped in the woods? Bowel accident count ?

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? No, I don't dance.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yeah a lot.

16. How many people have you slept with this year? One, my girlfriend.

17. What size is your bed? My bed is a sofa that folds out, it's about queen size.

18. What is your Song of the week? N.A.S.A feat. Kanye West, Santogold and Lykke Li - Gifted

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Sure, I don't care

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Sometimes

21. Whats your least favorite movie? I don't know

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I don't know.

23. What do you drink with dinner? Depends on the dinner, Water / Beer usually

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Ketchup/Mayo/BBQ sauce

25. What is your favorite food? Poutine

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? I sleep on most movies, so a lot of them.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? My girlfriend, today

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Maybe

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Never

31. Can you change the oil on a car? No lol.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No

33. Ran out of gas? No

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Something with bacon and eggs, and ketchup and lettuce, and cheese, and yeah I like sandwiches with a lot of stuff on them

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? Eggs, bacon and ketchup

36. What is your usual bedtime? Midnight

37. Are you lazy? Yeah.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A power ranger, many times

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Don't know, don't give damn

40. How many languages can you speak? 2, French and English, plus a mixture of both we speak in New Brunswick

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Lego's, what the f*@k are lincoln logs ?

43. Are you stubborn? Not really, depends on the subject/situation/person

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Neither

45. Ever watch soap operas? No

46. Afraid of heights? No, I love heights.

47. Sing in the car? No

48. Dance in the shower? How do you propose I do that ?

49. Dance in the car? What the . . .no

50. Ever used a gun? Yes.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? High School

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yeah, I hate those

53. Is Christmas stressful? . Nope

54. Ever eat a pierogi? A what . . no

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Cherry/apple

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Astronaut

57. Do you believe in ghosts? No.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yeah, a lot

59. Take a vitamin daily? No

60. Wear slippers? No

61. Wear a bath robe? Don't own one.

62. What do you wear to bed? With my girlfriend/alone : Diaper, with T-Shirt if it's cold, If with someone else for some reason, diaper with some pants and T-shirt.

63. First concert? Soulfly I think

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Walmart, only one of the three we have in Quebec

65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No

69. Ever take dance lessons? No

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing ? No.

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yeah

72. Ever won a spelling bee? No, I suck at spelling

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No

74. Own any record albums? Yeah, somewhere

75. Own a record player? No

76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? No, why would I do that ?

77. Ever been in love? Yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert? So many bands, but Daft Punk would be my pick

79. What was the last concert you saw? Ghislain Poirier (Dj from Montreal) with guests Payz Play (hip hop group from Montreal)

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot

81.Tea or coffee? Neither, they both make me soak through diapers

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Sugar

83.Can you swim well? For a gimp? I can manage not drowing

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes

85. Are you patient? Yes

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I hate weddings

87.Ever won a contest? No

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No

89. Which are better black or green olives? Green

90.Can you knit or crochet? No

91. Best room for a fireplace? Bedroom/living room

92. Do you want to get married? No

93. If married, how long have you been married?

94. Who was your HS crush? Some girl in my school.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No.

96. Do you have kids? No

97. Do you want kids? Maybe

98. Whats your favorite color? Black

99. Do you miss anyone right now? No

100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? . Yes, not proud of it.

[edlee]

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? CLOSED!

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yeah, take them to hunting camp.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? tucked in to what??? I sleep under one and on top of one,,, no tucking involved

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? a few,, even put one back

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Yeah, mostly for targets

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Nope. Always use the ones I bother to cut out,, tho that isn't many

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bees, of course,, they aren't likely to hold me down and eat me

8. Do you have freckles? Oh yeah!!!

9. Do you always smile for pictures? Not always.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? hypocritical people

11. Have you had a near death experience? Near death , no,,, out of body,, yes,,

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Many a time!

13. What about pooped in the woods? Pre SCI, I pooped in places I hesitate to mention,, but the woods?? Yeah, there too

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Not anymore

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? not often

16. How many people have you slept with this year? 0

17. What size is your bed? single, hospital type

18. What is your Song of the week? Don't listen to music often

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? some guys can pull it off,,, I used to

20. Do you still watch cartoons? Family Guy, South Park, any Anime

21. Whats your least favorite movie? Schindler's List,,, only one I can think of that I stopped likeing in the first hour but finished watching, anyway. Because I thought I should,,, same reason it got awards.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Mine is under the dog box

23. What do you drink with dinner? Water or iced tea

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? sweet and sour

25. What is your favorite food? of the many foods I like, the one that gets me to drool when I think about it is (seriously, now) a big mac and fries

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Any thing with Connery in it

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? My new grandson, Connor

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? eagle

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? If the price was right

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? 1964,, basic training,, they made us write home

31. Can you change the oil on a car? I plan to try this week,, I'll let you know

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? many

33. Ran out of gas? twice

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? BLT

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? Sausage (link and large), two eggs over easy, homefries, sausage gravy, and biscuits.

36. What is your usual bedtime? 2 to 4 AM

37. Are you lazy? not lazy, but easily distracted

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Always ghosts,,, but since I wasn't allowed to put holes in the sheet,, I stumbled a lot

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? dog

40. How many languages can you speak? counting English???? a bit less than one.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? yes

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Lincoln logs

43. Are you stubborn? no,, but I can be determined

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? different styles, but I generally watch Letterman,,, if I watch either

45. Ever watch soap operas? No.

46. Afraid of heights? not the height,,, the falling from height

47. Sing in the car? no

48. Dance in the shower? no anymore

49. Dance in the car? What????

50. Ever used a gun? twice a week

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 20 years or so

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? some are

53. Is Christmas stressful? yes

54. Ever eat a pierogi? My wife is polish,,, what do you think?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Peach

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? scientist,,, never made it to college, tho

57. Do you believe in ghosts? neither ghosts nor gods

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? often

59. Take a vitamin daily? Yes. daily plus vit C

60. Wear slippers? why bother

61. Wear a bath robe? see 60

62. What do you wear to bed? what I was born with

63. First concert? Woodstock,,, also my last

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wallyworld

65. Nike or Adidas? I'm wearing nikes now

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No....

69. Ever take dance lessons? no

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Pole dancing

71. Can you curl your tongue? No.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? one, in second grade,,,, down hill from there

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? no

74. Own any record albums? no

75. Own a record player? yes

76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? No.

77. Ever been in love? many times

78. Who would you like to see in concert? No one in particular,, even for free

79. What was the last concert you saw? see 63

80. Hot tea or cold tea? love them both, but drink more iced

81.Tea or coffee? tea

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? only difference is the cinnaman,, prefer anything chocolate

83.Can you swim well? Used to,,, havn't tried since SCI

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Why would you hold your nose??

85. Are you patient? I've learned to be since SCI

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ,,, bands tend to be a pain in the ass except to the six people there who know who they are.

87.Ever won a contest? define contest,,,, I won a gun at a gun raffle, once,, does that count

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No. considering lipo, tho

89. Which are better black or green olives? black

90.Can you knit or crochet? crochet, yes,, knit, no

91. Best room for a fireplace? family room or den

92. Do you want to get married? am,,,,, so far

93. If married, how long have you been married? 1974,, you do the math

94. Who was your HS crush? Joann Kendlick

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? not since I was two
96. Do you have kids? two, plus one grandkid,,, grandkids are easier

97. Do you want kids? moot point

98. Whats your favorite color? sky blue

99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes

100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? I watch no reality shows of any kind


Wow,, that took a while,,, Well,, that's me, in black and white.
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[StellaLAtella]

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? CLOSED!

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Depends on the brand of shampoo

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? It's all tucked in at the bottom of the bed, so yes, IN.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Sometimes I cut them, rarely I use them.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Well, I was attacked by a swarm of bees about 15 years ago & I still have nightmares about it!! I had stepped in a yellow jacket's nest & I was wearing loose fitting shorts & top. I got stung in places that I will forever remember!! Don't want to be attacked bye either. Can't even think about choosing.

8. Do you have freckles? Yes.

9. Do you always smile for pictures? No.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve? BIG Braggers.........shut up, already!

11. Have you had a near death experience? No, but I too had an out of body experience (yes, it involved drugs too!)

12. Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes

13. What about pooped in the woods? Yes, I used to LOVE camping.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? No.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Oh God No!!! The germs on those things........UGH!!

16. How many people have you slept with this year? Zero (as I pathetically admit here)

17. What size is your bed? Full size

18. What is your Song of the week? Keiko Matsui "Water Lily" Thanks to Jerry for turning me on to her!!

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Absolutely! Some men look really hot in pink!

20. Do you still watch cartoons? No.

21. Whats your least favorite movie? ARIA

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Under the "X", silly!

23. What do you drink with dinner? Usually Iced Water.......Sometimes Sweet Tea

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? HOT Sauce

25. What is your favorite food? Anything but clams, oysters or rutabagas.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? The Witches of Eastwick

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? My sister who was in town Saturday

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I would if I didn't have such a f*^&ed up body. Not that anyone would want to look.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? 3 days ago. My cousin's son is in jail.

31. Can you change the oil on a car? Yes, I go to the dealership where they do it in 15 minutes for $8. THAT's MY way of changing the oil!!

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Unfortunately, several.

33. Ran out of gas? No.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Mmmm BLT, Ham & Swiss on Rye, Corned Beef & Cheddar on Rye, Roast Beef & Provolone..........Okay, I'm really hungry now!

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? Pancakes with butter & sugar, spicy sausage on the side.

36. What is your usual bedtime? Midnight-ish

37. Are you lazy? No, but I am a procrastinator!

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Cowboy

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Don't know.....please pass the potstickers.

40. How many languages can you speak? English, but I can stumble through a couple of others.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? yes

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos

43. Are you stubborn? OH GOD YES!!!!!!!!!

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? I love Letterman. But Leno is allright too.

45. Ever watch soap operas? Yes, when I was in high school. Now, I can't stand that crap!!

46. Afraid of heights? You bet!

47. Sing in the car? Absolutely!

48. Dance in the shower? No, but I do a splendid operetta there!

49. Dance in the car? Oh yeah.....turn on the disco ball.

50. Ever used a gun? Yes.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? A year ago. Me and my dog Willie, shortly after he was diagnosed with Lymphoma. I had such a hard time smiling.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? They aren't cheesy.........they are UNBEARABLE!!!

53. Is Christmas stressful? Yes, but I have found a spectacular way to alleviate the stress.........DON'T GO TO FAMILY GET TOGETHERS OVER THE HOLIDAYS.


54. Ever eat a pierogi? Yes, they're yummy.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Peach or Razzleberry.....yeah, I can't decide.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Teacher or Librarian

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes

59. Take a vitamin daily? I used to. Just didn't think it was effective, so I quit.

60. Wear slippers? Yes

61. Wear a bath robe? Sometimes

62. What do you wear to bed? Just panties

63. First concert? Donny Osmond

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Whale-mart

65. Nike or Adidas? New Balance

66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos, Fritos, All of them!!

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Roasted, unsalted sunflower seeds

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No..

69. Ever take dance lessons? Yes.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Pleasing me 24/7

71. Can you curl your tongue? No.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? Yes............I'm a nerd, what can I say?

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes

74. Own any record albums? Yes

75. Own a record player? Yes...........do I use either? No.


76. Regularly burn incense [candles]? incense gives me a headache, I love candles & burn them regularly.

77. Ever been in love? Yes.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Trans Siberian Orchestra

79. What was the last concert you saw? Lenny Kravitz or Pink.........can't remember. Great show the both of them though!

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Drink them both, but way more iced.

81.Tea or coffee? tea

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles........but I'd rather have a chocolate chip with pecan cookie, please

83.Can you swim well? Like a fish!

84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes

85. Are you patient? Never have been.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ's have more options.

87.Ever won a contest? Yes

88. Ever have plastic surgery? Yes.

89. Which are better black or green olives? Green

90.Can you knit or crochet? Yes, both

91. Best room for a fireplace? Bedroom

92. Do you want to get married? No.

93. If married, how long have you been married?

94. Who was your HS crush? Geoff

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No.

96. Do you have kids? No, but I do have dogs.

97. Do you want kids? OH GOD NO!!!!!!!

98. Whats your favorite color? magenta

99. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes

100. Did you watch American Idol on FOX? No. But I do watch LOST......I love that even though I still don't know what the heck is going on!