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[Illinois Boy]

Aliens have visited earth before Read Here ..........

Wish they would beam me up and fix my body......

Jim

[StillFingers]

The bubbler on my spa requires replacement, wonder if they can help...hmmmm

[Kev-O]

I need my oil changed in my car do you think they would give me a hand?

[StillFingers]

Kev-O, maybe they would just give you your own spaceship/starship instead of changing the oil in your groundship...let me know if they do okay, I'd love to fly wonder what they'll give me for my bubbler

[fatdave]

to believe that we are alone in the universe is a bit arrogant. But to believe they are amongst us is a bit paranoid.

Although, E-dog may be from a different planet. Maybe we can all hitch a ride with him when he gets the warp drive fixed on his wheelchair

[twisted_ophelia]

fatdave, on Apr 21 2009, 11:48 PM, said:

to believe that we are alone in the universe is a bit arrogant. But to believe they are amongst us is a bit paranoid.

Although, E-dog may be from a different planet. Maybe we can all hitch a ride with him when he gets the warp drive fixed on his wheelchair

Totally agree with the notion that it is completely arrogant of us to assume that in this unimaginably massive universe that we are alone... and I also agree that to think they are amongst us is a bit paranoid. But, hell, you never know, right? Strange things have happened.

E-Dog's planet seems like a fun place. Going anywhere warp speed would be an experience. I'm down with that. Beam me up, E!

Edited by twisted_ophelia, 22 April 2009 - 03:54 AM.

[fatdave]

Hey, if they are amongst us good shit. Just don't use your ray gun on me! I've seen stuff in the sky that was a bit strange, but I also smoked a lot of weed then and i'm sure the LSD didn't help.

[StillFingers]

Smoked weed, had a few to many shrums, one or two dozen peyote buttons, but never saw any aliens. I did look through the telescopes at Griffith Park Observatory and saw some really cool flickering stars and then tripped while watching the laser show; Tarkas by Emerson Lake and Palmer played in the background...talk about freaky.

Did see some very lovely naked ladies dancing in a bonfire, you don't think they...nah There was that time while skying on the Colorado river that it turned into a frothy, misty, purple heaven...nah

Do aliens exist, I'm thinkin so, as others have said how arrogant of us. Where are they, I have no friggin clue...although there are some people that pop into chat now and then that are pretty strange...nah

As far as space travel and planet-E goes, soon as the dawg gets that warp drive hummin, I'm making reservations...nah, I'm not watin...cause it's going to be one enlightening trip...

Edited by StillFingers, 22 April 2009 - 05:07 AM.

[E-DOG]

fatdave, on Apr 21 2009, 08:48 PM, said:

to believe that we are alone in the universe is a bit arrogant. But to believe they are amongst us is a bit paranoid.

Although, E-dog may be from a different planet. Maybe we can all hitch a ride with him when he gets the warp drive fixed on his wheelchair

If ANYONE on this planet can fix a warp drive it's you Dave.

E

[nomis]

My lips are sealed and my antennae concealed.

[twisted_ophelia]

fatdave, on Apr 22 2009, 12:19 AM, said:

Hey, if they are amongst us good shit. Just don't use your ray gun on me! I've seen stuff in the sky that was a bit strange, but I also smoked a lot of weed then and i'm sure the LSD didn't help.

I have a ray gun under my bed.

[E-DOG]

twisted_ophelia, on Apr 22 2009, 09:03 AM, said:

fatdave, on Apr 22 2009, 12:19 AM, said:

Hey, if they are amongst us good shit. Just don't use your ray gun on me! I've seen stuff in the sky that was a bit strange, but I also smoked a lot of weed then and i'm sure the LSD didn't help.

I have a ray gun under my bed.

Humm, maybe we should get under there 'n look for it.

E-dog (wondering why he is so obcessed with attractive women)

[fatdave]

Better than being obsessed with attractive pachyderms.

[twisted_ophelia]

E-DOG, on Apr 22 2009, 07:55 PM, said:

twisted_ophelia, on Apr 22 2009, 09:03 AM, said:

fatdave, on Apr 22 2009, 12:19 AM, said:

Hey, if they are amongst us good shit. Just don't use your ray gun on me! I've seen stuff in the sky that was a bit strange, but I also smoked a lot of weed then and i'm sure the LSD didn't help.

I have a ray gun under my bed.

Humm, maybe we should get under there 'n look for it.

E-dog (wondering why he is so obcessed with attractive women)

Hmmm. It might be kind of fun to keep you all under my bed, looking for my ray gun. It's well-hidden.

[StillFingers]

You must live in a huge house Mimi, that bed must be enormous...I luv new adventures and am willing to try most things at least once.
Okay everyone, under the bed I go...btw I know quadjitzu...I will find Mimi's ray gun

Edited by StillFingers, 23 April 2009 - 04:29 AM.

[twisted_ophelia]

StillFingers, on Apr 23 2009, 12:24 AM, said:

You must live in a huge house Mimi, that bed must be enormous...I luv new adventures and am willing to try most things at least once.
Okay everyone, under the bed I go...btw I know quadjitzu...I will find Mimi's ray gun

Quadjitzu! I have a nice big bed. You all will fit underneath just fine. Maybe a little crowded but you know... that's the price you pay for searching for my ray gun

[Illinois Boy]

twisted_ophelia, on Apr 22 2009, 11:03 AM, said:

I have a ray gun under my bed.

Does it use batteries and vibrate???????

I DO.........
Jim

[Slowlegs]

Illinois Boy, on Apr 21 2009, 11:44 PM, said:

[b]color="#8B0000"]Aliens have visited earth before Read Here ..........

Wish they would beam me up and fix my body......

Jim[/color][b]

You just want to try out the anal probe. I am sure you already had in the adult five word story game

[Yasko]

[twisted_ophelia]

Illinois Boy, on Apr 23 2009, 01:51 PM, said:

twisted_ophelia, on Apr 22 2009, 11:03 AM, said:

I have a ray gun under my bed.

Does it use batteries and vibrate???????

I DO.........
Jim

Nope, it uses these weird electromagnetic fields....

[E-DOG]

twisted_ophelia, on Apr 22 2009, 09:07 PM, said:

Hmmm. It might be kind of fun to keep you all under my bed, looking for my ray gun. It's well-hidden.

Maybe at the same time we can look for Dave's pack o' derms. I mean Camels.
Although I though he was gonna quit smoking.?

HEY! Quit throwin' stuff! If you didn't encourage me, I wouldn't write this shit!

e

[fatdave]

I did quit the cigs, took up these new spit less pouches of smokless tobacco called Camel Snus. Had a tough time learning not to spit the tobacco infused saliva.

[edlee]

Easy, big guy,, that smokeless stuff is harder to quit than the coffin nails ever were. You may avoid the lung cancer, but the things it does to the inside of your mouth are just as bad.

And not spitting,,, well, if that doesn't turn your piss black, nothing will.

Did anyone try to buy you off, yet,,,, to get those teenage, thieving, d**kheads, who stole your stuff, out of trouble. If they do,, make em pay, bigtime.


Aliens???? Hell yeah,,,, Everybody on earth is either black, red, yellow, or some shade of tan,,,,, except all those white people...

Watch your back,,, they're everywhere.
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