This post has been edited by Irenec: 30 April 2009 - 07:20 AM
Experiance Gifts? For disabled
#1
Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:18 AM
#2
Posted 30 April 2009 - 07:04 PM
But if the person for whom the experientialness is for happens to be a man then may I suggest a hooker.
Almost always a great entertainment value, a hooker can provide hours of exciting fun, delightful conversation, and that oh so needed human contact we men tend to crave every once in a while.
Better yet! Hookers and hot air ballooning. Line the interior of the balloon basket with latex, add a tub o' vaseline, pillows, champagne.
You get the idea. Up, up and away!
Just a thought. I mean shit, ain't nobody come up with any other suggestions.
E
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#3
Posted 30 April 2009 - 09:03 PM
Just remember, Brits - not all of us are cowboys. We think we are a lot of the time, but usually wind up in a wheelchair as a result. At best, on a park bench with a bad kink in the neck!
(Actually, Dawg - I think your experience suggestion's a damn good one. Keep yer nose clean.)
Lynn
This post has been edited by Murray: 30 April 2009 - 09:04 PM
Irrevence is the champion of liberty and its only defense. -Twain
#4
Posted 16 May 2009 - 08:12 AM
E-DOG, on Apr 30 2009, 07:04 PM, said:
But if the person for whom the experientialness is for happens to be a man then may I suggest a hooker.
Almost always a great entertainment value, a hooker can provide hours of exciting fun, delightful conversation, and that oh so needed human contact we men tend to crave every once in a while.
Better yet! Hookers and hot air ballooning. Line the interior of the balloon basket with latex, add a tub o' vaseline, pillows, champagne.
You get the idea. Up, up and away!
Just a thought. I mean shit, ain't nobody come up with any other suggestions.
E
Some people run quite a nomal life, and dont need the help of a hooker, as you call it.Some people live in a house of love and respect. Just because they are in a wheelchair it does not give them the right to live a seedy dirty life. when they have a beautiful caring wife whom can fullfill there needs!!
#5
Posted 16 May 2009 - 03:51 PM
Guess that told you, young fella.
#6
Posted 16 May 2009 - 04:48 PM
#7
Posted 16 May 2009 - 05:10 PM
#8
Posted 16 May 2009 - 10:12 PM
Irenec, on May 16 2009, 09:48 AM, said:
Hey, it was just a suggestion.
And not all hookers are seedy and dirty, I've known a few clean ones.
Well, they were fairly clean anyway. If ya didn't look too close.
And I like being an alien. So there.
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#9
Posted 16 May 2009 - 10:34 PM
This post has been edited by greybeard: 16 May 2009 - 10:35 PM
#10
Posted 17 May 2009 - 04:14 AM
Every last one of us. We can't help ourselves, it's a genetic thing.
Any man who is completely devoid of porcine qualities, (attributes?) either has some sugar in his tank, or is deathly afraid of his wife.
And what kind of a marriage would that be?
Even the best of women eventually grow old.
But men? Hell, we don't even grow up. Let alone grow old.
Wish I could help you with your quandary but my head keeps spinning off in the same direction.
Sorry boo,
E-dog
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#11
Posted 17 May 2009 - 11:41 AM
It's a bit of a chore but if you are able to "suggest" the solutions most places are happy to help.
And I hope your partner has a wonderful time!

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