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[Irenec]

Do you know of any EXPERIANCE GIFTS in the UK, that wouud be suitable for some in a wheelchair C5/6. Hot air ballooning, gliding ect

Edited by Irenec, 30 April 2009 - 07:20 AM.

[E-DOG]

I'm not from over there, which is damn lucky fer you guys so I don't know much about the experiential in that area. (experiential, great word by the way)
But if the person for whom the experientialness is for happens to be a man then may I suggest a hooker.

Almost always a great entertainment value, a hooker can provide hours of exciting fun, delightful conversation, and that oh so needed human contact we men tend to crave every once in a while.

Better yet! Hookers and hot air ballooning. Line the interior of the balloon basket with latex, add a tub o' vaseline, pillows, champagne.
You get the idea. Up, up and away!

Just a thought. I mean shit, ain't nobody come up with any other suggestions.

E

[Murray]

Only our boy, EDOG!

Just remember, Brits - not all of us are cowboys. We think we are a lot of the time, but usually wind up in a wheelchair as a result. At best, on a park bench with a bad kink in the neck!

(Actually, Dawg - I think your experience suggestion's a damn good one. Keep yer nose clean.)

Lynn

Edited by Murray, 30 April 2009 - 09:04 PM.

[Irenec]

E-DOG, on Apr 30 2009, 07:04 PM, said:

I'm not from over there, which is damn lucky fer you guys so I don't know much about the experiential in that area. (experiential, great word by the way)
But if the person for whom the experientialness is for happens to be a man then may I suggest a hooker.

Almost always a great entertainment value, a hooker can provide hours of exciting fun, delightful conversation, and that oh so needed human contact we men tend to crave every once in a while.

Better yet! Hookers and hot air ballooning. Line the interior of the balloon basket with latex, add a tub o' vaseline, pillows, champagne.
You get the idea. Up, up and away!

Just a thought. I mean shit, ain't nobody come up with any other suggestions.

E

Some people run quite a nomal life, and dont need the help of a hooker, as you call it.Some people live in a house of love and respect. Just because they are in a wheelchair it does not give them the right to live a seedy dirty life. when they have a beautiful caring wife whom can fullfill there needs!!

[greybeard]

Guess that told you, young fella.

[Irenec]

greybeard, on May 16 2009, 03:51 PM, said:

Guess that told you, young fella.

Thanks for that Greybeard.Nice to meet you.We have to stick to our guns when we have principles. Diasability must not turn people into aliens.
Irenec

[greybeard]

[E-DOG]

Irenec, on May 16 2009, 09:48 AM, said:

greybeard, on May 16 2009, 03:51 PM, said:

Guess that told you, young fella.

Thanks for that Greybeard.Nice to meet you.We have to stick to our guns when we have principles. Diasability must not turn people into aliens.
Irenec

Hey, it was just a suggestion.
And not all hookers are seedy and dirty, I've known a few clean ones.
Well, they were fairly clean anyway. If ya didn't look too close.
And I like being an alien. So there.

[greybeard]

Actually Irenec, I hate to disillusion you, but I really thought the Dawg's suggestion was a pretty good idea too. Sorry!

Edited by greybeard, 16 May 2009 - 10:35 PM.

[E-DOG]

Irenec my dear, men are pigs.
Every last one of us. We can't help ourselves, it's a genetic thing.
Any man who is completely devoid of porcine qualities, (attributes?) either has some sugar in his tank, or is deathly afraid of his wife.
And what kind of a marriage would that be?

Even the best of women eventually grow old.
But men? Hell, we don't even grow up. Let alone grow old.

Wish I could help you with your quandary but my head keeps spinning off in the same direction.
Sorry boo,

E-dog

[ClaraTaylor]

Find a reputable place for any body and just call them - there is a glider centre near to me who (when I asked them) went quiet for a moment because "disabled access" could mean anything - from hearing aid loops to somewhere for the guide dog to sit (well someone has to be able to navigate). As soon as I told them what I would need they were happy to help.

It's a bit of a chore but if you are able to "suggest" the solutions most places are happy to help.

And I hope your partner has a wonderful time!