[E-DOG]

With today's ever increasing alertness to what can and cannot be said in public to anyone about anything at anytime anywhere for any reason, we as humans must cautiously choose each and every word that spews forth from our lips. Our abject fear of offending even the most insensitive, thick skinned of beings ie. plant life and the odd turtle or two, has cost us the ability to speak from the heart without fear of incrimination, recrimination and possible incarceration in an institution, having to pay restitution for absolution.

So therefor my fellow crippled up gimperoos I feel it's a blatant insult when some fool who can do the 50 yard dash in under 20 minutes calls me dis-abled.

"Wha-da-ya-mean DIS-abled? Am I a DIS-appointment cuz I can't walk? Should I be DIS-owned cuz I can't tie my tie? Need I be DIS-respected just because I can't spit as far as the next fellow? Am I a DIS-grace to the race cuz I can't scratch my face?

That was in poor taste. I shouldn't write with such haste.

Slow down e-dog, you're starting to sound like an idiot.
Sorry boss, just a one time thing, won't let it happen again, asshole!
Hey, you piece of sh...
(the voices in my head sure love to argue)

Anyway, back to what I was saying.
I think maybe it's time for a new and improved way to compartmentalize our selves and our predicament. Further separate ourselves from those who see us as less than they. Proving to any and all, once and for all we're just as cool, only not as tall.

So how bout a contest.
Whom so ever shall regurgitate from the depths of their intellect the best new way of describing who and what we are, with a word, combo of words, new or old, in whatever language that is in fact totally and completely politically correct and non invasive, inoffensive, well intended and can come out of the mouth of a child in church without getting bopped on the head with a pipe made from lead WILL WIN:

An all expense (for the most part) paid three day dream vacation (for one) to Flyspeck, Nebraska during the winter of their choice.
And remember folks, Flyspeck is where the next door neighbor to the guy who knows George Cloony's sister in law lives. (unless he's moved since then) so you know it's gonna be a blast! Think of all the different corn products you'll get to try!

I'll go first. Everyone else just follow along blindly and we'll hope for the best.

1. NIFTY-not inclined to feel things yet

keep 'em comin' kids
E-dog

[greybeard]

OK, I'll bite:

PLENTYS

Physical Limitations Ensure Nobody Thinks You're Sane.

[Ches]

Indie Matters

or maybe,... Individual Matters


I win!

[greybeard]

SORROWS

Sitting On Red Rumps Only Worsens Sores.

[StillFingers]

ITSOKAY - Inclined To Stay Open Kind And Yare


For those asking wtf is Yare...here's the definition from Webster's Dictionary


Main Entry: yare

Pronunciation: \ˈyer, ˈyär\

Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English gearu; akin to Old High German garo ready

Date: before 12th century

1 archaic : set for action : ready

2 or yar \ˈyär\ a: characterized by speed and agility : nimble, lively b: handy 1c, maneuverable

— yare adverb archaic

— yare·ly adverb archaic

This post has been edited by StillFingers: 17 June 2009 - 05:25 AM

[AndrewB]

You four up there??^^^ i got a good word for you 4.. DORKS. big, fat, DOrks. haha.. especially chesley. HAHA

This post has been edited by AndrewB: 17 June 2009 - 05:45 AM

[Ches]

Ouu Andrew, I got a double word-er for you....

Blow

Me

.

[Slowlegs]

I won't add any but can I buy some of your drugs E-DOG?

[greybeard]

Slowlegs, on Jun 17 2009, 08:49 AM, said:

I won't add any but can I buy some of your drugs E-DOG?

Not if they do that to you !!

Actually, very nice use of language, Ian.

[Travelling Blackbird]

Chorlton's Best Friends. Chorlton

WAR-THAPs (Wheeled and ready to hit a pub)

G-words.

W.A.P.s (wheeled african princesses... no, wait, I meant W.O.P.s = wheeled ordinary people!)

[CR_L1]

V.I.P

Vertically Impaired People

NAP

Numb and proud

This post has been edited by CR_L1: 17 June 2009 - 06:30 PM

[Illinois Boy]

Put down the crack pipe, Ian.......
PDTCPI

D.U.M.B.
Damn Umbrella Maybe Broken

Damn, I'm bored today....

Jim

[edlee]

Jim,,, SSSSSHHHHH lower the volume, dude. How am I supposed to nod off, with you typing so loud??


I've heard the word yare,, or yar,, used by a guy from Maine describing a boat,, " Aye, she's a yar sloop"

Had to ask around to find out WTF he was talking about. Your definition makes me understand where he was coming from. Myself, I wouldn't know a sloop from a dingy.

ed

[CR_L1]

Ches, on Jun 17 2009, 08:23 AM, said:

Ouu Andrew, I got a double word-er for you....

Blow

Me

.

Blow
Big Love On Wheels

Me
Mean Easyrider

[StillFingers]

edlee, on Jun 17 2009, 12:15 PM, said:

Jim,,, SSSSSHHHHH lower the volume, dude. How am I supposed to nod off, with you typing so loud??


I've heard the word yare,, or yar,, used by a guy from Maine describing a boat,, " Aye, she's a yar sloop"

Had to ask around to find out WTF he was talking about. Your definition makes me understand where he was coming from. Myself, I wouldn't know a sloop from a dingy.

ed

Hope this helps Ed...I do miss sailing

Dingy


Sloop

[twisted_ophelia]

I love you guys

[greybeard]

PLONKY

Physically Limited Only. Not Kaput Yet!

This post has been edited by greybeard: 18 June 2009 - 01:12 PM

[Travelling Blackbird]

Da Gimp Rap.

Yo, yo, yo...I'm a plonky, I'm a nifty.
I'm elegant not thrifty.
A V.I.P. so Blow Me,
An N.A.P., W.O.P.
Oh yeah, you fear my wheels
Cos I am here for reals.


...


Yes, I need back on my medication, nurse. Thank you.

[hooplady]

LOWBOYs

Lover On Wheels - (my) Best Orgasm Yet!

[CR_L1]

ROLL

Really Offensive Legless Lout

[qbounce]

SLOW= People who aren't as fast as AB's.-hehe

[CR_L1]

qbounce, on Jun 18 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

SLOW= People who aren't as fast as AB's.-hehe

SLOW

Smooth Lover On Wheels

[qbounce]

CR_L1, on Jun 18 2009, 12:51 PM, said:

qbounce, on Jun 18 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

SLOW= People who aren't as fast as AB's.-hehe

SLOW

Smooth Lover On Wheels

Fine, fine CR_L1, be POLITICALLY CORRECT!!--hehe

[CR_L1]

fatdave, on Jun 19 2009, 01:30 AM, said:

Still learning....

qbounce, on Jun 19 2009, 05:33 AM, said:

CR_L1, on Jun 18 2009, 12:51 PM, said:

qbounce, on Jun 18 2009, 08:45 PM, said:

SLOW= People who aren't as fast as AB's.-hehe

SLOW

Smooth Lover On Wheels

Fine, fine CR_L1, be POLITICALLY CORRECT!!--hehe

this will be about the only time in my life I will be PC

[Travelling Blackbird]

How about some tautological portmanteaus?
A crimp.
A gipple.
A quapple.
A parapple.

[CR_L1]

SOS

Saves On Soles or Saves On Shoes

This post has been edited by CR_L1: 19 June 2009 - 03:05 PM

[CR_L1]

Nasty

Numb Assed Skinny Thigh Yokel

[Travelling Blackbird]

CR_L1 does seem to be the ruler of this thread... nice acronym skills!

[CR_L1]

Swine

Still Wheeling In Nice Equipment

[Ratticis]

GIMP
Generally Insane Mental Persona