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More Politically Correct Than Thou!.0

Started by E-DOG , Jun 16 2009 11:03 PM

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#1 E-DOG

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:03 PM

With today's ever increasing alertness to what can and cannot be said in public to anyone about anything at anytime anywhere for any reason, we as humans must cautiously choose each and every word that spews forth from our lips. Our abject fear of offending even the most insensitive, thick skinned of beings ie. plant life and the odd turtle or two, has cost us the ability to speak from the heart without fear of incrimination, recrimination and possible incarceration in an institution, having to pay restitution for absolution.

So therefor my fellow crippled up gimperoos I feel it's a blatant insult when some fool who can do the 50 yard dash in under 20 minutes calls me dis-abled.

"Wha-da-ya-mean DIS-abled? Am I a DIS-appointment cuz I can't walk? Should I be DIS-owned cuz I can't tie my tie? Need I be DIS-respected just because I can't spit as far as the next fellow? Am I a DIS-grace to the race cuz I can't scratch my face?

That was in poor taste. I shouldn't write with such haste.

Slow down e-dog, you're starting to sound like an idiot.
Sorry boss, just a one time thing, won't let it happen again, asshole!
Hey, you piece of sh...
(the voices in my head sure love to argue)

Anyway, back to what I was saying.
I think maybe it's time for a new and improved way to compartmentalize our selves and our predicament. Further separate ourselves from those who see us as less than they. Proving to any and all, once and for all we're just as cool, only not as tall.

So how bout a contest.
Whom so ever shall regurgitate from the depths of their intellect the best new way of describing who and what we are, with a word, combo of words, new or old, in whatever language that is in fact totally and completely politically correct and non invasive, inoffensive, well intended and can come out of the mouth of a child in church without getting bopped on the head with a pipe made from lead WILL WIN:

An all expense (for the most part) paid three day dream vacation (for one) to Flyspeck, Nebraska during the winter of their choice.
And remember folks, Flyspeck is where the next door neighbor to the guy who knows George Cloony's sister in law lives. (unless he's moved since then) so you know it's gonna be a blast! Think of all the different corn products you'll get to try!

I'll go first. Everyone else just follow along blindly and we'll hope for the best.

1. NIFTY-not inclined to feel things yet

keep 'em comin' kids
E-dog

when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.

I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!

How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F

More Politically Correct Than Thou!.0

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