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[fatdave]

My 4th xbox is dead...the dvd-drive went....I just got it back after having it serviced for the 4th red ring of death. My laptop had a meltdown, HP and Nvidia KNOW about a problem that causes the gpu to over heat and warp the board but, will not fix the damn thing. Although I could send it in for repair at my cost. Then, last night as I'm getting ready for bed my sisters little furry rat dog comes in and jumps up on my desk, before I could do anything the little bastard pissed on my gaming rig, where it ran down into my mouse.

Some also ordered $80 worth of porn pay per views on my cable bill, why couldn't they just download the shit like a normal person? The person who did it tried to blame it on my 13 year old nephew. (even though after a quick call to the cable company provided me with the serial number of the box that ordered it) I also fix my nephews computers, I know that boy has more than enough porn to last him through puberty.

Oh, and I got a nice form letter from blizzard saying my account was under investigation for gold purchasing and or selling. I swear if they ban me for something I have never done (on that account) I will trade my main account for a bologna sandwich and a warm dr.pepper.

I need a vacation, anyone want to trade homes for a bit? Here you get a queen sized bed, 5 room mates, the smell of the local over run sewage system and the company of 3 dogs the size of new york city rats.

[Yasko]

Damn it Dave, I just can't believe that you actually have the ShitBox instad of PS3!

[Illinois Boy]

If it's an original X-box, get it modded, put in a 500gb hardrive and store or ftp your games to it........

Mine also has every Nintendo, NES and other games.....

Jim

[Ches]

PS3 is where its at.

[StillFingers]

No xbox, ps3, just lowly PC's...I may need to Wii soon tho

Edited by StillFingers, 02 September 2009 - 12:43 AM.

[alex4bs]

dave life has kicked tou in the nuts i dont smoke but i bet if i had to contend whith your luck i bet iwould smoke 80 100 a day dave allways look on the bright side of life

[CR_L1]

Like I say, if it wasn’t for bad luck I wouldn’t have any luck at all,
I was thinking of trading homes with him but he just over sold it to me

[JesseB]

Yeah I sent my xbox in twice already, and now have to do it a 3rd time.

And dave, if your blizzard account get's banned, you could try out Aion. It's a new mmo going live sept uhhh 15'ish. now sure exactly,
I pre-orderd it so I get an early head start.

[Yasko]

JesseB, on Sep 2 2009, 12:05 PM, said:

Yeah I sent my xbox in twice already, and now have to do it a 3rd time.

And dave, if your blizzard account get's banned, you could try out Aion. It's a new mmo going live sept uhhh 15'ish. now sure exactly,
I pre-orderd it so I get an early head start.

CrapBox! You too Jesse.

[E-DOG]

fatdave, on Sep 1 2009, 01:55 PM, said:

I need a vacation, anyone want to trade homes for a bit? Here you get a queen sized bed, 5 room mates, the smell of the local over run sewage system and the company of 3 dogs the size of new york city rats.

For a bit?
What are you nuts? I'll take what you got any day of the week.
Forever!

There's only one dog here and he's MUCH smaller than a rat. But a thousand times uglier and will bark at virtually anything, day and night, 24 / 7 and apparently I'm the only one who can hear him. He barks and whines at a pitch that Filipinos can't seem to hear.

And there are what seems to be a million of 'em here. All day every day. Plus five lil' quadsies complaining and shit all day long. Can't get any privacy peace of mind alone time. Construction going on. Trying to pack more of us in here like sardines in a can.

Spend 5 seconds in my lil' chunk o' paradise and you'll be screaming bloody murder just to get yerself some quality time with a priapic gorilla on crack at a motel 6.

But I'm not bitter,

E-dog
p.s. did I tell you about karaoke tuesdays? oh yeah, big fun those are.

[Ratticis]

[Texaswheelz]

Uhmm, I can't afford an Xbox, much less 4 of em, nor can I afford a laptop and to top it off, cigarettes? That's the most expensive of all. Thank god I don't smoke or I'd be homeless. I'll take your bad luck to having all of the stuff you can afford to go bad to mine of not being able to afford it...

[Yasko]

Ratticis, on Sep 2 2009, 06:08 PM, said:

[Ches]

HAHAHAHAH, nice one rat

[fatdave]

I love the onion, thanks for posting that ratti.

[JT80]

f dave, you crack me up. i love reading your posts.
i know there are serious problems but you always deliver your stories with good humour. keep it up.

[CR_L1]

Yasko, on Sep 2 2009, 08:44 PM, said:

CrapBox! You too Jesse.

[topperf]

fatdave, on Sep 3 2009, 08:17 AM, said:

I love the onion, thanks for posting that ratti.

+ 1.

[wheeliebear75]

I've burnt through 3 laptops in 5 years playing SIms. Might I suggest switching from Marlbro to MaryJane? I hope you at least don't have to share a ROOM with any of them......at least that gives you a private space (theoretically anyway). I hope they do not ban your account........I know a LOT of work goes into leveling up those toons.