[Ratticis]

Lastnight, or rather early this morning when I finally fell asleep, I had a really messed up dream.
First, for some reason I was living in a trailer with both my parents. Also, one corner of said trailer was about 2' lower than the others, so the whole thing was on a slope which made moving around on a wheelchair difficult. For some reason I was on the way to some sort of gimp relay deal(?).
While on the way out, a group of Methodists stop us on the frount pourch (for some reason the slanty shanty trailer had a pourch) and start telling the youngins that I'm crippled because I'm evil and God's punishing me and if they don't behave it'll happen to them too! Then they want to stand around and chant (pray) and "drive the evil spirits out so I can walk again". Meanwhile a bunch of gimps go by on the road.

[Scribbler]

Ratticis, on Oct 16 2009, 08:02 PM, said:

Lastnight, or rather early this morning when I finally fell asleep, I had a really messed up dream.
First, for some reason I was living in a trailer with both my parents. Also, one corner of said trailer was about 2' lower than the others, so the whole thing was on a slope which made moving around on a wheelchair difficult. For some reason I was on the way to some sort of gimp relay deal(?).
While on the way out, a group of Methodists stop us on the frount pourch (for some reason the slanty shanty trailer had a pourch) and start telling the youngins that I'm crippled because I'm evil and God's punishing me and if they don't behave it'll happen to them too! Then they want to stand around and chant (pray) and "drive the evil spirits out so I can walk again". Meanwhile a bunch of gimps go by on the road.

Not as bad as dreaming I was smashing my wifes head into pieces with a huge lump of wood.

None of us can control our dreams. Just because we have strange or violent dreams, doesn't mean we're strange or violent.
Bad dreams can often be caused by anxiety, stress or trauma; usually something deep in our subconscious.
That's what the Psychiatrist told me. He said it didn't mean I wanted to smash someone scull in.

I was in the Straightjacket when he told me, with 4 armed guards......

[Ratticis]

I don't think I'm getting enough sleep, plus reading the '10 things never to say to a disabled person' thead about us all being 'punished'

[E-DOG]

Ratticis, on Oct 16 2009, 12:02 PM, said:

First, for some reason I was living in a trailer with both my parents. Also, one corner of said trailer was about 2' lower than the others, so the whole thing was on a slope which made moving around on a wheelchair difficult.

While on the way out, a group of Methodists stop us on the frount pourch (for some reason the slanty shanty trailer had a pourch) and start telling the youngins that I'm crippled because I'm evil and God's punishing me and if they don't behave it'll happen to them too! Then they want to stand around and chant (pray) and "drive the evil spirits out so I can walk again". Meanwhile a bunch of gimps go by on the road.

Very common dream among us gimperoo's.
We ARE evil and deserve the punishment we're getting, and more.
If you'd had the good sense to wait for them to finish chanting (even though it was only a dream) you'd be walking by now.
Silly Rat-boy, tricks are for kids.

I was gonna repent all my sins so I could walk again, but the list was so long I'd have been 120 years old by the time I was done.
Who the hell wants to walk at 120?

The gimps rolling by were just more SINNERS.
God will deal with them in HIS own time. And it won't be pretty.

Time for you get get right with jeezuuz m'boy. You can be walking tomorrow. If you want.
JUST BELIEVE, and it will happen.
To you.

E-dog, sinner supreme

[Ratticis]

Meh, I'm not gunna repent to a god who would take someones legs cus he's pissed off. Bring it on bitch!

Anyone else have any messed up dreams?

[StillFingers]

Ratticis, on Oct 16 2009, 02:39 PM, said:

Meh, I'm not gunna repent to a god who would take someones legs cus he's pissed off. Bring it on bitch!

Anyone else have any messed up dreams?

I was dreaming of you and the dawg last night ratti, but I can't exactly remember what you two were doing...there was screaming, whipped cream and little furry beasts running about, Pat Boone was singing Love Letters...funny what sleep deprivation can do to ya...oh yea, you were both wearing penguin costumes

Hope to seeya around, damn it's getting hotter again

[qbounce]

I drempt that my Ex came back from Switzerland and took over the house again, with my wife and I completely helpless on how to deal with her.

I really visited hell that night.

[Ratticis]

That wasn't a dream, dad was explaining where babies come from.

[E-DOG]

Ratticis, on Oct 16 2009, 04:07 PM, said:

That wasn't a dream, dad was explaining where babies come from.

For the life of me I can't figure out who's sicker, you, me, or stillfingers.

And babies come from depraved storks, also called destorks or more commonly, dorks flying them up from hell to be delivered to yuppies who then take them to Sizzlers where they sit them across from me to cry and drip snot out their little noses and make my dinner a pleasure indeed.