[greybeard]

To start the ball rolling, What I want to know is:
One for the guys (but may apply to some women I guess. Not naming any names, I hasten to add!! )

Why is it that as you get older, your facial hair grows more vigorously at the time when your head hair gets thinner?

Is it just another example of everything heading South with advancing years?



Another for the guys:
What I want to know is:

Why is it that at the time your gut develops an overhang, your dick shrinks, making it even harder to find?

This post has been edited by greybeard: 17 October 2009 - 03:34 PM

[allis53ca]

i don't know...i couldn't even grow a beard til way into my 30's and now can grow a gray mess in a week

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS : how come my second wife (when she was my wife) did nothing but rant about how crazy and ignorant my first wife was, and how she'd never pull the bullshit like wife #1 one did....NOW, is crazier, more lazy and ignorant, and pulls 10 time the bullshit #1 did ??.....they always slam the ex, til they're the ex too, then try to outdo them....baffling

[edlee]

Put in a full length mirror, didn't you GB. I've noticed those, and a lot more things, after installing full mirrored doors on a closet. Fortunately it's in the hall,,, could you imagine my dismay, had I installed one near or in the bath,, where I might behold what's left of my, once, chiselled physique (it's my buisness how I choose to remember it) without the benefit of clothing?

Perhaps there are things better left unknown.
ed

[wheeliebear75]

Just for you GB......I googled it for ya!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...21101556AAN03Rn

[Ratticis]

What the hell was that idiot rambling about Adam and eve and what did it have to do with baldness?

[greybeard]

.........and what did any of it have to do with the original question, "Why does the facial hair growth become more vigorous with age?"

[E-DOG]

greybeard, on Oct 17 2009, 08:33 AM, said:

Why is it that as you get older, your facial hair grows more vigorously at the time when your head hair gets thinner?

Another for the guys:

Why is it that at the time your gut develops an overhang, your dick shrinks, making it even harder to find?

Capt' Greybus sir,

Depending on what kind of beer you drink, the human body is filled with what are called essential fluids necessary for proper development and maturation. (not masturbation, old bean, those are other fluids)

These fluids, called "life sustaining juices" by those in the industry are what proliferates hair growth, both facial and cranial.
As men maturate gravity rears it's ugly head and yanks said fluids inexorably downward. I'm sure you can imagine what happens next.
From first hand experience you have SEEN what happens next. And judging from photos of you, IT AIN'T PRETTY!

This also happens to women, only to a lesser degree. My mother eventually became a bearded lady carnival freak to help me get through pyrotechnic school. Upon graduation I started making fireworks for children's birthday parties but having "tequila-ed" my way through more than half the classes, I made a mistake, or shall we say I blew it by adding too much of one thing into another and blew a birthday-boy's head off taking with it my thumb and two of my fingers from my left hand. Needless to say, I left town under a cloud of cordite and found employment that didn't require the use of all digits in another part of the state.

As far as gut overhang verses dick shrinkage goes; when men maturate (women mature. men maturate.) the stomach harvests fat cells from where ever it can. Don't ask me why. Do I look like a penile expert to you? Don't answer that, my reach is far and castigation will be harsh! The pecker being the closest doner site, is the first to suffer. Here again photos of you present irrefutable evidence. Of course rich folks can afford fattier foods, there by needing less fat cells for the belly. That's why well to do men are so well endowed. Bet ya never would have guessed that one, eh?

Anyway, as a good anarchist I must continue to spread chaos throughout the land and today is a busy day indeed so adios amigos,

E-dog the peripatetic paraplegic pecker professor BANG!

This post has been edited by E-DOG: 17 October 2009 - 11:25 PM

[greybeard]

allis53ca, on Oct 17 2009, 05:30 PM, said:

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS : how come my second wife (when she was my wife) did nothing but rant about how crazy and ignorant my first wife was, and how she'd never pull the bullshit like wife #1 one did....NOW, is crazier, more lazy and ignorant, and pulls 10 time the bullshit #1 did ??.....they always slam the ex, til they're the ex too, then try to outdo them....baffling

Ah, I think the secret is to keep replenishing the stock. They all seem to be OK when they're fresh. You must have heard that the substance that most quickly destroys a woman's libido is wedding cake. It seems it sometimes turns them into shrews as well. It certainly had both effects on my first.

Now I think I'll just go and dig out my tinfoil beany hat before the electronic waves of outrage turn my brain cells to mush.

This post has been edited by greybeard: 18 October 2009 - 12:10 AM

[greybeard]

E-DOG, on Oct 18 2009, 12:14 AM, said:

my reach is far and castigation will be harsh!

Hiya Prof.

Thanks for the lucid explanation. As your reach is far, I guess you can still manage to manipulate the object of your primary studies despite the overhang. You are indeed fortunate. As for your castigating habits you could, perhaps, try some emollient concoction to relieve the harshness. I wish you continued success in your studies and associated research into bodily secretions and earwax .


GB

[greybeard]

edlee, on Oct 17 2009, 05:37 PM, said:

Put in a full length mirror, didn't you GB. I've noticed those, and a lot more things, after installing full mirrored doors on a closet. Fortunately it's in the hall,,, could you imagine my dismay, had I installed one near or in the bath,, where I might behold what's left of my, once, chiselled physique (it's my buisness how I choose to remember it) without the benefit of clothing?

Perhaps there are things better left unknown.
ed

Hi Ed,
No. I just got to wondering what was going on below the overhang these days and toyed with the idea of a mirror on a stick (a full length mirror would have been too depressing), but didn't fancy being caught by the missus while using it. So it had to be a manual exploration, so to speak. I'm a little baffled as to where things have gone!

Put it this way. It's a good thing my legs don't work properly any more because I'd probably have to sit down to pee anyway

[qbounce]

greybeard, on Oct 17 2009, 05:24 PM, said:

E-DOG, on Oct 18 2009, 12:14 AM, said:

my reach is far and castigation will be harsh!

Hiya Prof.

Thanks for the lucid explanation. As your reach is far, I guess you can still manage to manipulate the object of your primary studies despite the overhang. You are indeed fortunate. As for your castigating habits you could, perhaps, try some emollient concoction to relieve the harshness. I wish you continued success in your studies and associated research into bodily secretions and earwax .


GB

Earwax? Funny, I never tried that orifice before . . . . Anythings worth a shot!

This post has been edited by qbounce: 18 October 2009 - 12:51 AM

[Ratticis]

So E, that's why vegetarians and health freaks are all shrink dinks?

[greybeard]

What I want to know is:

We've probably all heard of the woman who sued the manufacturer, for not advising against it, after she killed her dog by "drying" it in her microwave, but is it really necessary that manufacturers should need to apply "idiot" labels to their products?

I just bought a pair of shoes with a label that read, "These shoes are waterproof. Please note: Water may still enter over the tops of these shoes". Who'd'a thunk it?

This post has been edited by greybeard: 18 October 2009 - 08:17 AM

[wheeliebear75]

Guess I should have read more in depth 1st.

[reaven85]

ONE of the Millions of things I want to know is (im a very curious person) Lightening? I just dont really understand? some girl got hit what happened was it hit a tree traveled throught the tree into the ground (she was camping) out of the ground into her ear and traveled throuugh her body and out her leg! wow why does it just travel and when does it stop or where does it go?

[greybeard]

reaven85, on Oct 18 2009, 09:22 AM, said:

ONE of the Millions of things I want to know is (im a very curious person) Lightening? I just dont really understand? some girl got hit what happened was it hit a tree traveled throught the tree into the ground (she was camping) out of the ground into her ear and traveled throuugh her body and out her leg! wow why does it just travel and when does it stop or where does it go?

This could get very technical! Simple answer is that lightning is caused by different electrical forces between the clouds and the earth balancing themselves out. It travels down the line of least resistance which sometimes makes it appear unpredictable. Wet trees are not good things to stand or lay under during a lightning storm as the water makes them excellent electrical conductors.

A previously unknown phenomenon of lightning only became apparent when storms were viewed from space. Often an earth-bound lightning strike is accompanied by a spike of lightning that goes vertically up from the cloud towards space. I don't think anyone has worked out what causes these yet. If you Google Images for "lightning" or "lightning spikes" you may find some pics of them.

[ClaraTaylor]

greybeard, on Oct 18 2009, 01:50 AM, said:

toyed with the idea of a mirror on a stick (a full length mirror would have been too depressing), but didn't fancy being caught by the missus while using it.

Get her to take a photograph for you.
She could do with the giggle.

[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Oct 18 2009, 12:16 PM, said:

She could do with the giggle.

She doesn't even smile. Just gently shakes her head in a sort of sad way and wanders off, muttering under her breath.

[qbounce]

So there's this new(er) tv show on that "gives away" all the secrets to how magicians do their tricks.

What I wanna know is, what are all the has been magicians to do now that their gig is up (their secrets are revealed)??

I'm really concerned here!

[ClaraTaylor]

qbounce, on Oct 18 2009, 04:39 PM, said:

So there's this new(er) tv show on that "gives away" all the secrets to how magicians do their tricks.

What I wanna know is, what are all the has been magicians to do now that their gig is up (their secrets are revealed)??

I'm really concerned here!

Make even more programmes revealing their secrets?

[Ratticis]

Same thing they were doing before, sitting at home without jobs

[CR_L1]

greybeard, on Oct 18 2009, 09:04 AM, said:

What I want to know is:

We've probably all heard of the woman who sued the manufacturer, for not advising against it, after she killed her dog by "drying" it in her microwave, but is it really necessary that manufacturers should need to apply "idiot" labels to their products?

I just bought a pair of shoes with a label that read, "These shoes are waterproof. Please note: Water may still enter over the tops of these shoes". Who'd'a thunk it?

or this?


WHY OH WHY

[qbounce]

There's this dry powder product called "Mr. Bubble" for making bathtub bubbles. The back label warns, however, to "KEEP DRY!" WTF?

[StillFingers]

I just read Mimi's happy birthday thread, the dawg is talking to himself, please tell me the world is not ending

[greybeard]

StillFingers, on Oct 19 2009, 12:15 AM, said:

I just read Mimi's happy birthday thread, the dawg is talking to himself, please tell me the world is not ending

Sounds like nothing to worry about. Situation normal.

Added: In case that sound like a criticism, please let me explain.

What choice does he have? Who could match the Dawg when he promulgates his thought processes in poetry and prose, periodically punctuated with a perfectly placed and pertinent alliteration? I ask you - Is it any wonder he converses with himself?

This post has been edited by greybeard: 19 October 2009 - 07:48 AM

[Ratticis]

And the voices in your head never argue? Cut the dog some slack. No, he doesn't deserve it! Screw you! Shut up! I'm hungry. Who asked you? I don't need to be asked, I can be hungry on my own! O ya! I'm gunna kick you in the nuts! I don't have nuts. You're a woman? No. So you're a hermaphrodite!? No, I'm a system of electrical impulses just like you! Mmm, bacon. Why is there no cocher bacon? Where was I? o ya, stay outta my booze!

[ClaraTaylor]

What I would like to know is why does arm pit hair grow so quickly? Overnight I go from super smooth sexy arm pits to wake up with a privet bush?

[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Oct 19 2009, 07:52 AM, said:

What I would like to know is why does arm pit hair grow so quickly? Overnight I go from super smooth sexy arm pits to wake up with a privet bush?

Perhaps that's one for the ladies, but if it's any help, now that I have to employ a little man to cut my privet, I do have a redundant electric hedge trimmer going spare.

[CR_L1]

What I would like to know:

If girls are made of sugar & spice............ Why do they taste of Tuna ?

[reaven85]

What i want to know is....
How to take off/unlock 1934 H&R super Cuffs!
shoafy put them on last night just assuming i had a key....WRONG!!! we had to call the police to come out and see if there keys worked....nope! he is still handcuffed at home....
can someone help me please figure out how to remove the cuffs....and then we can all band together and laugh with shoafy....not at him