219 replies to this topic

[guido]

reaven85, on Oct 31 2009, 11:21 PM, said:

no she isnt dead....yes this was a real question.

Ah okay, thought so.. get her to the vet then.

[Ratticis]

How's a guy who fought in a war gunna help her cat?

[E-DOG]

What I want to know is:

How long would it take a 15 foot python to devour then digest a cat?

[greybeard]

E-DOG, on Nov 1 2009, 03:38 AM, said:

What I want to know is:

How long would it take a 15 foot python to devour then digest a cat?

C'mon Dawg. Experiment. Experiment!

How the hell d'ya think I found out?

ps. Don't forget to factor in the pressure used to strangle the cat. You will also find that the peristaltic process correlates directly with the barometric pressure and the residual gases surrounding the experiment. So try not to fart too much while you are observing and timing the process. Be warned that separating the eventual cat remains from anything else the python swallowed requires infinite patience and a strong stomach. You ever rummaged through snake shit? Gruesome.

pps Please let's compare notes sometime. It's not often one meets a true aficionado.

[ClaraTaylor]

Just how dangerous is it for your neighbours cat to drink Movicol (laxative) ?

Only I found Archie (my neighbours cat - though he seems to insist on getting in here every chance he gets) drinking out of my glass of it this morning and I'm wondering if I ought call the vet? (Neighbours aren't answering the door)

Also
How dangerous is it for someone to drink Movicol after the cat has been drinking it?

[Ratticis]

Neighbours cat = not your problem

[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 09:43 AM, said:

Just how dangerous is it for your neighbours cat to drink Movicol (laxative) ?

Only I found Archie (my neighbours cat - though he seems to insist on getting in here every chance he gets) drinking out of my glass of it this morning and I'm wondering if I ought call the vet? (Neighbours aren't answering the door)

Also
How dangerous is it for someone to drink Movicol after the cat has been drinking it?

If only a small amount was taken, I don't suppose it would do much harm but a call to a vet (or PDSA) would put your mind at rest. You should be able to reclaim any costs from your neighbour.

I would not drink any more yourself. You don't know what the cat's been chewing on!

[ClaraTaylor]

Ratticis, on Nov 1 2009, 09:57 AM, said:

Neighbours cat = not your problem

It is my problem if it starts using my carpet as a litter tray!!

[guido]

Ratticis, on Oct 31 2009, 11:56 PM, said:

How's a guy who fought in a war gunna help her cat?

It'll be quick. The cat will never know. That's kindest.

E-DOG, on Nov 1 2009, 03:38 AM, said:

What I want to know is:

How long would it take a 15 foot python to devour then digest a cat?

Good question, but pythons are soooo yesterday. Let's get some experimenting with a Komodo Dragon and something a little bigger, like a bear?

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 09:43 AM, said:

Just how dangerous is it for your neighbours cat to drink Movicol (laxative) ?

Only I found Archie (my neighbours cat - though he seems to insist on getting in here every chance he gets) drinking out of my glass of it this morning and I'm wondering if I ought call the vet? (Neighbours aren't answering the door)

Also
How dangerous is it for someone to drink Movicol after the cat has been drinking it?

Let's put it this way. Not that dangerous unless the cat is already on it's 9th life. And if you were taking laxatives, it's because you needed to go. Our dog licked my face after a session with a rancid pigeon. I went (badly & everywhere) for a week, so guess that'll solve your problem and means you can forget the diet at the other end of the week... it'll be indulge time!

greybeard, on Nov 1 2009, 11:06 AM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 09:43 AM, said:

Just how dangerous is it for your neighbours cat to drink Movicol (laxative) ?

Only I found Archie (my neighbours cat - though he seems to insist on getting in here every chance he gets) drinking out of my glass of it this morning and I'm wondering if I ought call the vet? (Neighbours aren't answering the door)

Also
How dangerous is it for someone to drink Movicol after the cat has been drinking it?

If only a small amount was taken, I don't suppose it would do much harm but a call to a vet (or PDSA) would put your mind at rest. You should be able to reclaim any costs from your neighbour.

I would not drink any more yourself. You don't know what the cat's been chewing on!

Start a neighbourly dispute and get local news coverage. At least it'll make others feel better about their problems.

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 11:49 AM, said:

Ratticis, on Nov 1 2009, 09:57 AM, said:

Neighbours cat = not your problem

It is my problem if it starts using my carpet as a litter tray!!

Save every last bit and put it through their letterbox. What was your problem now becomes your pleasure and their problem

[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 11:49 AM, said:

Ratticis, on Nov 1 2009, 09:57 AM, said:

Neighbours cat = not your problem

It is my problem if it starts using my carpet as a litter tray!!

You never said that! Forget the vet. Feed it all your meds until you find one that works.

[ClaraTaylor]

greybeard, on Nov 1 2009, 02:35 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 11:49 AM, said:

Ratticis, on Nov 1 2009, 09:57 AM, said:

Neighbours cat = not your problem

It is my problem if it starts using my carpet as a litter tray!!

You never said that! Forget the vet. Feed it all your meds until you find one that works.

Works for which bit??

[Trinity]

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 2 2009, 07:55 AM, said:

greybeard, on Nov 1 2009, 02:35 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 1 2009, 11:49 AM, said:

Ratticis, on Nov 1 2009, 09:57 AM, said:

Neighbours cat = not your problem

It is my problem if it starts using my carpet as a litter tray!!

You never said that! Forget the vet. Feed it all your meds until you find one that works.

Works for which bit??

Maybe leave some Immodium out for it today to balance it out a bit! Hope your carpet is holding up!

[greybeard]

Haha.


Take you pick Clara. Personally I'd go for the "life force"! But then I never did like cats.

[Scribbler]

Listen here you lot!!!

[guido]

Scribbler, on Nov 2 2009, 04:53 PM, said:

Listen here you lot!!!

Ha ha, thanks Scrib - been in a mood all day, and that's just made me laugh!

[greybeard]

Ha! .......and all this time I had you down as an old goat - not a pretty little hairy pussy!

[topperf]

greybeard, on Nov 2 2009, 07:03 PM, said:

Ha! .......and all this time I had you down as an old goat - not a pretty little hairy pussy!

- I'd still have second thoughts 'bout having that cat on my lab - if I was Trinity ..

[Trinity]

topperf, on Nov 2 2009, 06:17 PM, said:

greybeard, on Nov 2 2009, 07:03 PM, said:

Ha! .......and all this time I had you down as an old goat - not a pretty little hairy pussy!

- I'd still have second thoughts 'bout having that cat on my lab - if I was Trinity ..

Well he did say he hadn't drunk the movicol, I can trust him...can't I?

[Tony2gunsgal]

Ok largely a boys club here...a question for females:
Why is it so hard to find a comfortable well fitting bra?

Have fun pondering that one..

[Tony2gunsgal]

oh and what happened to the cats???

[Scribbler]

Tony2gunsgal, on Nov 2 2009, 06:37 PM, said:

Ok largely a boys club here...a question for females:
Why is it so hard to find a comfortable well fitting bra?

Have fun pondering that one..

Speaking from my late wife's experience, when she went to get fitted for a bra, she was told.
80% of women wear the wrong bra and cup size because they don't get measured by a professional, they use size guides from catalogues.
She was told, most women think they're a certain size, but each manufacturer is different; it also depends on the style of bra.
You can be a C cup with one bra or a B cup with another.
I hope that has been of help Tony2gunsgal?

From Scrib's
Professional Bra Fitter

[Tony2gunsgal]

why do they put so much juice in fruit cups to make them explode all over you when you open them? is there a conspiracy with some laundry detergent company?

[Ratticis]

Yes.

What would you do for a klondyke bar?

[Tony2gunsgal]

The question should probably be more like what wouldn't I do???? jk

[ClaraTaylor]

I get my chest measured every time I go to buy a new bra. Fit perfectly here (as Scribs will confirm). Last ones were from Marks And Spencers and though very boring (though I have one with poka dots!) are very comfortable. The delightful lass even insisted on helping me adjust the straps on each bra to ensure each one fitted.

Scribs - I'd wear my knickers more often but you seem to insist on trying to sell them on Ebay. Just leave me a few please!! It's getting cold out!!

[topperf]

Polka dottet bra huh? - we need pictures!

[Ratticis]

what would you do if you wandered in to a dyke bar?

[greybeard]

Ratticis, on Nov 3 2009, 10:43 PM, said:

what would you do if you wandered in to a dyke bar?

Probably get decked by a dyke.

[ClaraTaylor]

Put your finger in the hole so that it doesn't flood the country?

Wait I'm thinking about something else aren't I.

[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 4 2009, 08:08 AM, said:

Put your finger in the hole so that it doesn't flood the country?

Wait I'm thinking about something else aren't I.

Haha. I think you are definitely heading for getting decked if you try that with one of these dykes!!!

.......On the other hand ..........you are a girl, right...........