Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:48 PM
OPIE!
Stay forever young,
Fly straight and true upon wings of gold,
Don't ever let them get a hold,
Be always a blanket for those who are cold,
Cause baby I'll tell ya, you'll never look old.
But wait, there's more!
There was once a young gal named Mimm
Who was always so fashionably slim
You'd think all her time was spent in a gym
But that wasn't why she was trim
She just didn't eat a whole lot and was active all the time.
And you to can have a movie star's good looks just like Mimms!
Send your money to E-dog's "Road to Financial Freedom" today!
My god, what a horrible self promoting pig you are E.
Jeez, just tryin' to drum up a little business.
Using this beautiful woman's birthday to suck the blood out of a gaggle of gullible gimps. Shame on you.
I'm sorry, it was just a one time thing. It'll never happen again.
Better not you big fat turd on wheels! Now back to work, we need to come up with something a bit more entertaining than this shit.
Sheesh, what a grouch.
I HEARD THAT!
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Federal law requires this be the best birthday you have ever had Mimms.
IT'S THE LAW!
E (place emoticon of choice here)
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F