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[Ratticis]

So I turns 25 on Friday. Here be a list of things I want. Get me any or all of these and I'll love you forever, or never bother you again. Your choice. BTW, some of these are FREE but my interweb is to crappy to download them so if you wanna burn it to a CD and mail it, please do! There's more, but can't think of them all now.

* Microphone for my computer
* Webcam (seeing as how my good one was lost)
*MONEY!
* MMF 2
* KlickDisc
* Love
* Compooper speakers
* DECENT INTERWEB!
* Wii
* Magazine subscription
* Books on C++, C#, Java, or any other programing/dev language
* fragMOTION 3D
* Anything on here
* Compooper drawing type tablet
* Unity
* A human heart (I gotta pump a lotta blood outta my basement)
* A good woman
* A cure for an SCI
* Super powers
* '63 Stingray, '72 Stingray, '65 Mustang, '76 TransAm (For my dad), ect ect ect
* A couple of 572 crate moters
* A couple of blowers
* Laser eyes!
* Big Screen TV
* My own theme song!
* My own tropical island which I could declare a country
* A hug

Now, somebody better plan a huge ass party so you can all bring my gifts and we can all eat, drink, and be merry!

Edited by Ratticis, 05 November 2009 - 03:37 AM.

[StillFingers]

Chris, you rat...

First -

Second - Between my lady and I we have a room full of books on C++, C#, Java, and other programing/dev languages, as well as books on network and database design/programing and administration. We'll chat about what you want to do and I'll put a book list together, let you choose a few and send them to ya...we have some old ms-dos books to
Third - I know it's not on your list, not sure how you missed it, but, I've got an old rusty tin of would you like some baked beans with it.
I'll think on the rest of your list; you be hittin the quarter century soon, well done, party on bro

Jerry

Edited by StillFingers, 05 November 2009 - 04:30 AM.

[Ratticis]

Awesome, thanks! Now I kinda feel bad for calling you an old bastard . . . ok, the feeling has passed, you old fart!

[ClaraTaylor]

Now I work in the engineering profession and as part of my work (i.e. the minion) I've seen many blowers pass through in need of work.

I highly recommend the AB08
Bottom Right

Of course it is possible to get two of these blowers to run in tandem, just takes a few mods to the base frame.

Edited by ClaraTaylor, 05 November 2009 - 07:50 AM.

[guido]

Hey, HAPPY BIRTHDAY for tomorrow, Buddy. Where am I sending this present to?? And do you want it in a box or left outside your front door in a flaming paper bag???



Best wishes

Guido

(only making the effort because you're younger than me...)

[Ratticis]

Pst, Clara

This is what I ment

[chickadee]

What, are you ho-ing out this list to EVERYONE?!

[Ratticis]

Damn right! The more people see it, the more likely some1's gunna get me somefin

[chickadee]

WHERE ARE MY PEE CUPS?!

[E-DOG]

Ratticis, on Nov 4 2009, 07:17 PM, said:

So I turns 25 on Friday. Here be a list of things I want. Get me any or all of these and I'll love you forever, or never bother you again. Your choice. BTW, some of these are FREE but my interweb is to crappy to download them so if you wanna burn it to a CD and mail it, please do! There's more, but can't think of them all now.


*MONEY!
* Love
* Magazine subscription
* A human heart (I gotta pump a lotta blood outta my basement)
* A good woman
* A cure for an SCI
* Super powers
* A couple of blowers
* Laser eyes!
* Big Screen TV
* My own theme song!
* My own tropical island which I could declare a country
* A hug

Now, somebody better plan a huge ass party so you can all bring my gifts and we can all eat, drink, and be merry!

Well son, I was gonna send you some money.
But as it turns out I'm gonna need it to get you the two blowers.

One of them will be a good woman with laser green eyes, who will provide you with love.
The other ain't so hot but she's got a good heart, when she's done she'll give you a hug.

Ya got a subscription to Penthouse on the way.
That will have to hold you till the blowers get there.

This morning when I went to the toilet I saw a nice big, brown floater circling on top of the water so ya got an island all to yer selves.
Just so happens a buddy of mine owns the rights to the music from the Bozo the Clown show. He let me have it for one night with the blowers. Just change up the lyrics a bit, it should be perfect.

The TV you don't need, there will be entertainment enough for two hookers and a Bozo on an island made of shit.
And a cure for SCI's? Silly boy, I'll need the super powers to get that one together.

E

[greybeard]

Dunno what you're up to Dawg, but I accidentally hit my mouse wheel while reading your post and it took me to HERE. Is this where you're getting the hookers?

[Ratticis]

SARA! Send me yer damn adress so I know where to send em! . . . and where to start stalking you

[Tetracyclone]

greybeard, on Nov 5 2009, 04:22 AM, said:

Dunno what you're up to Dawg, but I accidentally hit my mouse wheel while reading your post and it took me to HERE. Is this where you're getting the hookers?

Watch it, Greybeard! Yr gonna give us all a virus. Truly, links like that are dangerous.

[greybeard]

Pwuff, on Nov 5 2009, 11:14 PM, said:

greybeard, on Nov 5 2009, 04:22 AM, said:

Dunno what you're up to Dawg, but I accidentally hit my mouse wheel while reading your post and it took me to HERE. Is this where you're getting the hookers?

Watch it, Greybeard! Yr gonna give us all a virus. Truly, links like that are dangerous.

OK everybody. You've been warned. Don't open the link if your virus checker is not up to date.

Better still - dump Windows and switch to Linux !!!!!

[guido]

Pwuff, on Nov 5 2009, 11:14 PM, said:

greybeard, on Nov 5 2009, 04:22 AM, said:

Dunno what you're up to Dawg, but I accidentally hit my mouse wheel while reading your post and it took me to HERE. Is this where you're getting the hookers?

Watch it, Greybeard! Yr gonna give us all a virus. Truly, links like that are dangerous.

Yes GB, Rubber Up! (did Pwuff say links or kinks?)