Posted 20 January 2010 - 01:49 AM
BINGO!
My kinda thread. I really love knives. A lot!
But do keep this in mind: If you come across someone like me, they will releave you of said edged weapon and sodomize you with it.
So know what yer doing, keep a tight grip and deploy only if you have the sand to use it. Otherwise you will only be making your bad situation far worse.
That in mind. Bladehq.com has lots of what yer looking for.
1. Neck knife-on a lanyard, nylon cord, etc hung around the neck. Easily reached and deployed, yet concealed. Many to choose from. What do you want to
spend?
2. Automatic. (switchblade) also easy concealment and legal in most states. Protech makes one called the "Godfather" with an EXTREMELY sharp, pointed stiletto blade. Again, price will guide you on this one.
3. Fixed blade- which is what you had in mind when you started this thread. Best bet is to call the guy and ask which is best for concealment and for fast deployment.
4. Batons-They make 'em like car antennas. Small but easy to pull out and snap open with a flick of the wrist. 18 to 24 inches would work.
5. Tasers-For when they get close enough.
6. Pepper spray-For BEFORE the get close enough for the taser.
7.Mace-Same as above.
8. Kubaton-Martial arts small hand held, pen-shaped metalic or carbon fiber, or heavy duty nylon devise for punching or backhanded striking.
One guy makes a custom that's a kubaton and inkpen combo. Ain't cheap, but it's way cool Titanium, different options, anodizing, points etc.
Rig up some powerfull pepprspray on different parts of your chair, with easy to reach trigger buttons. A machine shop could do this easy enough.
Pointed in various directions, front, back, sides. Some pepper sprays will shoot out pretty far! Then deploy knife, baton, etc.
Duelists came to realize that a main gauche-small one handed dagger for the left or "weak" hand, along with their sword of choice in the other hand
could do wonders in a tight situation. Block, parry with the epi, then get in close and jab with the dagger. Eyes, throat, or if yer seated, the groin area.
Did you read the book"Hannibal" by Thomas Harris? Maybe you saw the movie. In it Mr. Hopkins pulls a small, claw shaped bladed pocket knife. A Cold Steel I believe or maybe a CRKT. Quickly and almost imperceptibly reaches down, then over and up-watch it closely!!-and across a guy's inside upper thigh, slicing through his femoral artery. Watch as the guy comes to the horrific realization (he didn't even feel the slice) that he's exsanguiating at an incredibly rapid pace. Fool had NO IDEA what hit him. The look on his face as he's dying is classic!
Arizonacustomknives.com for higher end stuff is good also. Talk to Julie, the owner, let her know that you know me, and are in a chair, and she'll help you out. Osograndeknives.com has tons of tactical weapons also.
Actually there are millions of places on the net for this kinda shit. Most don't care about the laws governing this sort of stuff because it's up to the buyer to know his or her state or county restrictions.
OR, you could, if confronted with an attacker, feign insane craziness by flailing yer arms in the air and babbling incoherently and drooling uncontrolably.
That would scare a lot of assholes away. Or at least give you time to do, whatever.
Hope this helps a bit,
E-dog / protecting our way of life for over 2 years now
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F