Nobody has mentionned the brute strength method.
Sit on the footrests, with your back not quite touching the edge of your seat.
Legs straight out in front.
Reach up behind you, one hand on the edge of the seat, and one hand on the frame as it angles down to your footrest.
Then just haul yourself straight up backwards onto the seat.
This method gives you no height advantage like kneeling or swinging up over your bent legs. But if you have the blunt strength, it works fine.
I used to do this, but am now reduced to the baby steps method described by q-bounce.
When I was still doing it, I found great advantage in putting my hand on something a little higher than the footrest frame. For instance, the bumper of a parked car. And yes, I did work this out while I was lying in the street. Combining this with the Q-insight, you can use the chair and car bumper to get on the curb, and then (with the chair still in the street and hence lower) on up into the chair. This is an invaluable skill in the wee small hours, when you are drunk enough to botch your curb climbing moves and still to proud to start howling for help.
And you can also ask a friend (one that you like to see on all fours), assume that position beside you, and then put your hand up on her (or his) ass and the height is just right. Alternatively (once again with a partner, but not one who is so well trained) get the person to put their hands together with the fingers interlaced. You then take your grip on that with one hand, and the seat of the chair with the other. This will be pretty easy if you have some strength because your friend can help haul you up if things get sticky.
I remember doing my bowel routine in hotels where I could not get thorugh the bathroom door. I transferred to the floor and pulled myself to the toilet (with my wife helping with foot drag) and got on the toilet, one hand on the seat, and one hand in my wife's hands as described.
wow. amazing what normal looked like then. I used to just go to places with no idea at all of how I was to function. but it always worked out.
Today, I shit on the hotel bed using a little seat contraption of my own device, where the shit goes in a plastic bag which I throw out the next day. And I do it on the bed because that way I dont have to put legs on my toilet seat. Very minimal. Very effective. All of my personal care items, including the toilet seat/bench are in one carry-on size bag. Of course they always ask me to open it after it goes through x-ray. And I am always proud to explain in detail what it is and how I use it.
OK. The toilet seat stuff is off topic. But it works. Specifications on request.
(And if you have ever had your luggage lost, as I have, you will realize just how comforting it is to know that everything you need for your bowel routine is with you in the cabin of the plane, and NOT checked into luggage limbo)
Best Regards,
Gordon
This post has been edited by gordonr: 28 January 2010 - 02:45 AM