Posted 28 February 2010 - 10:52 PM
Akin to green eggs and ham; I do not like wearing my"nappies"
they are so far from giving me the happies
they mess with my head, make me wish I were dead
and altogether give me the unhappies
though shitting myself makes me feel like an elf
I really hate using a diaper
call it a brief, try to give it relief, it's still a frigging nappy
I feel like a fool, jeezuz H what a tool in my size 6x nappy wappys
to watch what little dignity I had fly out the window is truly sad
guess crapping myself is worse
guess colostomy's next, bag o' crap by my side always there to remind me
just how full of shit I am
smellin' so fine, bag o' shit of mine to keep all my friends so happy
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F