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#1 fatcrx

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 05:19 PM

im in the market for a new woman, must be in good condition with not too many miles on the clock, must be drop dead gorgeous, funny and easy going, must be able to wash, clean, iron, cook, perform sexual acts and generally just walk round little pretty. I am willing to pay up to £78.36 if shes in good shape. Im fully aware i will not get any warranty as i know these things are tempermental. thanks

Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

#2 guido

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 05:51 PM

fatcrx, on Mar 16 2010, 05:19 PM, said:

haha!

Try www. :censored:

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#3 E-DOG

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 08:00 PM

Fatski,

Ya know, if you turn the lights down REALLY low, close one eye and sorta squint with the other and shake yer head back and forth you'll realize that in fishnet stockings, heels and a blond wig (human hair, of course) I don't look half bad!

And I really could use the extra cash.
How bout this. Make it 50.00 even and I'll come to you.
Now what'll it be, hips or lips?

Let's all do what we can to get E-dog on the road to financial freedom!

when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.

I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!

How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 08:35 PM

Shouldn't that be:

"Let's all do what we can to get E-dog on the road to financial freedom! ™"

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#5 fatcrx

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 08:59 PM

E-DOG, on Mar 16 2010, 08:00 PM, said:

Why dont you set up a webcam on one of those sites and do shows for people? did you apply for that model job at ralph lauren?

Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 12:35 AM

E-DOG, on Mar 16 2010, 09:00 PM, said:

e-dog i'll be your pimp. we'll charge $100 us dollars and i'll get half. deal? anyone wanting a beautiful, sexy e-dog to suck it for you please e-mail me at outofyourf*@kingmind.com.

hi fellow gimps! i'm a c 6/7 quad and have been injured since 1986. i was in a roll over hydroplane accident and it took hours for the paramedics to get me out of the car in the pouring rain. that definately wasn't my day. but alas life goes on!

#7 E-DOG

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 02:43 AM

mellowgator, on Mar 16 2010, 04:35 PM, said:

e-dog i'll be your pimp. we'll charge $100 us dollars and i'll get half. deal? anyone wanting a beautiful, sexy e-dog to suck it for you please e-mail me at outofyourf*@kingmind.com.

Yo mel, any bites yet?
And yes, I almost got the job at r. lauren

#8 StillFingers

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 04:14 AM

Jeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz you folks are cheap...

Only after we have lost everything, are we free to do anything.
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#9 mellowgator

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 05:05 AM

yeah, greybeard is all over it.

E-DOG, on Mar 17 2010, 03:43 AM, said:

mellowgator, on Mar 16 2010, 04:35 PM, said:

e-dog i'll be your pimp. we'll charge $100 us dollars and i'll get half. deal? anyone wanting a beautiful, sexy e-dog to suck it for you please e-mail me at outofyourf*@kingmind.com.

Yo mel, any bites yet?
And yes, I almost got the job at r. lauren

yeah e, greybeard is all over it.

This post has been edited by mellowgator: 17 March 2010 - 05:07 AM

#10 E-DOG

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 08:52 PM

mellowgator, on Mar 16 2010, 09:05 PM, said:

yeah, greybeard is all over it.

E-DOG, on Mar 17 2010, 03:43 AM, said:

mellowgator, on Mar 16 2010, 04:35 PM, said:

e-dog i'll be your pimp. we'll charge $100 us dollars and i'll get half. deal? anyone wanting a beautiful, sexy e-dog to suck it for you please e-mail me at outofyourf*@kingmind.com.

Yo mel, any bites yet?
And yes, I almost got the job at r. lauren

yeah e, greybeard is all over it.

And that ol' guy is just my type.

#11 jenny407

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 10:39 PM

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." John Lennon

#12 greybeard

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 10:41 PM

E-DOG, on Mar 17 2010, 08:52 PM, said:

mellowgator, on Mar 16 2010, 09:05 PM, said:

yeah, greybeard is all over it.

E-DOG, on Mar 17 2010, 03:43 AM, said:

mellowgator, on Mar 16 2010, 04:35 PM, said:

e-dog i'll be your pimp. we'll charge $100 us dollars and i'll get half. deal? anyone wanting a beautiful, sexy e-dog to suck it for you please e-mail me at outofyourf*@kingmind.com.

Yo mel, any bites yet?
And yes, I almost got the job at r. lauren

yeah e, greybeard is all over it.

And that ol' guy is just my type.

That's funny. He's mine too.

I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde

#13 mellowgator

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 03:19 AM

greybeard, on Mar 17 2010, 11:41 PM, said:

E-DOG, on Mar 17 2010, 08:52 PM, said:

mellowgator, on Mar 16 2010, 09:05 PM, said:

yeah, greybeard is all over it.

E-DOG, on Mar 17 2010, 03:43 AM, said:

mellowgator, on Mar 16 2010, 04:35 PM, said:

e-dog i'll be your pimp. we'll charge $100 us dollars and i'll get half. deal? anyone wanting a beautiful, sexy e-dog to suck it for you please e-mail me at outofyourf*@kingmind.com.

Yo mel, any bites yet?
And yes, I almost got the job at r. lauren

yeah e, greybeard is all over it.

And that ol' guy is just my type.

. we got a live one!
That's funny. He's mine too.

it's a love match then! am i good or what? please send your $100 us dollars to outofyourf*@kingmind.com. and e-dog get on those stilettos, fishnets and human hair wig. get ready to suck it!

#14 E-DOG

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 03:40 AM

greybeard, on Mar 17 2010, 02:41 PM, said:

That's funny. He's mine too.

Can you imagine how beautiful our kids would be?
Adorable lil' grey beards, pot bellies, bandy legs.

Oh my, I can just see 'em now.
Shit, I think I'm gettin' dizzy. :puke: