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[McTavish]

I'll start this one : - Did not have one winner at Cheltenham so far this week, can always rely on Ruby Walsh but he has let me down badly this time., never backing another horse, until the next time.

[JesseB]

failed my permit test.... TWICE.

I'll get it today though. Third try's the charm!

[StillFingers]

Stuffy nose...

[kiwiquad]

Cold Autumn snap, reminding me that winters on its way!

[greybeard]

The guys finished re-lining and renovating my garden pond today. Now they want money.

[Ratticis]

My hair hurts

[qbounce]

Is that an ingrown toe nail? DAMN!!!

[E-DOG]

My naughty bits aren't functioning properly and it's got me worked up into a tizzy.
What should I do?

E-dog

Edited by E-DOG, 20 March 2010 - 07:26 PM.

[dangerousdave]

How about neuturing
Works for cats and dogs, e-dog

[StillFingers]

E-DOG, on Mar 20 2010, 12:23 PM, said:

My naughty bits aren't functioning properly and it's got me worked up into a tizzy.
What should I do?

E-dog

Perhaps this will help Ian...woof!

Edited by StillFingers, 20 March 2010 - 09:45 PM.

[dangerousdave]

I've just had a nasty thought
E-Dog is a warewolf in a wheelchair
Where is that moon shine still

[DannyR]

5 inches of snow on the first day of spring

[mellowgator]

dannyr,

where are you located? i'm hoping it's the colorado mountains. i'm going to crested butte next week and 5 inches of snow would be a good thing.
therefore, a reason to feel bad would be arriving to crested butte to find all the snow gone and the base of the mountains with the consistency of mash potatoes.

Edited by mellowgator, 20 March 2010 - 11:08 PM.

[slyd]

I just cannot find a reason to feel bad today . . .
Right now . . .
I'm listening to Roger Seldon's album "4 Songs" (a South African/Canadian indi songwriter) ;
I'm playing on my PC and chatting with you lot;
I'm having a brace (could be more) of scotch on the rocks;
Mary (jane) is sweet today;
My dear wife just made me a spanish omelette (oooooh yum) . .

How can I feel Bad ??? !!

[Lucydog]

My kids have all had rotavirus for 10 days, my husband is Mr Grumpy and Im the only one still alive here!

Its the house at 'Poo' Corner !

[DannyR]

mellowgator, on Mar 20 2010, 11:58 PM, said:

dannyr,

where are you located? i'm hoping it's the colorado mountains. i'm going to crested butte next week and 5 inches of snow would be a good thing.
therefore, a reason to feel bad would be arriving to crested butte to find all the snow gone and the base of the mountains with the consistency of mash potatoes.

Sorry Missouri but a trip to Colorado is always a good thing.

[E-DOG]

dangerousdave, on Mar 20 2010, 11:25 AM, said:

How about neuturing
Works for cats and dogs, e-dog

Might be worth a try.
Why don't you go first and let me know what happens.
E

StillFingers, on Mar 20 2010, 11:30 AM, said:

E-DOG, on Mar 20 2010, 12:23 PM, said:

My naughty bits aren't functioning properly and it's got me worked up into a tizzy.
What should I do?

E-dog

Perhaps this will help Ian...woof!

Yep. All better now.
Thank you Jer

Edited by E-DOG, 22 March 2010 - 06:48 PM.

[Edinburgh Colin]

StillFingers, on Mar 20 2010, 08:30 PM, said:

E-DOG, on Mar 20 2010, 12:23 PM, said:

My naughty bits aren't functioning properly and it's got me worked up into a tizzy.
What should I do?

E-dog

Perhaps this will help Ian...woof!

Not heard this in ages, cool. thanks

[jenny407]

No. 1: Easter holidays are over in Germany. VERY sad ... (But I will see my colleagues and pupils again - that's a plus. Joking with the pupils, complaining about life in general with the colleagues, and laughing a bit, too.)

No. 2: We went to Wolfsburg: Europa League (former UEFA cup) quarter finals Wolfsburg vs. Fulham (a London team). For those who don't know: European football, soccer - and a really important match. It was a great atmosphere, people singing in the stadium, Hugh Grant came especially (well ...), BUT: Wolfsburg lost 0 - 1. The plus side: Germany will be World Champion in South Africa. (Sorry - only joking!!)

[Tetracyclone]

The katyn plane crash-

I've been reacquainting myself with the history of Poland's betrayal in WW2 and see why I'd largely forgotten it. It is so sad and so shameful.

[slyd]

Tetracyclone, on Apr 11 2010, 03:48 PM, said:

The katyn plane crash-

Yup . .that's a sad one.

But, .. other than that I feel good today - went surf fishing with a mate, and am now chatting to you miserable lot
many days are too good to feel bad!!! Livin' lovin' life

[Soryfam]

My weak left leg feels even weaker today after I fell because of it last night. Daughter is getting married in a week and I need to be well!!!!

Sandy S

[StillFingers]

The hard drive on my laptop is dead, repairs on tuesday, rebuild on wednesday, seeya all later in the week!

[allis53ca]

another wasted week of absolutely 0 progress on motorhome

[mellowgator]

you live in a motorhome. how awesome is that! is it your only transportation? do you take it the the grocery store? is it an airstream? interesting lifestyle choice.

mellowgator

[allis53ca]

stupid lifestyle choice, if you don't buy right..i bought a pile of shit lemmon

[greybeard]

Got confirmation today that there is no possibility of surgery to release the nerve root compression because of the multiple sites that would require intervention. Bummer, but it's sort of what I expected.

Was also told that no-one would consider giving me a general anaesthetic anyway because of my COPD - except in a dire emergency. Don't quite know how that leaves things about repairing my torn rotator cuff; perhaps a brachial plexus block. Find out after the scheduled scan I suppose.

How I wish I'd never smoked!!!!!!

Edited by greybeard, 13 April 2010 - 02:19 PM.

[Tetracyclone]

greybeard, on Apr 13 2010, 10:18 AM, said:

How I wish I'd never smoked!!!!!!

GB,

you could do penance by quitting eating?



P

[greybeard]

Tetracyclone, on Apr 13 2010, 03:36 PM, said:

greybeard, on Apr 13 2010, 10:18 AM, said:

How I wish I'd never smoked!!!!!!

GB,

you could do penance by quitting eating?



P

Were you listening this morning?

I had the usual finger wagging about weight-loss (or the lack of!!). Anyway what the hell is 145 kilos in old money?

[Trinity]

greybeard, on Apr 13 2010, 04:51 PM, said:

I had the usual finger wagging about weight-loss (or the lack of!!). Anyway what the hell is 145 kilos in old money?

A lot!