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[Apparelyzed]

New Jersey Woman Wants to Weigh 1,000 Pounds

Meet Donna Simpson. She's going to cost you. A lot.

Simpson, of Old Bridge, N.J., is 42 years old, has two kids and a boyfriend, and she weighs 602 pounds. That's right ... 602 pounds.

She's on a diet, of course, because she has a goal in mind:

She wants to weigh 1,000 pounds.

That's right ... 1,000 pounds. It's a nice, extra-round figure — almost as big as what her unhealthy choices will ultimately cost taxpayers.

Simpson claims she is normal and healthy, and she has a right to eat what she wants and weigh what she wants.

“I love eating and people love watching me eat,” she says. “It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone.”

Slideshow: Woman Wants to Be 'World's Fattest'

Dr. Manny's Blog: Woman Aspires to Weigh 1,000 Pounds

Video: Click here to watch a video featuring Simpson

Source: http://www.foxnews.c...,589377,00.html

[Ratticis]

And I'll bet her fat ass is taking away parking for someone who really needs it!

[greybeard]

Ratticis, on Mar 22 2010, 10:17 AM, said:

And I'll bet her fat ass is taking away parking for someone who really needs it!

Don't worry.  She won't be doing it for long.

[Lucydog]

Actually I often wonder if these super obese people have undiagnosed Prader-Willi syndrome, one aspect of which is an uncontrollable appetite. These people will eat absolutely everything non stop, and will without medical supervision gorge themselves to death. There is quite a big difference between being even 5 stone overweight which is quite a lot, and being so supersized.

[allis53ca]

i hope they take her kids away...and what the hell is wrong with the efftards wackin off while they watch her eat on line ??....ewwwwwwwwww

[Lucydog]

for those of us in the UK she currently weighs about 41 stone, but aspires to be 71 stone

[jlsh4e]

once again I won't be able to either get a parking spot or a power scooter inside of a store (i use inside to shop if they don't have baskets) because of a fat a***. lol

[Tetracyclone]

but we gotta love a good freak show, don't we mates?

[Trinity]

Lucydog, on Mar 22 2010, 04:50 PM, said:

for those of us in the UK she currently weighs about 41 stone, but aspires to be 71 stone

I didn't even know that this was possible!

[ClaraTaylor]

Trinity, on Mar 22 2010, 09:25 PM, said:

Lucydog, on Mar 22 2010, 04:50 PM, said:

for those of us in the UK she currently weighs about 41 stone, but aspires to be 71 stone

I didn't even know that this was possible!

The heaviest man in the world was 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds) at his peak I believe.
I would put a photograph of him up but.... well it's not pretty!!

[mcferguson]

Tetracyclone, on Mar 22 2010, 02:01 PM, said:

but we gotta love a good freak show, don't we mates?

I can't believe enough people watch her website that it makes money!

I have an idea, I can wear a small camera on my head and people can see what its like to see everything from chair level all the time. Wonder what kind of audience I could get?

[StillFingers]

I'm guessin she's on the SEEfood diet...tryin hard for that beached whale look, sure hope she doesn't have a thong bikini

Edited by StillFingers, 23 March 2010 - 12:09 AM.

[airart1]

can't fix stupid...............

[Ratticis]

And when she finally dies, like here trailer, her grave will have to be a double wide. 10 feet deep because 6 wouldn't be deep enough to cover her belly. 15 of the burliest paul bearers you've ever seen.

[edlee]

I suggest cremation,,, in situ,,, ashes are light.

There are magazines that cater to the chubby love crowd,, so why not a web cast? There's billions being spent on porn,, why not this?

71 stone, eh,,,, be plenty to build a wall. We've all heard of the wailing wall,,, now we can have a blubbering wall.
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[ClaraTaylor]

mcferguson, on Mar 22 2010, 10:49 PM, said:

Tetracyclone, on Mar 22 2010, 02:01 PM, said:

but we gotta love a good freak show, don't we mates?

I can't believe enough people watch her website that it makes money!

I have an idea, I can wear a small camera on my head and people can see what its like to see everything from chair level all the time. Wonder what kind of audience I could get?

Devotees will be wetting their pants at the mere thought of you doing that!

StillFingers, on Mar 23 2010, 12:07 AM, said:

I'm guessin she's on the SEEfood diet...tryin hard for that beached whale look, sure hope she doesn't have a thong bikini

How would you tell?? You could loose remote controls in there and never see them again.

Do you think she has her children photograph bits of her that she's not been able to see for a while?

[greybeard]

Husband - "Could you fart and give me a clue darling?"

[Ratticis]

Cremation would take a while. Grease fires burn a looong time.

[greybeard]

jlsh4e, on Mar 22 2010, 04:55 PM, said:

once again I won't be able to either get a parking spot or a power scooter inside of a store (i use inside to shop if they don't have baskets) because of a fat a***. lol

Take your RZR then you can park in the same bay - on top.

[spot]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 23 2010, 12:31 AM, said:

mcferguson, on Mar 22 2010, 10:49 PM, said:

Tetracyclone, on Mar 22 2010, 02:01 PM, said:

but we gotta love a good freak show, don't we mates?

I can't believe enough people watch her website that it makes money!

I have an idea, I can wear a small camera on my head and people can see what its like to see everything from chair level all the time. Wonder what kind of audience I could get?

Devotees will be wetting their pants at the mere thought of you doing that!

StillFingers, on Mar 23 2010, 12:07 AM, said:

I'm guessin she's on the SEEfood diet...tryin hard for that beached whale look, sure hope she doesn't have a thong bikini

How would you tell?? You could loose remote controls in there and never see them again.

Do you think she has her children photograph bits of her that she's not been able to see for a while?

She must have had children when she before she was so fat. I mean, how could you... With a whale... find anything? <shudder>

[Tetracyclone]

Spot,

"She must have had children when she before she was so fat. I mean, how could you... With a whale... find anything? <shudder>

This is soooo unfair to whales. Whales are so well coordinated they make love swimming X knots per hour, belly to belly, or missionary position, all without hands to hold on to each other. You try breaching a wave while orgasming! I am sending the PC Police to your house.

[spot]

Tetracyclone, on Mar 23 2010, 01:04 PM, said:

Spot,

"She must have had children when she before she was so fat. I mean, how could you... With a whale... find anything? <shudder>

This is soooo unfair to whales. Whales are so well coordinated they make love swimming X knots per hour, belly to belly, or missionary position, all without hands to hold on to each other. You try breaching a wave while orgasming! I am sending the PC Police to your house.

O.K., I agree. It is unfair to whales. The real whales, that is. The human kind, well, what is the PC word nowadays?

[Tetracyclone]

The correct terms for very fat folks are: obese, huge, and E-Dog.

[ADP-10-08-63]

how severe would your injuries be if she rolled over towards whilst in the same bed
what injuries could that cause????????????????????????????????

Edited by ADP-10-08-63, 24 March 2010 - 10:52 PM.

[graphic]

[quote name='Tetracyclone' date='Mar 23 2010, 08:04 PM' post='154393']
Spot,
You try breaching a wave while orgasming!

Well I'm willing to try if anyone's up for it.

[Ratticis]

Have you ever seen 'The Blob'?

[spot]

Tetracyclone, on Mar 24 2010, 02:39 PM, said:

The correct terms for very fat folks are: obese, huge, and E-Dog.

How very boring, there should be a way to describe a person using a graphic image, rather than just the the ordinary, dictionary definition. "Whale" worked so well for so many years.

I don't know about E-dog. He's rude, crude and proud of it, but size-wise is unknown to me. But his signature indicates a (former, if possible) jar-head, so "obese" seems unlikely. Now, I may be wrong, since I was in the Army and am now quite fat. Things have changed a lot for me since "PT" changed meaning to "physical therapy", rather than "physical training".

[Edinburgh Colin]

That's just gross, why the hell would anyone delibertely want to f@@k them selves up like that?

Stupid Cow and looks like one too!