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I received this from a friend who actually works for the government in a chief exec position. So I know the following leaked document must be true !
Official Announcement:
The UK government today announced that it is changing the countries emblem from the Union Jack to a Condom. The reason for the change is the fact that they believe it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation
A condom halts production
A condom destroys the next generation
A condom protects a bunch of pricks
A condom gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Edited by allister, 05 June 2010 - 12:53 AM.
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