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#1 M@Y

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 03:16 PM

So this isn't the most mature of topics nevertheless

Just Fill in the Blank "Hey bartender give me a _________"


it's not really a very serious question so feel free to have as much fun as you want with it :wink05:

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 03:44 PM

winning lotto ticket for this week :)
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 04:17 PM

...may I have some ice for the can of iced tea I brought with me?


Having had my Lifetime quota of alcohol by the time I was 26, I enjoy iced tea now...in fact, what am I doing in this bar?? Oh yeah, socializing...
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 04:19 PM

Espresso macchiato, please. The real Italian one. With a cookie. Grazie.
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." John Lennon

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 04:20 PM

grey goose martini extra dry
hi fellow gimps! i'm a c 6/7 quad and have been injured since 1986. i was in a roll over hydroplane accident and it took hours for the paramedics to get me out of the car in the pouring rain. that definately wasn't my day. but alas life goes on!

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 04:47 PM

"Hey Bartender give me a link to the Apparelyzed pub thread". :sarcasm_on:
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 04:54 PM

this isn't the most mature of topics nevertheless

Just Fill in the Blank "Hey bartender give me a pain pills-n-vodka stairgt up


it's not really a very serious question so feel free to have as much fun as you want with it :wink05:
MAC

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 05:35 PM

drink 4 that chick over there.
I never did like snakes... so I got out the gutter.

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 08:00 PM

shot of tequila

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 08:10 PM

Amaretto stone sour....followed by another....and another......lol


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Posted 17 July 2010 - 08:27 PM

A Bud(weiser) and a Beam please! repeat

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Posted 18 July 2010 - 12:03 AM

Bartender.....give me whatever ^^he's^^ having....lol (at this point, give me anything! lol)


Hello, my name is Christie, and I love my friends!
When life gets you down, grab a cloud and examine the silver lining. --Me

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Posted 18 July 2010 - 01:38 AM

OK lets get this party started
bring us a pitchers of beer every 15 min until some one passes out then bring them every 30 min
Dont worrey i tip big
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Posted 18 July 2010 - 01:43 AM

Hey bartender....don't worry...it doesn't matter how many drinks you serve us.....we won't dance on the table and we can't walk a straight line!
Hello, my name is Christie, and I love my friends!
When life gets you down, grab a cloud and examine the silver lining. --Me

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Posted 18 July 2010 - 02:54 AM

I would like to have a Long Island Ice Tea (without the tequila) and extra sour in a very tall glass with lots of ice. :toast:

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Posted 18 July 2010 - 04:01 AM

a Moosehead in a frozen mug.....
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Posted 18 July 2010 - 06:55 AM

Chivas Regal Royal Salute

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Posted 18 July 2010 - 07:30 AM

miracle or two!!! one for me and one for my mate
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Posted 19 July 2010 - 04:55 AM

Hey Bartender give me a double jagermeister and monster with ice please...mmm yum :cheers:

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 02:49 PM

Hey bartender.....I'll take 2 eggs scrambled, hashbrowns, and a mimosa! haha
Hello, my name is Christie, and I love my friends!
When life gets you down, grab a cloud and examine the silver lining. --Me

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 04:06 PM

I want Bourbon, I want Scotch, I want Beer. Thanks George
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:01 AM

Corona lite! :drunk:

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 08:44 PM

Give me a dream!

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 11:48 PM

Absinthe please!

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 12:38 AM

shot of your oldest, smoothest Anejo, straight up!
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 02:06 AM

I'll take a shot of whatever will put me to sleep.....rumplemintz will suit me just fine....
Hello, my name is Christie, and I love my friends!
When life gets you down, grab a cloud and examine the silver lining. --Me

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 04:04 AM

Do you make ice cream milkshakes?

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 04:52 PM

Beer and a shot of Crown...ok 2 shots of Crown...ok ok keep them coming!!!

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 05:57 PM

View Postspot, on 21 July 2010 - 04:04 AM, said:

Do you make ice cream milkshakes?
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 06:14 PM

View Postspot, on 21 July 2010 - 04:04 AM, said:

Do you make ice cream milkshakes?
Mmmmmmmmm...that sounds great Spot...something cold for a hot summer day!
Would that be a Strawberry, Vanilla or Chocolate shake?
Yes :)

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Edited by StillFingers, 21 July 2010 - 06:17 PM.

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