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[mahmutkaplan]

Criss was an ALIEN for this planet and investigated THE UNKNOWN sounds. After walking narrow path, she finally reached ISLAND OF LOST SOULS. She asked herself "Is it DESTINY ?", "Maybe DEAD OF NIGHT came" whispered in fear.

[roykelly2]

Then the RISING SUN scared THE BOOGEY MAN away.

[nipper123]

In turn with a smurk of a smile she tells him It's a Wonderful Life when your rich.

Edited by nipper123, 15 October 2010 - 03:58 AM.

[mcwriter]

He didn't mind her smirk, because even though he was THE JERK, he did have a GOLDFINGER.

[mahmutkaplan]

He had suffered his fingers since INCEPTION of disaster. He had MEMORIES OF MURDER.

(I miss your post mcwriter)

[Jok]

Come back DOWN TO EARTH shouted the TWELVE ANGRY MEN

[wiggy]

I saw a PRETTY WOMAN on the street the other day. I rolled down the window to talk to her and overheard someone say PIMPS UP HOES DOWN, and I was like SNAP.

[mcwriter]

So I took A WALK IN THE CLOUDS feeling very much like THE UNINVITED, when suddenly OUT OF NOWHERE....THE EXPENDABLES barged in BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE and looking like the dregs.

Unfortunately, I underestimated their prowess and watched from BEHIND ENEMY LINES while they brought down a REIGN OF FIRE on BATTLEFIELD EARTH, causing THE 13th WARRIOR to vomit right in front of BROOKLYN'S FINEST, who laughed amongst themselves about the 40-YEAR OLD VIRGIN wiping his mouth from the spewage.

It was then that they noticed THE WATCHER, yes, it was I, alone in THE DARKNESS where I stood weaponless with a gun trained upon my forehead and NOWHERE TO RUN. I stepped out of the bushes and offered THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN a bite of my sandwich and was met with hearty guffaws and laughter.

With my bag empty, down to the very last grape, we headed NORTH BY NORTHWEST, ON THE WATERFRONT until we came to THE HAUNTED MANSION by the sea where THE DAYBREAKERS had TAKEN up residence.

These were not ORDINARY PEOPLE and though they greeted us graciously, THE THIRST was in there eyes. We knew if we weren't careful there would be BLOOD RAIN to pay.

Edited by mcwriter, 16 October 2010 - 12:57 PM.

[mcwriter]

Fresh out of holy water and garlic, and on THE EDGE OF DARKNESS, I knew I was up a creek WITHOUT A PADDLE. I was DOOMED, neither wanting THE VAMPIRE'S KISS nor to be FOREVER YOUNG, though the latter was tempting.

I'd like to think that I moved stealthily as QUICKSLIVER behind THE OTHERS, however, THE HAND on my shoulder told me otherwise. I stood FROZEN in terror as my cohorts whom I thought were THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN turned into THE SUICIDE KINGS and whose group I wished to be no part of.

I was ON MY OWN now and the KILLERS merely licked their lips as they eyeballed the PULSE of blood in my neck. Maybe they had all the time in the world, but I was OUT OF TIME. I turned and smiled. I toyed and enticed my pursuers to nearly the POINT OF NO RETURN when VAN HELSING burst through THE WINDOW in a BLAZE OF GLORY!

[mcwriter]

"Have NO FEAR!" he exclaimed as he pointed his wooden BULLET shooting handheld gatlinger toward THE HORDE.
THE ASHES blew across the floor as we made our way to THE GREAT OUTDOORS, leaving THE MYSTERY MEN in our wake.

[mahmutkaplan]

He felt the silence like RED planet. THE TOWN he lived when being child was emptied. This was THE GREAT ESCAPE. ROSEMARY'S BABY burst into tears. This baby was last child of ALIENS.

[mcwriter]

(mahmut you really crack me up!)

Being the last child meant there would be BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA and attending the OLD SCHOOL where they made him WALK THE LINE.

[mahmutkaplan]

Maybe this child was INCEPTION of FREESTYLE. In this era, All PREDATORS were FROZEN. Cultural changes occures by means of THE SOCIAL NETWORK. Disposal of unreal friends increased THE LOSER people lived in imaginary world. This event was so UNTHINKABLE. He said it was DESPICABLE OF ME living THE CRAZIES.

(Have a good time, mcwriter )

[mcwriter]

(laughing so hard, typing is difficult---hahahahaha!)

He planned THE PERFECT GETAWAY and found himself as one of THE OUTSIDERS. He wasn't going to play THE CRYING GAME. He was FINDING NEVERLAND and said, "GOODBYE, MR. CHIPS" as he crossed THE GREAT DIVIDE toward FUTUREWORLD.

[mcwriter]

He ran across HARVEY, who called himself a PATHFINDER and together they endured 30 DAYS OF NIGHT in ZOMBIELAND on their way to THE LAND OF THE LOST where they found a CITY OF MEN who harbored THE ELECTRIC HORSEMAN, alive and well.

[mcwriter]

However, the TALES OF DESPEREUX were not all what he remembered.

Edited by mcwriter, 30 October 2010 - 04:50 AM.

[mcwriter]

There were other stories A MAN CALLED HORSE loved to tell, and some were quite unsavory. MRS. DOUBTFIRE boo-ed when he brought up SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE, but she heartily cheered when he told the one about KING ARTHUR. It was THE NIGHT OF THE COMET and she slept through THE WHOLE TEN YARDS, while he droned on about how IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT to the few bleery-eyed TOY SOLDIERS who drifted one by one to sleep.

At last he was alone with the flickering flames which were BAD COMPANY at best. It was nomatter to him. He would be LEAVING LAS VEGAS as always with a last BLOW of smoke from his cigar, A FAREWELL TO ARMS, and his promise to NEVER LOOK BACK.

It would be A WALK TO REMEMBER as he made his way ON THE ROAD TO CHINA, where THE SUN ALSO RISES and the LILIES OF THE FIELD reminded him of LOVE, ACTUALLY. Everywhere he turned he SAW her like a GHOST, and the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY made him DAZED AND CONFUSED about whether he was HERE AND NOW. He heard a sound and knew that SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES, so he darted into THE CAVE, only to find that he was being followed by TEN LITTLE INDIANS and a PINK PANTHER.

Mesmerized by their antics, he stepped out of THE HIDEAWAY and revealed himself FEARLESS and WITHOUT MERCY. "THEY CALL ME, MR. TIBBS!" he shouted as he leapt upon THE ROCK and eyeballed the cat, so PRETTY IN PINK.

[mcwriter]

The pink cat stuck out like a sore thumb in THE GREEN ZONE, and made for an EASY TARGET, but THE QUIET MAN thought better of himself and decided to WALK THE LINE instead toward another path which led to THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL.

[StillFingers]

Twas HOME ALONE deep in THE ABYSS contemplating my LAST TANGO IN PARIS while waiting for DR ZHIVAGO...then I awoke...WHAT DREAMS MAY COME?

[mcwriter]

I rubbed my eyes and got out of bed and met BIG TROUBLE when I saw THE MAN FROM SNOWY RIVER standing in a puccle of melted snow. I asked him, "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" to which he replied, "I brought FRESH HORSES."

[mcwriter]

I took that to mean we were going SOMEWHERE IN TIME, so I suggested we have BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S first. He only grumbled something about HOW THE WEST WAS WON and by that I knew HIGH CRIMES outweighed THE HUNGER I felt at that moment.

[Illinois Boy]

In 1408, 9 AIR BUDDIES, 101 DALMATIANS, 3 GODFATHERS and a 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN went on 50 FIRST DATES and on the 6TH DAY they rested for
88 MINUTES. 28 DAYS LATER, A SOUND OF THUNDER woke the 13TH WARRIOR who took A WALK IN THE CLOUDS where ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET THE INVISIBLE MAN and ADAM AND EVE became ADDICTED TO LOVE in ADVENTURELAND. 30 DAYS OF NIGHT followed A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE on the AFRICAN QUEEN.

I'm tired, time to watch the Superbowl...