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[tyvin]

I have been playing this game on another forum and thought it might take off over here as well. One pretends to ban the person above them, It's all in jest and play. It can be as silly, clever, and witty as people make it.

Rules:

I ban __________ because _________________.

Remember random silly jest and use the person above. So the next person will respond with I ban tyvin because (insert reason) and the next person says I ban (insert name of person who just posted) because (insert reason).

Example: I ban JohnDoe because I can; so forth and so on.

Have fun!

[Snakeye]

I ban Tyvin cause she always wears knickers that are two sizes too big...

[greybeard]

Snakeye, on 12 September 2010 - 09:07 PM, said:

I ban Tyvin cause she always wears knickers that are two sizes too big...

I ban Snakeye for lying about Tyvin's knickers. Everyone knows she goes commando.

[mellowgator]

i ban gb for being a grouchy old know it all who thinks he's the boss of the forum.



mellowgator

[dangerousdave]

I ban melowgator for thinking badly of that hairy old know it all

[Smileyblue]

I ban dangerousdave for posting such dangerous, inflammatory, gibberish about GB..

Edited by Smileyblue, 12 September 2010 - 11:03 PM.

[dangerousdave]

I ban smilyblue for wanting to ban gb and his knowlage of ladies underware or lack of undergarments
Where does he get his info from

[mellowgator]

i ban dangerous dave because everyone knows that if gb says it's so. it is.

Edited by mellowgator, 13 September 2010 - 12:27 AM.

[tyvin]

I ban dangerousdave for banning smilyblue.

[mellowgator]

i ban tyvin because she lives in hawaii and i'm jealous. tyvin aren't you supposed to ban the last person who posted?

[tyvin]

I ban mellowgator because she thinks I love living in Hawaii.

psst .....Mr. Dangerous was the last one the last time I looked. I don't know how you got in between because I looked and posted my response right away but the times look funny so..............what are you going to do? I even scrolled down to make sure no one got in front of me but somehow your post did. Here I am rambling on so next time know that I am checking but somehow others get in between. So let's bring it on girl!

[mellowgator]

i banning you again for not loving living in hawaii.

why don't you love it? are the locals too interbred? are the groceries too expensive? do you hate driving for an hour just to end up right back where you started.

maybe you posted while i was making my edit and it was a freaky thing. unless you are a ditz. hmmmmm

[spot]

I ban mellowgator because she keeps fighting with tyvin about which one of them lives in the hottest, most humid place. (Florida wins the hot/humid war hands down.)

[tyvin]

I ban spot because she has a funny looking Griffin as her avatar.

[Apparelyzed]

I ban tyvin ... err ... because I can!

[Travelling Blackbird]

I ban Simon because he can ban everyone else without giving a reason!

[Apparelyzed]

I ban Travelling Blackbird, because now there's no one to keep the spammers and weirdo's off the forum!

[pinkcloud]

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I ban Simon because I think he needs to go and get a job being in charge of all the people at general hospitals who dont have a clue how to treat SCI's and Simon has more knowledge in his little finger than most of them do in their minds

[jenny407]

I ban pinkcloud because she seems to be so knowledgable about tattoos, underwear and packages ... It's frightening to have such clever people on board.

[dangerousdave]

I ban Jen because as a teacher she is supposed to know it all - and now she admits she doesn't - can't be a very good teacher then

[jenny407]

I ban dave because with his cheeky answer, he keeps me on the forum - away from what I should be doing! Shame on him! And because dave, with all his biker attitude, is definitely no good influence for today's youth.

[dangerousdave]

Ohhhhh lovely - i do enjoy a good whipping - so i can't ban you
Better ban myself then .... aghhhhhhhh

[tyvin]

I ban dangerousdave because he enjoys being whipped.

[dangerousdave]

and covered in cream by beautiful slaves
so tyvin is banned for reminding me of my fantasies

[Apparelyzed]

I ban Dave, for Perving out a thread!

[dangerousdave]

Oh please give me marks for trying befor you ban me
How about 9 out of 10 as i'm never perfect

I ban the lot of yous for being to fainthearted

[Apparelyzed]

I ban Dave, for making me laugh and causing me to spit my coffee out onto my keyboard.

[tyvin]

I ban Simon because he has a dirty keyboard.

[pinkcloud]

tyvin, on 13 September 2010 - 04:32 PM, said:

I ban tyvin for 'making' me get naughty on a thread and thus 'making' Jenny teacher banning me for me being a naughty knowledgable lady

[qbounce]

I ban pinkcloud for trying to clean up her act, when she should know by now . . . . the dirtier the better!