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[Mrs Wisteria]

Its Friday, its glass of wine (or vimto) time, it must be time to Ban McTavish cos I haven't done that for ages! Hekllo McT - its a very nice and friendly ban and when you get out we really must catch up over a pint x

[McTavish]

I ban Mrs. W for giving me a friendly ban but yes when I get out it will be pints and your lucious cakes all round.

[goose]

I have to ban McT for having that great BIG red heart as her avatar. Would that be pints of cold milk to drink along with all those mouth watering cakes of Mrs. W.? I'm sure such a sweet and innocent lady would not be referring to anything other to share!

[isobar]

I ban McTavish for crying wolf you know you like it here in my closet if you look around you'll find it a fun , safe and harmonious place to be. If you really want to leave close your eyes, click your heels and say there's no place like home.

Deena i ban you 4 sending McTavish on a 411 quest she and jenny have been pubbing it for some time now ....... she comes up empty every time getting distracted , confused , drunk or forgetting why she lured jenny out of her inner sanctum. If McTavish were a fire cracker when lit she would only sparkle and smoke somehow failing to go off falling short again. Deena learn to send the right scout on missions from now on. Deena mount the spit for a slow but painless roasting i coated your skin with a protective layer that's why you heard that song and smelt the aroma of a stuffed turkey while sleeping a peaceful slumber.


I ban goose for being creative, having imagination and adding spark to this thread. Excuse me could my name be Oscar? Since you howled that nite sleep evades me...... female strikes again. The question to answer is did she win , conquer or simply draw ?

Edited by isobar, 24 January 2012 - 09:35 AM.

[McTavish]

I ban Iso for having the wrong impression of me and Jen, of course we lile pubbing it, dont you? as for a fire cracker that only smokes and doesn,t go off, well that is a total insult, you obviously do not know the real me LOL LOL LOL

[jenny407]

McT, are they picking on you? Or on you and me? Hey??

Come on over, let's ban iso the cheeky one into the closet ....
... and you, me, Denna, Mrs W. and goose, let's go to the ---> and have fun1

Or do you all think we should take iso with us and have even more fun?

[Smileyblue]

I ban Jenny for forgetting me..

[goose]

I ban Smileyblue for thinking anyone had forgotten her.... just plain impossible. You will get banned if you keep forgetting us!!


I ban all the gals to a night of fun...who knows what kind of tangled web we could weave. We would have to meet in Vegas ....as the saying goes- what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. As for Iso, he'll definitely have to come and bring his for protection and our entertainment !!!

[jenny407]

Smileyblue, on 24 January 2012 - 11:11 PM, said:

I ban Jenny for forgetting me..

As goose said so very nicely and aptly:

NO ONE ever forgets you, my dear friend Smiley!
How nice to see you posting!

Please do come along, join us in the fun -
may I buy you a special treat of rooibos tea? Or would you dare to have some good Irish Guiness, specialty of McT and me?

goose - Vegas! Great idea - here we come!!

[McTavish]

I ban Jen only because she is last in line, after all she is my drinking partner and I need her for that.

[goose]

I ban for McT for being so dang hard to ban. I think I will ban her to be Iso's sidekick when he's out and about peeping in windows. She will either be intrigued or blown away by his level of finesse! Beware bad habits are hard to break.

[goose]

I ban everyone playing this game for Not being witty enough to keep it going.......has ISO captured all the fair maidens and hidden them in his dungeon ? Quit being so selfish and release them to a breath of fresh air....inhale.....exhale.....y'all are on your own now....run, crawl, roll....freedom ahead! What??? you don't want Iso to release you from his manly arms?.......................to be cont.

[McTavish]

I ban Goose for thinking that we all want to e captured by Iso and held in his dungeon, I have just managed to escape and am not going back there for all the tea in China, it,s great to be free - you can never imagine what goes on in that dungeon.

[Zack]

I Ban McTavish for escaping and leaving My Fine Feathered Friends behind to suffer her punishment for Her! Shame on you !!

[McTavish]

I ban Zack for banning me at 5.05am when he should be sound asleep like me

[Zack]

I Ban McTavish for not realizing we're in different time zones. It was 12:05 am my time. Btw, I was awake at 5:05 am and should've Banned you twice.

[McTavish]

I ban Zack for even contemplating banning me twice, that,s not very nice.

[jenny407]

I must come in to ban McTavish - my dear friend, my drinking - pub companion ...

she, the one who gets banned into dungeons, twice and into nice lady's places ...
.... she, the one who is awake sleeping, sleeping awake ..
... looking for niceties in the banning salon ...

Oh McT, come here, let's try to see clearer in life's chaos ...
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[McTavish]

I am trying Jen I really am, but sorry I still have to ban you as you are last in line, and that,s the only reason.

[isobar]

I ban McTavish for getting ahead of me you know jenny drives me crazy for i cant get those visions of her out of my mind ....... just like those Windsong commercials she stays on my mind. I ban jenny 4 not expressing herself to me as only she can. Shall i bow with violin in hand , a tri - colored rose clinched between my teeth and a red carpet laid upon the ground guiding your path so nothing soils your delicate feet ? jenny my beating heart awaits the words you'll speaks. I ban myself for my disappearance for i've taken up the art of practicing illusion.

Edited by isobar, 13 February 2012 - 02:56 AM.

[Mrs Wisteria]

My goodness me - I can ban Iso for what I believe is the first time this year...

[tyvin]

Allright; I get to ban Mrs Wisteria for the first time for me this year. I ban thee ye Grand Baker of the realm for always tempting us with those beautiful images of cakes and other delectible treats that you cook up...cheers

[jenny407]

I have a heavy task before me but I'm willing to shoulder it:
Banning tyvin, the master banner, the inventor of the game, the lady who writes English to perfection, creatively, funnily, wordily ..

But here I am, not intimidated,
I will ban THEE, our long lost soul, our Hawaiian poet -
ban thee not too far away, to the world of wisdom, the country of cookies, the pastures of peace ...
... and the areas of alliterations ... *

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And just for iso, my dear friend:

Dich verbanne ich in die Welt der Musik, sax and pretty female society ...
And yes, I loved rose and violin!

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*) Please forgive me any faults - no dictionary at hand today ... Sorry.

Edited by jenny407, 17 February 2012 - 09:14 AM.

[Mrs Wisteria]

Too much alliteration and not enough vavavoom so i ban you dear sweet jenny of the missing dictionary!

[Aparr]

I ban mrs. wisteria for using vavavoom

[dancin' johnny]

I ban Aparr for tactical repping.

Don't think you won't get banned by hitting the green Scooby. You will get banned, again and again and again and again and again.........

[richo]

goose, on 28 December 2011 - 05:03 AM, said:

I ban richo for giving away secrets. Some things are to be kept in hiding. By the way, what's up with all you aussie men coming out to play tonight? What has yall in such a playful mood?

must have been a full moon ay

[dancin' johnny]

and again and again.......

[Zack]

I Ban richo for kicking Beer cans off of a Sharks head. That Shark could've recycled you into Shark poop!

[dancin' johnny]

Hang on, I haven't been banned yet, oh well, maybe it's time for this:

You're Banned Game Leaders Table*
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dangerousdave 489 Smileyblue 444 S&W Winger 339 jenny407 334 McTavish 264 isobar 248 tyvin 97 Wheelsonfire 83 Mrs Wisteria 83 StillFingers 82 wheelinmom 74 Scribbler 60 mellowgator 56 goose 51 Denna 46 LaurenP 34 Zack 32 roo 31 spot 28 babyblues 23 maisy1996 21 greybeard 18 hooplady 17 pinkcloud 16 Aparr 14 Ratticis 14 graphic 14 lavenderthistle 14 Tatiana 12 qbounce 12 DannyR 10 Soryfam 9 Apparelyzed 9 dancin' johnny 6 Boudica 6 carole338 5 randomryan007 5 eyelookok2blindgurls 5 AussieBrad 4 Travelling Blackbird 4 blainejames77 4 Illinois Boy 4 cathie 4 Harry3082 3 Snakeye 3 bucsaringer 3 Chel 3 Conez™ 3 catmint 2 Vanessamaee 2 LeeS 2 Victoria 2 Hapahowlee 2 Beautiful 2 rollingtrouble 2 Simba 2 andycm 1 Doodle 1 SuperDaz 1 Slowlegs 1 paul1404 1 guido 1 Irish Wheelz 1 wheelman 1 gordonr 1 richo 1 mcjane 1 racepace 1 ChairDroid 1 wiggy 1 tsh3406 1 rage 1 DanniBaby 1 JuanC 1 Dub 1 Tape 1

Still up front is the now retired DD, how long can he keep his lead?
Up his rear is Smileyblue in second.
The late great S&M Winger stays eternally on 339 bans, currently in third position, it's only a matter of time before she is overtaken by the much banned Jenny407, unless of course Isobar takes out McTavish with his "sabre" and makes a play for that sweaty fourth spot. Tyvin there, the inventor of the game in a comfy seventh on 97 bans with no threat from behind from the properly banned, self proclaimed gobshite, John from Ireland.
Moving down the line now past a few dropouts, wannabe's and pretenders, we have Graphic who really needs to get back to his game if he wants to make the twenties.

Now this is audacious, we have Apparelyzed Simon, the owner of the track on 9 bans! Well Ian, I'm sure he does a lot of banning behind the scenes we don't know about. {I'm absolutely diligaf positive he does Johnny}

A few stradlers now, amateurs trying to get into the chatroom, the odd confused regular, it's petering out to Paul404 on a lazy 1 ban and probably Gordonr's shortest post ever gains him a 1 spot too, and I'm just getting confirmation now, yes.....


{obligatory pause}




THE WINNER IS.........







TAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPEE {TAPE}



Or you, if you've never posted.

Am I banned now?


* all stats were correct at the time I started to concoct this shite, jesus, is that the time? Scores may be incorrect because of people like me not taking the game seriously or generally talking nonsense because they are half troll and bored. scores based on number of posts not actual bans, I mean is it a real ban? To enter a more visual, non sexual, innuendo free league of the sport please see the number picture game in the members section stadium. this post was brought to you by observation and means you no harm, play on, play on, i may be it's harshest critic but i'm compelled to look to see who has or hasn't been "banned" and if anyone has got creative on your asses nearly every day. you can stop squinting now i'm off!




With love

Jx