59 replies to this topic

[qbounce]

Hope all goes well and you're back in a flash!

[guido]

Osborn 1? Say hello to Pete for me!
Guido.

[isobar]

Hope all goes well for you Simon.

[Apparelyzed]

Thanks for the package Trin, I'll post a pic later, just off to theatre.

Simon

[tyvin]

Simon, you will be fine; however I wish people would stop stereotyping nurses as sex objects. First off it's highly likely your nurse will be a male............ anyway; I'm sure everyone will behave per your request/command/order what could possibly happen this family is so well behaved and then there's me but I'm always nice.

Well coming to the end of this post because the post will cut me off if I use anymore emoticons

You know Smilelyblue just got out of the hospital and before she went in I was able to warn her about their plans to put her in the psych ward and use 200 lb test sugi and bed linens to do her wound change. Well I just heard that the hospital you're going in to employs this surgeon who thinks he's a genie. He grants the patients 2 wishes before he starts the surgery and then when you wish he knew how many wishes authentic genies give you're down to 1 wish and that's when people usually wish they had never stepped foot in that hospital and "PPPPOOOMPH" you're home just like nothing had happened at all. They don't even charge you for the harem pants and turban they dressed you in prior to surgery.

You'll know you're safe when you get home and find out we all actually behaved

[Scotsgal]

Hope you're recovering well, Simon !
Scotsgal x

[Apparelyzed]

guido, on 08 February 2011 - 08:13 AM, said:

Osborn 1? Say hello to Pete for me!
Guido.

Pete says stilll Sporting the german comando look unshaven beard. He says hi and will see you soon.

[Smileyblue]

Hope you're feeling well after surgery yesterday, Simon.. ;-)

[wheeliebear75]

Wishing an uneventful surgery and a speedy recovery!

[jenny407]

Apparelyzed, on 09 February 2011 - 11:41 AM, said:

Pete says stilll Sporting the german comando look unshaven beard. He says hi and will see you soon.

Aha? Hmmmpphhhhh ....
I so promised to behave.
I will just overlook THIS strange remark.

Get well soon, boss!

Jenny the German (no comando look actually)

(tyin: hee hee)

[Scribbler]

Apparelyzed, on 07 February 2011 - 01:20 PM, said:

Just checked into Osborne 1, got a nice little side room for some peace and quite!

Trust you to get a side room Simon, but check your bill when you leave. The drinks from that Mini Bar are damn expensive.

Trin wouldn't notice if we misbehaved; she's usually on her 5th glass of wine by 7pm.

Take care and do what you're told; just like we do...

[DannyR]

Hope you're home soon. Take care.

[Apparelyzed]

Bored!

[mahmutkaplan]

Hope you recover soon. Take care, Simon

[Trinity]

Scribbler, on 10 February 2011 - 02:00 PM, said:

Trin wouldn't notice if we misbehaved; she's usually on her 5th glass of wine by 7pm.

NOT TRUE!!!
I don't even get home from work until 9pm (although tonight I may have a small glass, the weekend starts here!)

Apparelyzed, on 10 February 2011 - 02:08 PM, said:

Bored!

I am not surprised! How's that ceiling working out for you??!

[Apparelyzed]

Having a bit of trouble typing on my back at the moment, so I will type more when I'm sat up which will probably be in the next few days thanks for all your comments Simon

[Travelling Blackbird]

Hope you feel a lot better soon, Simon!

What do you do to amuse yourself when you're in a long hospital stay?

[Smileyblue]

Take your phone with and log on to the mobile site..

Easy to do even when you're laid up.. (been on bed rest for months, so I know) ;-)

Hope you're "released" soon Simon.. Lol.. ;-)

[guido]

Apparelyzed, on 09 February 2011 - 11:41 AM, said:

guido, on 08 February 2011 - 08:13 AM, said:

Osborn 1? Say hello to Pete for me!
Guido.

Pete says stilll Sporting the german comando look unshaven beard. He says hi and will see you soon.

haha.. just wondering whether that's me or him! Was I unshaven when I last saw him!? Hurry up and get outta there!


Actually they've got a new consultant (Nax, I think) who seemed very good. Pretty crack team up there.


Take care, Guido.

[Apparelyzed]

Just to clarify, that should of said "pete is wearing a German Uboat Commando style beard" as seen in the old B/W films.

Pradeep was my consultant, certainly no complaints here!

Simon :-)

[StillFingers]

Heres to a fast recovery Simon

I do so hope you are availing yourself of bed baths and that the staff is carrying out their duties to your satisfaction

[paul1404]

Nod

[Apparelyzed]

But of course!

[dangerousdave]

Bed Baths - now there is something i miss - until the nurse soaps a flannel and puts it in your hand

[roo]

Apparelyzed, on 07 February 2011 - 08:36 AM, said:

Thanks everyone,

It's nothing too serious, just a new baclofen pump.

Just remember, Trin's in charge, so no misbehaving!

Simon

HI THERE NOTHING MUCH YOU ARE HARD
I REMEMBER THOSE REPLACEMENTS I FELT LIKE I HAD THE CRAP KICKED OUT OF ME .
BEST OF LUCK AND TAKE IT EASY MATE

[Scribbler]

Simon, The Forum will be in a mess when you get back, fancy putting Trin in charge during the 6 Nations Cup..

Its chaos here, but I don't want to worry up...

Take care

[StillFingers]

Scribbler, on 12 February 2011 - 04:31 PM, said:

Simon, The Forum will be in a mess when you get back, fancy putting Trin in charge during the 6 Nations Cup..

Its chaos here, but I don't want to worry up...

Take care

Mike, you know everything is just fine, Trin has plenty of Red Bull on hand she was up lurking about very early this morning

[Scribbler]

StillFingers, on 12 February 2011 - 04:34 PM, said:

Scribbler, on 12 February 2011 - 04:31 PM, said:

Simon, The Forum will be in a mess when you get back, fancy putting Trin in charge during the 6 Nations Cup..

Its chaos here, but I don't want to worry you...

Take care

Mike, you know everything is just fine, Trin has plenty of Red Bull on hand she was up lurking about very early this morning

Jerry, How much has she paid you? She'll be too busy looking at Tight Ends and hoping for a maul in that ruck...

Simon. You'll have to get a Rugby player on these Emotions.

[Trinity]

Hands up, I admit that a little cider is being drunk!

The English trounced the Italians, now Scotland vs Wales. Don't care who wins this one as long as it's a good game!

Everything will still be one piece when Simon returns!

[Scribbler]

Trinity, on 12 February 2011 - 04:59 PM, said:

Hands up, I admit that a little cider is being drunk!

The English trounced the Italians, now Scotland vs Wales. Don't care who wins this one as long as it's a good game!

Everything will still be one piece when Simon returns!
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You are so bossy Matron....