102 replies to this topic

[ClaraTaylor]

Suppliers who ask if I'm married to the other Taylor in this company... Taylor is not than an uncommon surname!! Would I still mind if he were attractive? Had any sense of humour? Taste?

Yes.

They suggested I use my mother's maiden name but it is no longer suitable for todays society.

Also... suppliers who call me sir! Really??

[RSUK]

British Gas!!!!
Every week they phone me about whether i would like a new boiler. i stop them half way through their sentence and inform them i dont own the property, i only rent, so NO i dont and please remove me from their database.
Then the following week they call again!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Edinburgh Colin]

A 1.5 x 1.0 cm patch of my ass!
It's very little but it's annoying me a lot!

[StillFingers]

nose and ear hair

[Edinburgh Colin]

StillFingers, on 26 January 2012 - 07:51 PM, said:

nose and ear hair

Cool (particularly nose hair when viewing the world from our position, well generally not you and me right now Jerry!)

Edited by Edinburgh Colin, 26 January 2012 - 08:46 PM.

[airart1]

hahahha, never thought of that one, the view would give it away..........then in yalls position the view might be right good if the right person was leaning down!!!!

[CyborgCentaur]

Edited by CyborgCentaur, 30 January 2012 - 06:16 PM.

[Bethann]

vacuuming the floor. The darn cord get's tangled up around my wheels and whatever it can get a hold of on my wheelchair. (my horn's pop out when I vacuum.......lol)

[Trinity]

Bethann, on 30 January 2012 - 06:46 PM, said:

vacuuming the floor. The darn cord get's tangled up around my wheels and whatever it can get a hold of on my wheelchair. (my horn's pop out when I vacuum.......lol)

you need one of these Bethann!

http://www.irobot.com/uk/roomba/

[Victoria]

Footsteps

CyborgCentaur, on 30 January 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

Hilariously true
Nice one!

[brockit79]

Victoria, on 30 January 2012 - 07:28 PM, said:

Footsteps

CyborgCentaur, on 30 January 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

Hilariously true
Nice one!

ace, how did u find this victo? oops ive only just realised its not your find. still made me smile. ignorant bloody people eh

Edited by brockit79, 30 January 2012 - 10:03 PM.

[ClaraTaylor]

Trinity, on 30 January 2012 - 06:57 PM, said:

Bethann, on 30 January 2012 - 06:46 PM, said:

vacuuming the floor. The darn cord get's tangled up around my wheels and whatever it can get a hold of on my wheelchair. (my horn's pop out when I vacuum.......lol)

you need one of these Bethann!

http://www.irobot.com/uk/roomba/

I have one! It's noisy but is fantastic for day to day vacuum sessions (cat hates it) meaning I only have to drag the cleaner around once a week.

I really want two - and get them to battle!

[Terrible Texan]

CyborgCentaur, on 30 January 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

I hear ya brother

[Tetracyclone]

So easy to spill. Coffee this time. 30 minutes to clean up and change clothing. Big red area on leg- I will know later if it bubbles, but I think not. Left leg is the one with no temperature sensation- today that is good.

[Mrs Wisteria]

Tetracyclone, on 31 January 2012 - 04:56 PM, said:

So easy to spill. Coffee this time. 30 minutes to clean up and change clothing. Big red area on leg- I will know later if it bubbles, but I think not. Left leg is the one with no temperature sensation- today that is good.

Aw hunni - that is awful. These blimmin things we have to get used to - but spillage is a daily occurrence and i still apologise profusely every time - how about you???
hugs
xxxx

[Tetracyclone]

Mrs Wisteria, on 31 January 2012 - 10:59 PM, said:

Tetracyclone, on 31 January 2012 - 04:56 PM, said:

So easy to spill. Coffee this time. 30 minutes to clean up and change clothing. Big red area on leg- I will know later if it bubbles, but I think not. Left leg is the one with no temperature sensation- today that is good.

Aw hunni - that is awful. These blimmin things we have to get used to - but spillage is a daily occurrence and i still apologise profusely every time - how about you???
hugs
xxxx

No, now when I drop something I say, "That's my job. It is what i do best."

[Dutch30]

Waking up and noticing I ran out of coffee. I love coffee in the morning

[Soryfam]

Having wobbly legs that trip over everything. I feel like I'm constantly trying to break a fall.

Sandy

[Tetracyclone]

I don't have any little things that annoy me. Everything that annoys me is huge. For example, i can no longer straighten my index finger fully for a proper job of picking boogers out of my nose. That is huge.

[McTavish]

Constantly having to lean out of my chair to pick things off the floor which I have dropped.

[Mrs Wisteria]

breaking the last egg... it was the end of the world - that was when I realised how much 'control' i had lost
when the med secs refuse your prescription yet again, and you have to wait while it has to be reviewed AGAIN, and finally its signed off and then the next time, it gets refused again, and you.......

[McTavish]

When people feel they have to smile at you just because you are in a chair

[greybeard]

When people feel they have to smile at you just because you are wearing lycra.

Edited by greybeard, 21 February 2012 - 05:00 PM.

[Apparelyzed]

Saying "yes, I'll do that", then realising you haven't got a clue what you're doing!

[sherbs]

CyborgCentaur, on 30 January 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

Hilarious, just about had all of those quotes said to me once or twice, made me chorkle

[Dovely]

When people say i Just gotta try hard enough.
My shirt riding up inthe back

[McTavish]

When people move out of the way or go to the next aisle to avoid you when shopping.

[knoestie]

commercials during the oscars!

[plank]

the oscars!

[McTavish]

Having to get someone,s attention at the garage to put petrol in for me.