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#1 User is offline   enigma 

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Post icon  Posted 21 August 2006 - 07:07 PM

Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men says the
following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives........."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who'za talkin' about a sex

I'm justa tellin' my a friend here how to spella 'Mississippi


see i knew you would read it again
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#2 User is offline   juls 

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Posted 22 August 2006 - 06:10 AM

:mfromg: yes i had to read it again! Had a good laugh!
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 08:04 PM

Me too! :) That is funny!!
Paraplegic with Spina Bifida. Sensory and function level is T8. T11-L5 fusion 1993. Laminectomy and decompression T10 2006. Spinal fusion T8-T12 with instrumentation Feb 2007. Moderate kyphoscoliosis. Taking 75mg Lyrica 3xday for neuropathic pain.
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Posted 23 August 2006 - 03:45 PM

:cheers:
Can a person really die of boredom? Cause I think I'm about too
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#5 User is offline   crash 

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Posted 23 August 2006 - 05:28 PM

:cheers:
"I get flustered when the carpet's dirty"
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 03:44 PM

You need to be on that show The last comic standing. or should I say sitting hahahahaha
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 01:38 PM

:yikes: Excellent!!
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Posted 25 September 2006 - 11:03 PM

:toast:
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