Help
I was doing my Nurse training and one of the Staff Nurses came in one day and related what had happened the day before.
She had taken her young son to buy some waterproof boots. A pair a bright yellow boots were found and the young child asked if he may be allowed to wear them home. His mother agreed. They got into the shops lift (elevator) which was full and went down to the ground floor. As they got out a young woman slapped a mans face and started yelling, " how dare you pinch my bum!".
Hurriedly the mother pulled her child away from the scene and continued shopping. When they left the shop the man accused of pinching the womans butt, was being taken away by the police, protesting his innocence.
When mother and child arrived home they were greeted by the childs dad. The mother then said to her son, " Tell daddy what happened in Eden lilleys today...."
Small child then said, " The lady stood on my new boots,
so I bit her bottom!!!!" 
