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Ok I can't use them anymore but here are a few:
1. If you're tired of walking you can ride me to where you're going.
2. Are you curious or adventurous?
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Funny Disabled Pickup Lines?
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 01:36 AM
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 06:55 AM
"Superman can't come this evening, because I'm your crip tonight" !
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 02:32 PM
Wanna ride? I'll be the bottom! 
Life is one long insane trip. Some people just have better directions.
Keepin' it wheel
Keepin' it wheel
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 04:27 PM
The house might be on wheels but the chimney still works..
Wanna play who comes first?
I'll bet you a hundred bucks you'll come first.
Wanna play who comes first?
I'll bet you a hundred bucks you'll come first.
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 06:47 PM
Gustavo, you have one hell of a sense of humor...
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Posted 05 October 2006 - 01:48 AM
we are an emerging species that do not use your primative devices called legs
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Posted 05 October 2006 - 04:08 AM
Hop on girl, you won't forget it 
- 18 year old
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- T5 complete
- Everything else, ask.
Have you thank a veteran for your freedom?
- High School SENIOR!!!
- T5 complete
- Everything else, ask.
Have you thank a veteran for your freedom?
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Posted 12 October 2006 - 06:59 PM
i got front row parking at the mall
i had one woman tell me she was handicap accesable
i had one woman tell me she was handicap accesable
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Posted 12 October 2006 - 07:19 PM
don't worry take a seat and something might come up
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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:49 PM
yeah i have bling bling... tis the sound my powerchair makes every time i start it up!
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 07:37 AM
yeah heres one
o my goshh my ankles are so swollen i need
to lay down can we go to ur bed
just came to me
o my goshh my ankles are so swollen i need
to lay down can we go to ur bed
just came to me
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 02:32 PM
wanna go see my quad?
which quad. your quadriplegic girlfriend or the 4x4!
(if anyone find this offensive please PM me and i will delete it right a way)
which quad. your quadriplegic girlfriend or the 4x4!
(if anyone find this offensive please PM me and i will delete it right a way)
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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:04 PM
Alin Steglinski, on Jul 3 2007, 09:32 AM, said:
wanna go see my quad?
which quad. your quadriplegic girlfriend or the 4x4!
(if anyone find this offensive please PM me and i will delete it right a way)
which quad. your quadriplegic girlfriend or the 4x4!
(if anyone find this offensive please PM me and i will delete it right a way)
I don't get it
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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:07 PM
hockeydahc, on Jul 4 2007, 06:04 PM, said:
Alin Steglinski, on Jul 3 2007, 09:32 AM, said:
wanna go see my quad?
which quad. your quadriplegic girlfriend or the 4x4!
(if anyone find this offensive please PM me and i will delete it right a way)
which quad. your quadriplegic girlfriend or the 4x4!
(if anyone find this offensive please PM me and i will delete it right a way)
I don't get it
u know quads 4x4 ATV's...
i dont know i thought of it when i saw an ATV show on TV
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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:53 PM
Your face or mine
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