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#1 livewriter

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 01:36 AM

Ok I can't use them anymore but here are a few:

1. If you're tired of walking you can ride me to where you're going.

2. Are you curious or adventurous?
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#2 Apparelyzed

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 06:55 AM

"Superman can't come this evening, because I'm your crip tonight" !

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#3 cdngrl

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 02:32 PM

Wanna ride? I'll be the bottom! :)
Life is one long insane trip. Some people just have better directions.
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#4 livewriter

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 04:27 PM

The house might be on wheels but the chimney still works..

Wanna play who comes first?

I'll bet you a hundred bucks you'll come first.
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#5 cvelusc

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 06:47 PM

Gustavo, you have one hell of a sense of humor...

#6 Alin Steglinski

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 01:48 AM

we are an emerging species that do not use your primative devices called legs

#7 John Anderson

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 04:08 AM

Hop on girl, you won't forget it :yahoo:
- 18 year old
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- T5 complete
- Everything else, ask.

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#8 mike

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 06:59 PM

i got front row parking at the mall

i had one woman tell me she was handicap accesable

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 07:19 PM

don't worry take a seat and something might come up

#10 Alin Steglinski

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 06:49 PM

yeah i have bling bling... tis the sound my powerchair makes every time i start it up!

#11 daniel562

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 07:37 AM

yeah heres one
o my goshh my ankles are so swollen i need
to lay down can we go to ur bed


just came to me
:cheers:
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#12 Alin Steglinski

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 02:32 PM

wanna go see my quad?
which quad. your quadriplegic girlfriend or the 4x4!
:cheers:

(if anyone find this offensive please PM me and i will delete it right a way)

#13 hockeydahc

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:04 PM

View PostAlin Steglinski, on Jul 3 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

wanna go see my quad?
which quad. your quadriplegic girlfriend or the 4x4!
:hug:

(if anyone find this offensive please PM me and i will delete it right a way)


I don't get it

#14 Alin Steglinski

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:07 PM

View Posthockeydahc, on Jul 4 2007, 06:04 PM, said:

View PostAlin Steglinski, on Jul 3 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

wanna go see my quad?
which quad. your quadriplegic girlfriend or the 4x4!
:hug:

(if anyone find this offensive please PM me and i will delete it right a way)


I don't get it
u know quads 4x4 ATV's...

i dont know i thought of it when i saw an ATV show on TV

#15 llumpyy49

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:53 PM

Your face or mine

Edited by llumpyy49, 04 July 2007 - 11:55 PM.





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