Funny sayings
#1
Posted 09 October 2006 - 10:04 PM
#2
Posted 10 October 2006 - 02:47 AM
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#7
Posted 10 October 2006 - 01:04 PM
BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING----WOW----WHAT A RIDE!!!
Regards
Marty
#9 *LoraB*
Posted 10 October 2006 - 02:19 PM
Most of my mums sayings seem to revolve around eating..
never swallow chewing gum cos it will wind round your ribs and kill you..
never swallow apple pips or any fruit pips cos they ill start to grow inside you and kill you..
never drink milk fast cos it will curdle and ..guess what...KILL YOU!!!!!
#10
Posted 10 October 2006 - 02:20 PM
What about .... if you don't eat up your crusts then you wont have curly hair and if you dont wash behind your ears then potatoes will grow out of them :
#11
Posted 10 October 2006 - 02:59 PM
BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING----WOW----WHAT A RIDE!!!
Regards
Marty
#13
Posted 10 October 2006 - 06:39 PM
Grandma always used to respond to the question, "what for?" (or if you're country it's 'fer'), "Cat fur fer kitten britches."........
Female. Incomplete para following a cord stroke in '03. Spina-bifida, severe scoliosis. 18 surgeries total...five spine-related: Three fusions w/hardware, two tethered cord releases.
#14
Posted 11 October 2006 - 06:54 AM
"Everything have a meaning, John...and the meaning of life is what you define of it."
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#16
Posted 11 October 2006 - 10:23 AM
John Anderson, on Oct 11 2006, 07:54 AM, said:
"Everything have a meaning, John...and the meaning of life is what you define of it."
#18
Posted 11 October 2006 - 06:58 PM
Thank god we only have one girl. She is now sixteen, and of course the boys are starting to sniff around, and I know what those boys are thinking. When I mention to my daughter what there are thinking she just thinks I;m crazy and that boys don't think that way. She will learn soon enough. Sorry I went off topic a little here.
BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING----WOW----WHAT A RIDE!!!
Regards
Marty
#19
Posted 11 October 2006 - 07:18 PM
Chilepepper, on Oct 11 2006, 07:58 PM, said:
Thank god we only have one girl. She is now sixteen, and of course the boys are starting to sniff around, and I know what those boys are thinking. When I mention to my daughter what there are thinking she just thinks I;m crazy and that boys don't think that way. She will learn soon enough. Sorry I went off topic a little here.
#20
Posted 11 October 2006 - 10:56 PM
"Honey, you know John can do it, he can probably do it ten times better then you can. Just let him do it"
Man, I love Mom...
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- T5 complete
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#21
Posted 11 October 2006 - 11:58 PM
My mom say behind every cloud's a silver lining, Wise but I say behind that is a thief.
My mom now says: Get off the phone with me, leave the computer, and go make me a mochalatte baby. Now that's a wise mommy cause confucious say:
Smart man give woman Grand Piano
Wise man give her upright Organ.
#22
Posted 12 October 2006 - 12:02 AM
Female. Incomplete para following a cord stroke in '03. Spina-bifida, severe scoliosis. 18 surgeries total...five spine-related: Three fusions w/hardware, two tethered cord releases.
#23
Posted 12 October 2006 - 06:11 AM
livewriter, on Oct 12 2006, 12:58 AM, said:
My mom say behind every cloud's a silver lining, Wise but I say behind that is a thief.
My mom now says: Get off the phone with me, leave the computer, and go make me a mochalatte baby. Now that's a wise mommy cause confucious say:
Smart man give woman Grand Piano
Wise man give her upright Organ.
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