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#1 User is offline   PsychoSimon 

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 05:04 PM

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Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Burtie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:06 PM

Ooookaay....? :helpme:
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Posted 19 April 2007 - 02:09 AM

(cough)
Where there's a hill there's a way!!

Hey! Bring back my cape, I'm not done being invincible!!
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Posted 19 April 2007 - 03:09 AM

okkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy..
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Posted 19 April 2007 - 10:03 AM

:helpme: that made me chuckle
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Posted 19 April 2007 - 10:23 AM

Ooo-Er Missus....noooooo.......!!!

Very clever, but you need to be in the UK to understand this as every name is the name of a chocolate bar!

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Keep Buggering On!!! The Blog of my life.... How mad is that? Go on take a look, you know you want to!
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Posted 19 April 2007 - 01:24 PM

:ph34r: Funny
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Posted 19 April 2007 - 03:32 PM

Yes I got the whole candy reference. I just found this an odd thing in general. :ph34r:
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Posted 19 April 2007 - 04:10 PM

I knew about the candy bar thing too but still..... :ph34r:
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Posted 19 April 2007 - 05:11 PM

Strange Lad,eh???!!!
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Posted 20 April 2007 - 12:27 AM

Why do they call you PsychoSimon?! lol :)
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Posted 20 April 2007 - 12:31 PM

Haha. I am a bit strange hence the name but I saw it on a car forum I'm on and thought i'd put it up here. Guess i didn't think about the fact that a lot of people are from different countries on here.
Oh well, it made me chuckle anyway!
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Posted 21 April 2007 - 08:58 AM

well it made me chuckle :)
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Posted 21 April 2007 - 10:10 AM

This is the kind of thing that we in the Midlands (uk) laugh at, maybe we’re strange…..come on guys …you remember jokes!. .I’m sending a few off to friends.
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Posted 21 April 2007 - 11:57 AM

i notice you're from the west midlans bigsmiles? Where abouts? I'm in telford
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Posted 21 April 2007 - 03:54 PM

View PostPsychoSimon, on Apr 21 2007, 11:57 AM, said:

i notice you're from the west midlans bigsmiles? Where abouts? I'm in telford



I’m from Coventry, well on the edge close to a place called Kenilworth which is nice…so we’re not too far away I think ….Telford that’s near Birmingham right? :) me thinks.
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Posted 22 April 2007 - 12:59 AM

yeah I'm just the other side of birmingham fromy you. you didnr go to oswestry did you? thats where I was
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Posted 22 April 2007 - 01:48 PM

View PostPsychoSimon, on Apr 22 2007, 12:59 AM, said:

yeah I'm just the other side of birmingham fromy you. you didnr go to oswestry did you? thats where I was



No its my friend that has the injury not me, but he was in Oswestry 2002 :)
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Posted 24 September 2007 - 02:22 PM

I like it ! :cheers:
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