The Queer Wizard of Oz
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 05:07 AM
The Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 05:10 AM
The Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 05:14 AM
The Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 05:20 AM
The Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 04:35 PM
The Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 04:52 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police.
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police.
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 06:53 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 07:17 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 07:25 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 07:44 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg
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Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg
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Edited by Illinois Boy, 30 November 2007 - 07:48 PM.
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 10:35 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop,
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop,
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 10:40 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 11:00 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait.
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait.
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 11:15 PM
[quote name='nomis' date='Nov 15 2007, 04:35 PM' post='45607']
A boy in a wheelchair peed on a walmart employee for talking to him like he was a baby. He ran over the employees foot and.gif)
[quote name='nomis' date='Nov 15 2007, 04:35 PM' post='45607']
A boy in a wheelchair peed on a walmart employee for talking to him like he was a baby. He ran over the employees foot and
A boy in a wheelchair peed on a walmart employee for talking to him like he was a baby. He ran over the employees foot and
[quote name='nomis' date='Nov 15 2007, 04:35 PM' post='45607']
A boy in a wheelchair peed on a walmart employee for talking to him like he was a baby. He ran over the employees foot and
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Posted 01 December 2007 - 12:40 AM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet
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Posted 01 December 2007 - 09:35 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair
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Posted 02 December 2007 - 12:33 AM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicket Witch of
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicket Witch of
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Posted 02 December 2007 - 01:36 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask.....
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask.....
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Posted 02 December 2007 - 07:22 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask..... scared the used car salesman
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask..... scared the used car salesman
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 02:23 AM
[quote name='Illinois Boy' date='Dec 2 2007, 02:22 PM' post='46862']
[size=3]Queer Wizard of Oz![/size]
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask..... scared the used car salesman
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask..... scared the used car salesman...[b]into not out of closet
[size=3]Queer Wizard of Oz![/size]
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask..... scared the used car salesman
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask..... scared the used car salesman...[b]into not out of closet
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"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 02:41 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 02:49 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 05:21 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 06:33 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 08:24 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying "
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying "
Edited by Deej, 03 December 2007 - 08:25 PM.
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 09:08 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " wait till I get finished.
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " wait till I get finished.
Edited by Illinois Boy, 03 December 2007 - 09:10 PM.
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 03:08 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 05:41 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer.
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer.
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 01:50 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left."
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left."
Edited by dave420atya, 06 December 2007 - 01:50 PM.
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