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#181 Illinois Boy

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Posted 06 December 2007 - 07:37 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if

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Posted 08 December 2007 - 11:45 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough.
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Posted 09 December 2007 - 02:29 AM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with


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Posted 09 December 2007 - 02:37 AM

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Posted 09 December 2007 - 02:52 AM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey


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Posted 09 December 2007 - 07:51 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey [b]to get the video camera
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#187 Illinois Boy

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Posted 09 December 2007 - 08:55 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the

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#188 dave420atya

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Posted 09 December 2007 - 09:33 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube.
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 03:16 AM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to

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Posted 10 December 2007 - 05:09 AM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because he

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Posted 10 December 2007 - 06:18 AM

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View PostIllinois Boy, on Dec 10 2007, 12:09 AM, said:

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because he



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Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because [/b]his hands were busy stroking
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 05:09 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 07:00 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's

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Posted 11 December 2007 - 05:44 AM

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Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed

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Posted 11 December 2007 - 08:59 AM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed At Dorothy's exposed crotch and said
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 06:22 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed At Dorothy's exposed crotch and said that's the scariest thing I


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Posted 11 December 2007 - 07:16 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed At Dorothy's exposed crotch and said that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 09:38 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed At Dorothy's exposed crotch and said that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's

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Posted 11 December 2007 - 10:14 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks". Eventually
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 03:11 AM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks". Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell



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Posted 14 December 2007 - 07:15 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 09:33 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels

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Posted 15 December 2007 - 10:31 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes!





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Posted 16 December 2007 - 01:46 AM

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Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got


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Posted 16 December 2007 - 10:34 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer....
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Posted 16 December 2007 - 10:49 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman

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Edited by Illinois Boy, 16 December 2007 - 10:50 PM.

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Posted 17 December 2007 - 12:58 AM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change
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Posted 17 December 2007 - 02:42 AM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a big


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Posted 17 December 2007 - 04:15 AM

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View PostIllinois Boy, on Dec 16 2007, 09:42 PM, said:

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now
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Posted 17 December 2007 - 07:27 PM

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch

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