Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if





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