[Deej]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels

[dave420atya]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes!





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[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got

[Deej]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer....

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman

This post has been edited by Illinois Boy: 16 December 2007 - 10:50 PM

[dave420atya]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a big

[Motor]

Illinois Boy, on Dec 16 2007, 09:42 PM, said:

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch

[Deej]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison.

[nomis]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up

[nomis]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it

[Deej]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried

[nomis]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed

[dave420atya]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color

[dave420atya]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown.

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what

[Deej]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what she'd like for Christmas

[Illinois Boy]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what she'd like for Christmas, she wanted to return to

[Deej]

Queer Wizard of Oz!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.

They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.

When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".

Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what she'd like for Christmas, she wanted to return to her home alone.

The End

Lets try another one.


Santa and his Elves

'Twas Christmas Eve and all

[Illinois Boy]

Santa and his Elves

'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on

[nomis]

Santa and his Elves

'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's

This post has been edited by nomis: 23 December 2007 - 11:36 PM

[woodman]

'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge.

This post has been edited by woodman: 24 December 2007 - 12:55 AM

[dave420atya]

'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded and

This post has been edited by dave420atya: 24 December 2007 - 01:01 AM