Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a
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Posted 17 December 2007 - 11:31 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison.
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison.
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Posted 17 December 2007 - 11:39 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed
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Posted 17 December 2007 - 11:51 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 08:26 AM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:01 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:17 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried
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Posted 19 December 2007 - 12:43 AM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen
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Posted 19 December 2007 - 12:53 AM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed
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Posted 19 December 2007 - 12:59 AM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of
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Posted 19 December 2007 - 02:33 AM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color
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Posted 21 December 2007 - 03:34 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown.
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown.
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Posted 21 December 2007 - 05:44 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what
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Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what she'd like for Christmas
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what she'd like for Christmas
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Posted 21 December 2007 - 08:28 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what she'd like for Christmas, she wanted to return to
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what she'd like for Christmas, she wanted to return to
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Posted 23 December 2007 - 04:44 PM
Queer Wizard of Oz!
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what she'd like for Christmas, she wanted to return to her home alone.
The End
Lets try another one.
Santa and his Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all
Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto. The gay dog could lick his own balls while scratching an smoking a cigarette. They met the Smunchkins, who showed them the way to lick, scratch, smoke and cook on The Yellow Dick Road seeing as its a local shortcut to the emerald castle. So , they headed out together when the wicked witch of my pants showed up. She pulled her broomstick out so everyone pulled thiers out' and shoved them up the flying monkey's butts. after realizing that was the only one without a dildo , so the monkeys flew away.
They followed the Yellow Dick Road altheway to the Emerald Shity ,where they finally met The Wizard, a transvestite who likes to act gay, always hiding behind a curtain. Then the wizard asked Dorothy if she had A foot fetish and the ruby red slippers were rubbing his crotch. This arroused Dorthy so she shoved the witches broomstick up and got a splinter in her kitty. Froto got Jealous so he shoved a big bag of crack in the throne and called the police. The male dancer asked the tarot cards how long till he got his leg Back from the pawn shop, the car salesman wanted a way to go strait. The one in the closet was having a secret affair with the Wicked Witch of Homo-eroticism, but his gimp mask scared the used car salesman into not out of closet.
When the police eventually arrived the Wizard was humping Dorothy , and the whole gang watched as he thrust his mighty wand at the Chief Inspector, saying " Wait till I get finished here and then we can both do the male dancer if some lube is left." The Wizard asked Closetman if he liked it rough. He replied Hit me with that smunchkin laying on top, and tell the flying monkey to get the video camera so we can upload the whole thing to you-tube. The flying monkey refused to record the Orgy because his hands were busy stroking Froto. Suddenly a flash of lightning came out the witch's index finger, as she pointed at Dorothy's exposed crotch and said "that's the scariest thing I've ever seen , and that smell would knock fleas off Froto's big gay bollocks".
Eventually the Ruby Red slippers fell on Dorothys head and she tried to click her heels and everyone got their wishes! The Used Car Salesman got a blow job; the dancer.... another right leg, the closetman got a sex change, and Dorothy got a bigbelly, pregnant 2 months now. The Wizard killed the witch by shooting her with a Magic Dildo filled with poison. He then removed it, and shoved it up the chimney where the flying monkeys grabbed it, sang 'Good Vibrations' and tried riding it like a surfboard ,but fell off and landed in a big pile of Horse of a Different Color shit. It was brown. The Wizard asked Dorothy what she'd like for Christmas, she wanted to return to her home alone.
The End
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Santa and his Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all
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Posted 23 December 2007 - 11:36 PM
Santa and his Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's
Edited by nomis, 23 December 2007 - 11:36 PM.
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 12:54 AM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge.
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 12:58 AM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded and
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 01:03 AM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge.
[I was here first, Dave. If I can help it, I'll have these little bastards molesting Santa's reindeer before the story is over.]
[I was here first, Dave. If I can help it, I'll have these little bastards molesting Santa's reindeer before the story is over.]
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 01:09 AM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced.
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 01:27 AM
Santa and his Elves!
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 01:56 AM
Santa and his Elves!
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 02:52 PM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores.
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 06:26 PM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun
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Posted 25 December 2007 - 01:59 AM
Santa And His Elves!
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa
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Posted 25 December 2007 - 03:37 AM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing.
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Posted 25 December 2007 - 04:14 AM
Santa And His Elves!
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole
For Those About To Rock, I Salute To You......
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