'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed.
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Posted 25 December 2007 - 05:19 AM
Santa And His Elves!
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow
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Posted 25 December 2007 - 08:50 PM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year.
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 01:57 PM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 08:45 PM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuhI mean, the "naughty" list.
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 10:58 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 04:04 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers.
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers.
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 06:13 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 10:21 AM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 01:47 PM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves.
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 02:08 PM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 02:14 PM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard.
Each little elf ploughed hard.
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 06:54 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 09:14 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf.....
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf.....
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 10:56 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf..... could suck on it while
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf..... could suck on it while
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 10:56 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help
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Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved.....
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved.....
Deej
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 10:36 PM
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Deej, on Jan 2 2008, 04:12 PM, said:
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved.....[b]the syrupy sticky juices running.....
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved.....[b]the syrupy sticky juices running.....
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 10:53 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her
Edited by Illinois Boy, 02 January 2008 - 10:56 PM.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 11:27 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when
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Posted 03 January 2008 - 12:05 AM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 08:33 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it Santa got a huge erection
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it Santa got a huge erection
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 08:49 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 10:59 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 11:05 PM
Illinois Boy, on Jan 11 2008, 05:59 PM, said:
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the SHINNY RED NOSE OF RUDOLF
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:02 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the SHINY RED NOSE OF RUDOLF and rode the hell away.
THE END
Time for a new one - Christmas is over! Anyone care to begin?
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the SHINY RED NOSE OF RUDOLF and rode the hell away.
THE END
Time for a new one - Christmas is over! Anyone care to begin?
Deej
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"non legitimus carborundum"
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 11:37 PM
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to
I thought Red Riding Hood was a girl.....
P.S. Dave, did you show her the Big Bad Wolf?
I thought Red Riding Hood was a girl.....
P.S. Dave, did you show her the Big Bad Wolf?
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