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'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 02:08 PM
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 02:14 PM
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard.
Each little elf ploughed hard.
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 06:54 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 09:14 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf.....
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf.....
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 10:56 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf..... could suck on it while
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf..... could suck on it while
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 10:56 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 09:12 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved.....
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved.....
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Deej, on Jan 2 2008, 04:12 PM, said:
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved.....[b]the syrupy sticky juices running.....
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved.....[b]the syrupy sticky juices running.....
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 10:53 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 11:27 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when
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Posted 03 January 2008 - 12:05 AM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 08:33 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it Santa got a huge erection
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved..... the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it Santa got a huge erection
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 08:49 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 10:59 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 11:05 PM
Illinois Boy, on Jan 11 2008, 05:59 PM, said:
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the SHINNY RED NOSE OF RUDOLF
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:02 PM
Santa And His Elves
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the SHINY RED NOSE OF RUDOLF and rode the hell away.
THE END
Time for a new one - Christmas is over! Anyone care to begin?
'Twas Christmas Eve and all the elves were drunk on the excitement of tonight's pre-christmas, open-bar, all-you-can-drink, alcoholic-elf binge. Santa had everything loaded, half the elves already shit-faced. He fired up a joint bank account with the elves before, to cover for Pimp-Elf's party-whores. Everyone was having fun screwing the Reindeer, when Santa and Mrs. Clause began disrobing. Santa gave his huge pole a hefty tug, and sighed, that was the best blow job I've had all year. your on the good list, ...uuh I mean, the "naughty" list. When the elves sobbered up they all had hangovers. Mrs. Claus wanted more sex but settled for a nice long train pulling 25,000 elves in 100 luxury modified passenger cars .
Each little elf ploughed hard. They each took candy canes so the 'incomplete' para elf had a cane to help butt-beat Mrs Clause. She loved the syrupy sticky juices running down the crack of her cup into her mouth when she drank from it. Santa got a huge erection that lasted 'til New Year....
The elves stopped humping the SHINY RED NOSE OF RUDOLF and rode the hell away.
THE END
Time for a new one - Christmas is over! Anyone care to begin?
Deej
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:14 PM
Little horny Red Riding Hood
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Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday!
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 10:16 PM
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his
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Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 01:32 AM
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 02:13 AM
longhaul, on Jan 16 2008, 08:32 PM, said:
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance[b]IT SLITHERED INTO A HOLE
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 05:53 PM
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt
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which turned to dust revealing
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Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned to dust revealing peep show for the woodsman
This post has been edited by Illinois Boy: 17 January 2008 - 09:41 PM
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Illinois Boy, on Jan 17 2008, 04:40 PM, said:
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman[b]He opened his zipper,feeling
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"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
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the fangs of the snake
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 10:39 PM
longhaul, on Jan 17 2008, 05:29 PM, said:
the fangs of the snake
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsmanHe opened his zipper,feeling the fangs of the snake. [b]It was an exciting pain!
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Richie aka MOTOR :-)
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:35 PM
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsmanHe opened his zipper,feeling the fangs of the snake. [b]It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot.
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Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went
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