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#271 longhaul

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 01:32 AM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 02:13 AM

View Postlonghaul, on Jan 16 2008, 08:32 PM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance[b]IT SLITHERED INTO A HOLE
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 05:53 PM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 09:25 PM

which turned to dust revealing

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 09:40 PM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned to dust revealing peep show for the woodsman

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Edited by Illinois Boy, 17 January 2008 - 09:41 PM.

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 09:42 PM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Jan 17 2008, 04:40 PM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman

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Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman[b]He opened his zipper,feeling

Edited by Motor, 17 January 2008 - 09:43 PM.

"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 10:29 PM

the fangs of the snake

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 10:39 PM

View Postlonghaul, on Jan 17 2008, 05:29 PM, said:

the fangs of the snake
Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsmanHe opened his zipper,feeling the fangs of the snake. [b]It was an exciting pain!
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:35 PM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsmanHe opened his zipper,feeling the fangs of the snake. [b]It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 01:05 AM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 05:59 AM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Jan 17 2008, 08:05 PM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went

:cheers:
little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. [b]Bumping into little Missmuppet eating

Edited by Motor, 18 January 2008 - 06:00 AM.

"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 05:10 AM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 07:25 AM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Mar 3 2008, 12:10 AM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came

:hug:
SPIDER WHO WENT INSIDE HER!
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 08:20 PM

View PostMotor, on Mar 3 2008, 07:25 AM, said:

View PostIllinois Boy, on Mar 3 2008, 12:10 AM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came

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SPIDER WHO WENT INSIDE HER!
and came out running away!

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 11:49 PM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 02:12 AM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Mar 3 2008, 06:49 PM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's

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she was doing the mailman
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 05:31 AM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf
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Posted 04 March 2008 - 05:33 AM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Mar 4 2008, 12:31 AM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf


Took video of it all
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 05:41 AM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube...
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Posted 04 March 2008 - 05:43 AM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Mar 4 2008, 12:41 AM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube...


Where millions had sex watching
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 05:50 AM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up
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Posted 04 March 2008 - 06:06 AM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Mar 4 2008, 12:50 AM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up


and no one had teeth!
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 06:26 PM

View PostMotor, on Mar 4 2008, 06:06 AM, said:

View PostIllinois Boy, on Mar 4 2008, 12:50 AM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up


and no one had teeth!

they all lived in trailers

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 09:01 PM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up and no one had teeth! they all lived in trailers with their inbreed families and

Will you guys learn how to copy and paste, so I don't have to straighten this crap out......

Hold the left mouse button down while moving over the text..... it will highlight it....... Hold the Ctrl key down and tap C........ That will copy it into the computers buffer...... Open a new post and hold the Ctrl key down and tap V........ That will paste the text.........

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 11:02 PM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up and no one had teeth! they all lived in trailers with their inbreed families and [/b]gave birth to retarted children.


there you go, but after you highlight the text you right click, choose copy, open new post, right click, choose paste, and there you have it. but thanks for the lesson. i guess you think i owe you another beer. lol

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 12:56 AM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up and no one had teeth! they all lived in trailers with their inbreed families and gave birth to retarted children. One child, George Bush grew

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Yes, brooksbdb you owe me a case for the computer lesson..... No need to right click...

Ctrl + C = Copy ...... Ctrl + V = Paste.......

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 03:52 AM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Mar 4 2008, 07:56 PM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up and no one had teeth! they all lived in trailers with their inbreed families and gave birth to retarted children. One child, George Bush grew

:D
Yes, brooksbdb you owe me a case for the computer lesson..... No need to right click...

Ctrl + C = Copy ...... Ctrl + V = Paste.......

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horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up and no one had teeth! they all lived in trailers with their inbreed families and gave birth to retarted children. One child, George Bush grew and SCREWED UP A NATION!
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 06:43 AM

View PostMotor, on Mar 4 2008, 10:52 PM, said:

View PostIllinois Boy, on Mar 4 2008, 07:56 PM, said:

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up and no one had teeth! they all lived in trailers with their inbreed families and gave birth to retarted children. One child, George Bush grew

:D
Yes, brooksbdb you owe me a case for the computer lesson..... No need to right click...

Ctrl + C = Copy ...... Ctrl + V = Paste.......

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horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up and no one had teeth! they all lived in trailers with their inbreed families and gave birth to retarted children. One child, George Bush grew and SCREWED UP A NATION!


His friend Osama was wealthy
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 05:59 PM

horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up and no one had teeth! they all lived in trailers with their inbreed families and gave birth to retarted children. One child, George Bush grew and SCREWED UP A NATION!His friend Osama was wealthy, FROM SELLING RECYCLED CAMEL SHIT!!

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 08:11 PM

Little horny Red Riding Hood came at my house yesterday he was talking to his big snake that liked to play the sax and dance it slithered into a hole in Red Riding Hoods skirt which turned into a dust revealing peep show for the woodsman. He opened his zipper, feeling the fangs of the snake. It was an exciting pain! He liked it a lot. Off to grandma's house went. Bumping into little Missmuppet eating cocks and wey, along came a spider who went inside her, and came out running away!
When she got to grandma's, she was doing the mailman while the big bad wolf Took video of it all and uploaded it to YouTube... Where millions had sex watching it and Jerry Springer showed up and no one had teeth! they all lived in trailers with their inbreed families and gave birth to retarted children. One child, George Bush grew and SCREWED UP A NATION! His friend Osama was wealthy, FROM SELLING RECYCLED CAMEL SHIT!! We looked and looked for
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