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#331 Motor

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 05:18 AM

View PostMotor, on Mar 18 2008, 09:55 PM, said:

View Postbrooksbdb, on Mar 18 2008, 06:23 PM, said:

A cop stopped the stripper, who showed cop her boobs and said I'll suck your wooden night stick all day, and then she bent over and he shoved his loaded revolver up her stinking ass while she gently stroked his ego with her dirty mind. He shot his wad on her nice silicone filled tits. It made a sticky mess! He then received a call from his fine hooker informant. Who was his neighbors wife, and also his sex slave. She wanted him to cuff her to the bed and ticlke her with feathers SHE GOT HOT AND AROUSED THEN HER HUSBAND SHOWED UP then they all got busy screwing one anoher until the
chief of police called and


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A cop stopped the stripper, who showed cop her boobs and said I'll suck your wooden night stick all day, and then she bent over and he shoved his loaded revolver up her stinking ass while she gently stroked his ego with her dirty mind. He shot his wad on her nice silicone filled tits. It made a sticky mess! He then received a call from his fine hooker informant. Who was his neighbors wife, and also his sex slave. She wanted him to cuff her to the bed and ticlke her with feathers SHE GOT HOT AND AROUSED THEN HER HUSBAND SHOWED UP then they all got busy screwing one anoher until the chief of police called and sent him for donuts
cop stopped the stripper, who showed cop her boobs and said I'll suck your wooden night stick all day, and then she bent over and he shoved his loaded revolver up her stinking ass while she gently stroked his ego with her dirty mind. He shot his wad on her nice silicone filled tits. It made a sticky mess! He then received a call from his fine hooker informant. Who was his neighbors wife, and also his sex slave. She wanted him to cuff her to the bed and ticlke her with feathers SHE GOT HOT AND AROUSED THEN HER HUSBAND SHOWED UP then they all got busy screwing one anoher until the chief of police called and sent him for donuts HE SQUEEZED THE JELLY ON
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

#332 Motor

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 03:43 AM

View PostMotor, on Mar 29 2008, 01:18 AM, said:

View PostMotor, on Mar 18 2008, 09:55 PM, said:

View Postbrooksbdb, on Mar 18 2008, 06:23 PM, said:

A cop stopped the stripper, who showed cop her boobs and said I'll suck your wooden night stick all day, and then she bent over and he shoved his loaded revolver up her stinking ass while she gently stroked his ego with her dirty mind. He shot his wad on her nice silicone filled tits. It made a sticky mess! He then received a call from his fine hooker informant. Who was his neighbors wife, and also his sex slave. She wanted him to cuff her to the bed and ticlke her with feathers SHE GOT HOT AND AROUSED THEN HER HUSBAND SHOWED UP then they all got busy screwing one anoher until the
chief of police called and


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A cop stopped the stripper, who showed cop her boobs and said I'll suck your wooden night stick all day, and then she bent over and he shoved his loaded revolver up her stinking ass while she gently stroked his ego with her dirty mind. He shot his wad on her nice silicone filled tits. It made a sticky mess! He then received a call from his fine hooker informant. Who was his neighbors wife, and also his sex slave. She wanted him to cuff her to the bed and ticlke her with feathers SHE GOT HOT AND AROUSED THEN HER HUSBAND SHOWED UP then they all got busy screwing one anoher until the chief of police called and sent him for donuts
cop stopped the stripper, who showed cop her boobs and said I'll suck your wooden night stick all day, and then she bent over and he shoved his loaded revolver up her stinking ass while she gently stroked his ego with her dirty mind. He shot his wad on her nice silicone filled tits. It made a sticky mess! He then received a call from his fine hooker informant. Who was his neighbors wife, and also his sex slave. She wanted him to cuff her to the bed and ticlke her with feathers SHE GOT HOT AND AROUSED THEN HER HUSBAND SHOWED UP then they all got busy screwing one anoher until the chief of police called and sent him for donuts HE SQUEEZED THE JELLY ON
Time for a new one.


I went to get massage
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 05:35 AM

Ya konow,
You guys, especially you there I.B. (you know who I'm talking about!) don't seem to be taking this topic very seriously.
Now let's knock off the horseplay
balls this n' woody that. My goodness! :)

Right.
Let's continue.

I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage,
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.

I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!

How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 08:06 PM

The rubbing I got, was

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 06:28 AM

View Postedlee, on Mar 30 2008, 04:06 PM, said:

The rubbing I got, was
I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage, the rubbing I got was rougher then it normally is
"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:20 PM

I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage, the rubbing I got was rougher then it normally is because she had motor oil

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:16 PM

I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage, the rubbing I got was rougher then it normally is because she had motor oil on her large man hands
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 11:32 PM

I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage, the rubbing I got was rougher then it normally is because she had motor oil on her large man hands. It was then I realized
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 10:32 PM

how much I liked it.

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 02:38 AM

The only thing that gorilla

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 02:52 AM

View Postlonghaul, on Apr 23 2008, 10:38 PM, said:

The only thing that gorilla
I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage, the rubbing I got was rougher then it normally is because she had motor oil on her large man hands. It was then I realized that i liked it. The only thing that gorilla, had was huge rough sexy

Edited by Motor, 25 April 2008 - 02:57 AM.

"CHEAP WOMAN AREN'T GOOD AND GOOD WOMAN AREN'T CHEAP"
"NEVER 4GET 9/11/01 THEY ARE GONE BUT NOT 4GOTTEN"
"I MUST CRAWL BEFORE I WALK (AGAIN)"
"LIVE EACH DAY LIKE ITS YOUR LAST"
"RIDE IT LIKE U STOLE IT"
Richie aka MOTOR :-)

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Posted 25 May 2008 - 05:20 PM

View PostMotor, on Apr 24 2008, 10:52 PM, said:

View Postlonghaul, on Apr 23 2008, 10:38 PM, said:

The only thing that gorilla
I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage, the rubbing I got was rougher then it normally is because she had motor oil on her large man hands. It was then I realized that i liked it. The only thing that gorilla had was huge, rough, sexy intentions. Thwarted in her efforts, she



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Posted 26 May 2008 - 10:19 PM

View Posthurbshankin, on May 25 2008, 01:20 PM, said:

View PostMotor, on Apr 24 2008, 10:52 PM, said:

View Postlonghaul, on Apr 23 2008, 10:38 PM, said:

The only thing that gorilla
I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage, the rubbing I got was rougher then it normally is because she had motor oil on her large man hands. It was then I realized that i liked it. The only thing that gorilla had was huge, rough, sexy intentions. Thwarted in her efforts, she


I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage, the rubbing I got was rougher then it normally is because she had motor oil on her large man hands. It was then I realized that i liked it. The only thing that gorilla had was huge, rough, sexy intentions. Thwarted in her efforts, she
[b]sulked in the corner. Meanwhile,[b]

Edited by hurbshankin, 26 May 2008 - 10:20 PM.



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Posted 21 June 2008 - 08:09 PM

I went to get a massage, in a great big o'l dirty garage, the rubbing I got was rougher then it normally is because she had motor oil on her large man hands. It was then I realized that i liked it. The only thing that gorilla had was huge, rough, sexy intentions. Thwarted in her efforts, she
sulked in the corner. Meanwhile, my mom was buying a
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 09:58 AM

new set of clothes for
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 05:00 AM

for my brand new daddy

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 05:33 AM

but they are not swanky
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Posted 22 July 2008 - 02:16 AM

they were so funky because

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he is too cranky for

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 10:44 AM

wearin' the girly-man clothes

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 06:19 PM

he buys from a hooker

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 11:45 AM

who is a notorious grifter
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 01:52 AM

who doesn't shower. So now

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 02:56 AM

she works as a plumber

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 11:38 PM

and chews her nails, which

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 01:31 AM

makes her teeth dull so
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:22 AM

............it's not a pretty sight!
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 06:29 AM

when she eats corn-on-the-cob

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Posted 03 August 2008 - 09:09 AM

because the butter drips from
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 11:35 PM

her pouting luscious red lips
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