[Deej]

A boy in a wheelchair peed on a walmart employee for talking to him like he was a baby. Then he rolled into sporting goods bumping into a friend from school and inadvertantly managing to both entertain and connect with the use of his prosthetic, beat the shit outta him. After the cops tazed him being fried, he defied, testified, I liked it, did you? And the jovial judge sentenced him to work at Walmart. So , that is why I shop at the Mall. "Don't taze me bro", was tatooed on his forehead.
When he got home his balls were so big that they almost looked like my big balls after a good kicking.

[Illinois Boy]

A boy in a wheelchair peed on a walmart employee for talking to him like he was a baby. Then he rolled into sporting goods bumping into a friend from school and inadvertantly managing to both entertain and connect with the use of his prosthetic, beat the shit outta him. After the cops tazed him being fried, he defied, testified, I liked it, did you? And the jovial judge sentenced him to work at Walmart. So , that is why I shop at the Mall. "Don't taze me bro", was tatooed on his forehead.
When he got home his balls were so big that they almost looked like my big balls after a good kicking. Now everytime I piss, I

This post has been edited by Illinois Boy: 18 November 2007 - 09:54 PM

[alyssa]

A boy in a wheelchair peed on a walmart employee for talking to him like he was a baby. Then he rolled into sporting goods bumping into a friend from school and inadvertantly managing to both entertain and connect with the use of his prosthetic, beat the shit outta him. After the cops tazed him being fried, he defied, testified, I liked it, did you? And the jovial judge sentenced him to work at Walmart. So , that is why I shop at the Mall. "Don't taze me bro", was tatooed on his forehead.
When he got home his balls were so big that they almost looked like my big balls after a good kicking. Now everytime I piss, I think of that day.

[Illinois Boy]

A boy in a wheelchair peed on a walmart employee for talking to him like he was a baby. Then he rolled into sporting goods bumping into a friend from school and inadvertantly managing to both entertain and connect with the use of his prosthetic, beat the shit outta him. After the cops tazed him being fried, he defied, testified, I liked it, did you? And the jovial judge sentenced him to work at Walmart. So , that is why I shop at the Mall. "Don't taze me bro", was tatooed on his forehead.
When he got home his balls were so big that they almost looked like my big balls after a good kicking. Now everytime I piss, I think of that day.

I'll never do that again

[rosebud]

time for a new one!

With the wind behind my

[Deej]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the

[kewlcatkez]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed

[edlee]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed

down the fairway, but hooking

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then

[alyssa]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time


on another note, why do someones balls always need to be mentioned?

[dave420atya]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood .

[nomis]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag

[dave420atya]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one.

[Deej]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze

[Deej]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed

[nomis]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on.

[dave420atya]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I

[rosebud]

Illinois Boy, on Nov 20 2007, 08:51 PM, said:

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I I celebrated my victory over adversity

[nomis]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter

[edlee]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar

[Deej]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with

[kewlcatkez]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly

[nomis]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around