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#61 Illinois Boy

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Posted 19 November 2007 - 07:55 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 02:34 AM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time


on another note, why do someones balls always need to be mentioned?

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 03:06 AM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood .
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 08:30 AM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 02:19 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one.
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 04:19 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 05:49 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 09:11 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 09:44 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 11:31 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on.


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Posted 21 November 2007 - 01:58 AM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood. :cheers:
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Posted 21 November 2007 - 02:51 AM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I

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Posted 21 November 2007 - 05:29 AM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Nov 20 2007, 08:51 PM, said:

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I I celebrated my victory over adversity

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Posted 21 November 2007 - 08:04 AM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen

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Posted 21 November 2007 - 03:55 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter

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Posted 21 November 2007 - 07:08 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar

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Posted 21 November 2007 - 07:38 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with
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Posted 21 November 2007 - 08:14 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which
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Posted 21 November 2007 - 11:39 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 11:16 AM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around
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Posted 22 November 2007 - 11:23 AM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most
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Posted 22 November 2007 - 12:05 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:29 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:32 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and
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Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:42 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad in

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:52 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was
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Posted 22 November 2007 - 07:36 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 10:27 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own.
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Posted 22 November 2007 - 11:21 PM

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go,


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Posted 22 November 2007 - 11:22 PM

with the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants

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