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[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and

[dave420atya]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out

[edlee]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest.

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent

[nomis]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from

[rosebud]

Illinois Boy, on Nov 23 2007, 06:48 PM, said:

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from [color=#000099]his chin, he apologized to

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from his chin, he apologized to the child he was abusing.

[nomis]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from his chin, he apologized to the child he was abusing.

"Sorry to swear

[Deej]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from his chin, he apologized to the child he was abusing.

"Sorry to swear an oath of allegiance to

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from his chin, he apologized to the child he was abusing.

"Sorry to swear an oath of allegiance to the KKK but I thought I

[nomis]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from his chin, he apologized to the child he was abusing.

"Sorry to swear an oath of allegiance to the KKK but I thought I was supporting fried chicken

[Izziwhizzi]

with the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants, licked his lips and

[Deej]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from his chin, he apologized to the child he was abusing.

"Sorry to swear an oath of allegiance to the KKK but I thought I was supporting fried chicken, 'cos it's finger-lickin' good".

[Illinois Boy]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from his chin, he apologized to the child he was abusing.

"Sorry to swear an oath of allegiance to the KKK but I thought I was supporting fried chicken, 'cos it's finger-lickin' good". I left the course and

[dave420atya]

With the wind behind my back and looking towards the west, I shouted at the sky in anger as my balls were being crushed down the fairway, but hooking to the right. I then decided that it was time to break out the big wood. I grabbed my bag and rolled a fat one. After several minutes with my woody dangling in the breeze, I realised I really needed a tee to to rest my balls on, so I could swing my wood.

After the 18th hole, I celebrated my victory over adversity in the 19th where I whipped out my putter, slammed it on the bar and began rubbing it with my lucky coin which made my putter flutter wildly while I got my lips around a pint of the most flaverful brew of hopps and Barley. I then deceided to play "The Devil's advocate" and kicked a young lad into touch. The youngster was sexually molesting a farm animal that I concidered my own. After letting the sheep go, he zipped up his pants Grabbed his bent putter and his wood stroked them gently until his balls fell out, inadvertantly startling a nearby priest. Who was molesting a innocent ice cream cone. Suddenly with chocolate syrup dripping from his chin, he apologized to the child he was abusing.

"Sorry to swear an oath of allegiance to the KKK but I thought I was supporting fried chicken, 'cos it's finger-lickin' good". I left the course and the priesthood never to return. THE END

Ok somebody start a new one !

[Illinois Boy]

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[hockeydahc]

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[Illinois Boy]

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[Kev-O]

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[Illinois Boy]

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[dave420atya]

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[Illinois Boy]

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[Deej]

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[kewlcatkez]

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[Kev-O]

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[Illinois Boy]

The Queer Wizard of OZ!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy...... She had a gay dog

[Kev-O]

[quote name='Illinois Boy' date='Nov 26 2007, 10:26 PM' post='46402']
[size=3]The Queer Wizard of OZ![/size]

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks,

[Illinois Boy]

The Queer Wizard of OZ!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, it's gay name was Froto.

Edited by Illinois Boy, 26 November 2007 - 10:44 PM.