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#931 Illinois Boy

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 04:46 PM

man with a huge penis
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 05:55 PM

which ruled out Illinois Boy!
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 06:22 PM

Who's is just 12" and
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 06:32 PM

keeps farting. Meanwhile, Nomis kisses
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:09 PM

the toad turning it into

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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:28 PM

a kilo of pot which
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:39 PM

creates a genie when smoked
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Posted 17 September 2008 - 10:45 PM

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 12:16 AM

a big fat woman who
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 02:32 AM

View PostIllinois Boy, on Nov 26 2007, 11:43 PM, said:

The Queer Wizard of OZ!

Once upon a time in the land of Oz, three gay amigos, one was a used car salesman, another was a one legged male dancer the other was still in the closet but , met a lesbian named Dorothy, who had the biggest fan club which included me an every other guy, she had a gay dog with gay fleas, gay ticks, [b]it's gay name was Froto.Unknowingly to Dorothy,Froto was,





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Posted 18 September 2008 - 04:06 AM

dating blue ass, popping acid

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 08:26 AM

from his car battery while
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 12:39 PM

while sedately driving a vintage
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 01:25 PM

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 04:41 PM

straddled the stick shift while
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 05:40 PM

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 08:02 PM

and hit a priest who
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 09:27 PM

who was wearing no undewear

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 09:40 PM

while the choir was singing

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 09:58 PM

Shall we gather at the
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Posted 18 September 2008 - 10:00 PM

local bar/whorehouse to get

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Posted 18 September 2008 - 10:21 PM

more booze, women and smokes
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Posted 19 September 2008 - 12:32 AM

The Priest said, "I prefer

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 03:40 AM

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 04:13 AM

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 09:15 AM

eggs, flour, butter and milk
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Posted 19 September 2008 - 09:34 AM

to make pancakes. Meanwhile, Nomis
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Posted 19 September 2008 - 10:41 AM

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 10:45 AM

and decided to phone the

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 10:46 AM

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