[woodman]

My puter's been in the shop again. I just got it back, but it's going in again on Monday.

I just needed it back for email.

Try not to wreck the pub while I'm away, and try to find someone who can teach ol' Jim-bo how to put his red-neck on.

[Kev-O]

Illinois Boy, on Apr 5 2008, 07:48 PM, said:

Watched all 3 practices for Texas...... My predition for race....... Most boring ever, only passing will be on yellow flag laps........

1. Edwards
2. Johnson
3. Biffle

Jim

get the beer an hookers ready lapper o an how did that wall tast

[Illinois Boy]

Since Wonder Boy turned right....... And put his SHIT eating car outta it's misery....... Beer and hookers on me.....

Oh, my predictions were DAMN close.....

Jim

This post has been edited by Illinois Boy: 07 April 2008 - 12:46 AM

[Kev-O]

Illinois Boy, on Apr 7 2008, 12:42 AM, said:

Since Wonder Boy turned right....... And put his SHIT eating car outta it's misery....... Beer and hookers on me.....

Oh, my predictions were DAMN close.....

Jim

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man thats crazy how close you got on your predictions.

[brooksbdb]

Whats up guys? Well i was busy all weekend, i didn't get to see the race. i did see tha results though.

damn good predictions there Jim. Jr. finished out of the top 10 but still top 5 in points

[Illinois Boy]

My predictions for Phoenix....

1. Johnson
2. Truex
3. Biffle
4. Martin

Gordon's got another GOD DAMN lawn mower engine in his car.....

Jim

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[brooksbdb]

Well once again i missed the race.
Yesterday was the 2nd aniversary of the accident. i went out with a friend of mine to have a drink and ended up getting trashed, i had a good day but not so good this morning.
So i dont care who buys this round, i'll pass for now!!!!!

Bill

[Kev-O]

brooksbdb, on Apr 13 2008, 07:03 PM, said:

Well once again i missed the race.
Yesterday was the 2nd aniversary of the accident. i went out with a friend of mine to have a drink and ended up getting trashed, i had a good day but not so good this morning.
So i dont care who buys this round, i'll pass for now!!!!!

Bill

missed the race to. went to hooters for a friends b-day then to a strip club, then to Bourbon street in new Orleans. GOD that was a great night

[Illinois Boy]

You guys have all the fun.........

BTW..... I'm 2 for 2 on winning predictions.....

Talladega is anyone's guess... DAMN Restrictor Plates..........

Jim

[brooksbdb]

Jim, you said you guys have all the fun, Kev-o is havin all the fun.
Last saturday was the first time that i've been drunk since the accident.
Glad you had a good time Kev-o.
As for Talladega, i'm not crazy about restrictor plates either but i love that track.
Gonna go there one of these days.

Bill

[jules]

Sorry I haven't posted for a while, but you'll need to have a drink for me tomorrow, Gloucester at home against Leeds, and a win will hopefully give us a good chance of a home play off.

So you know what you need to do everyone

[woodman]

jules, on Apr 18 2008, 09:38 AM, said:

Sorry I haven't posted for a while, but you'll need to have a drink for me tomorrow, Gloucester at home against Leeds, and a win will hopefully give us a good chance of a home play off.

So you know what you need to do everyone

Well Jules, since your "yesterday" is my "today", it would seem that I have already served this request several times over.

Now, if Gloucester loses, this can only mean that my beverage was impure.

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[Illinois Boy]

Where ya been woodman?
Must be a bitch livin' in Hawaii.......

Did the natives hold you captive?
Did you desecrate some Tribal Virgins?
Only thing exciting happening in my area, was an Earthquake I slept through the other day...

Get me some booze and women...... Slacker.....

Good Luck, Jules
Jim

This post has been edited by Illinois Boy: 19 April 2008 - 06:19 PM

[woodman]

Illinois Boy, on Apr 19 2008, 08:18 AM, said:

Where ya been woodman?

...Get me some booze and women...... Slacker.....

Jim

Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.

Here's yer beer ya big crybaby:

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[woodman]

Illinois Boy, on Apr 19 2008, 08:18 AM, said:

Where ya been woodman?

Jim

I been busy trying to make this...

look like this:

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This post has been edited by woodman: 19 April 2008 - 07:45 PM

[woodman]

That didn't come out right.

It's a pair of matching end tables. The photo, above is old and had to be cropped because it was too big to post, so you can't see the other table.

The wood in the slab is Koa.
I'll bet you'll never guess what kind of wood that table was made from!

Anyway, I'll post more pics when I'm done building them, probably several months away, yet.

[Illinois Boy]

woodman, on Apr 19 2008, 02:53 PM, said:

That didn't come out right.

It's a pair of matching end tables. The photo, above is old and had to be cropped because it was too big to post, so you can't see the other table.

The wood in the slab is Koa.
I'll bet you'll never guess what kind of wood that table was made from!

Anyway, I'll post more pics when I'm done building them, probably several months away, yet.

I'm impressed......

Nice looking furnirure.......
Damn, you type, tend bar, molest farm animals, and make furniture.......

You're a Multi-tasking Man About Town........
You Are........

The Woodman


Jim

This post has been edited by Illinois Boy: 21 April 2008 - 08:53 PM

[jules]

It worked 39-15 to Glos, scoreline flattered Leeds a bit (they got a try in the last couple of minutes) whilst our captain was in the sinbin. So it looks like we are in the playoffs, we need one more win to make sure we have a home play off.

The next game is an important one in more than one way. I think I posted a while back about a sponsored walk (wheel for me) that I am doing, we are walking from Kingsholm (Gloucester's ground) to Adams Park (Wasps ground) which is about 100 miles away. My husband and I are doing about 50 miles of the walk. We are doing it in memory of 2 men who died pumping out Tewkesbury Rugby Club during last summers floods. The last day of the walk, is from Chinnor to Adams Park in time for the game. The route is all cross country so will invlove lots of picking me up and passing me over gates etc.

We start the walk a week on Tuesday so I'll keep you all updated.

Jules
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[woodman]

Illinois Boy, on Apr 19 2008, 10:53 AM, said:

...Damn, you type, tend bar, molest farm animals, and make furniture.......

You're a Multi-tasking Man About Town........
You Are........

The Woodman


Jim

Jim,


1.) Stop sending me photos of your family.

2.) Shut-up about the livestock!

My lawyer is busy working out an agreement with some angry local farmers that will hopefully keep me out of jail.

If the city prosecutor decides to take my computer for evidence, they'll uncover your message, and you'll fuc*k up everything!

[Kev-O]

[woodman]

Kev-O, on Apr 27 2008, 11:44 AM, said:

Good pic, Kev-o.

Pretty women with large beer in hand.

No REAL man can resist this. It's enough to cause an immediate (and rather embarrassing) involuntary male reaction.

[Kev-O]

woodman, on Apr 27 2008, 09:58 PM, said:

Kev-O, on Apr 27 2008, 11:44 AM, said:

Good pic, Kev-o.

Pretty women with large beer in hand.

No REAL man can resist this. It's enough to cause an immediate (and rather embarrassing) involuntary male reaction.

that involuntary male reaction that makes you have to put a hat on your lap an jet to the closest bottle of lube

[woodman]

Kev-O, on Apr 27 2008, 12:29 PM, said:

...that involuntary male reaction that makes you have to put a hat on your lap an jet to the closest bottle of lube

Ummm, well yes & no!

In my youth, when I found myself suffering from this "condition", I would simply spend 30-90 seconds dwelling on the prospect of having a barbed-headed needle shoved through one of my testicles.

As irritating as fingernails on a blackboard; it worked perfectly, and I was immune to anything short of actual physical contact.

It sounds weird, I know, and I should edit this to add that it's no fun walking around campus, trying to make it to the next class, with a hard-on trying to push its way outta yer pants. Fuc*king OUCH!

I guess I'm just trying to say that we all have the ability to control our impulses.

Beer helps, because in my experience, alcohol might make women easy, but it also makes men impotent.

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[jules]

Hi Everyone

Just thought I would give you all an update on my sponsored Walk (wheel) I have done 32 Miles so far on the first 2 days, both in the pouring rain and second day very very hilly! Also Hubby and i were first to finish on both days, just 10 miles to go now, and we have also hit £4000 so far and aiming to get £10,000 by Sunday.

Jules
x

[woodman]

jules, on May 1 2008, 09:33 AM, said:

Hi Everyone

...I have done 32 Miles so far on the first 2 days, both in the pouring rain and second day very very hilly! Also Hubby and i were first to finish on both days, just 10 miles to go now, and we have also hit £4000 so far and aiming to get £10,000 by Sunday.

Jules
x

YEEEE-HAAAWW!

Go, Jules!!!

... and thanks for helping to keep the thread alive.

I guess my last post scared all the boys.

Thanks, also, for restoring class to the thread, No one wants to scare away prospective members and I think we should keep a close watch on people like Jim & Kev-O.

They're "STRAAANGE"!!!

You never know WHAT people like THAT are capable of; besides, I think they probably drink too much!

Fuc*king Alcoholics!

[Illinois Boy]

Woodman

.
You old Tribal Leader.............. Class, My ASS.....

Jim

This post has been edited by Illinois Boy: 02 May 2008 - 04:17 PM

[Illinois Boy]

Illinois Boy's Picks for Richmond, VA Race - Tonight

1st - Denny Hamlin - Dickhead
2nd - Kyle Bush - Bigger Dickhead
3rd - Martin Truex
4th - Mark Martin

666

[knowthill]

Going to the Hendrick sweep

Jr. Frist
Mears Second
Pretty Boy Third
Pain in the arsh JJ Fouth

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[Illinois Boy]

Hey.............

Check This Out......... Click Here

Type in your first name at the top
Your last name on the second line

Then click 'Vizualizar'

Cool Stuff.........

Jim

[brooksbdb]

THATS PRETTY COOL JIM, EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT ENGLISH.
I PREFER KNOWTHILL'S PREDICTIONS, BUT I'M SURE YOURS WILL BE MORE ACCURATE.