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#1 User is offline   dancin' johnny 

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 12:25 AM

I'm sure this has been linked before but anyway,

sloganizer

Choose a word and waste a few minutes. I put in disability and nearly pee'd myself.

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 01:12 AM

I tried disability (hey there's another one) and it got funnier as I clicked the button. Just for those who don't want to try the sloganizer here's one it came up with, "Disability on the outside, tasty on the inside", and another, " There is no life without disability."
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Post icon  Posted 03 April 2008 - 01:49 PM

I can't stop! Here's some of my favorites for 'gimpy':

Simply Gimpy (I think I'll have a T-shirt made)

Live Gimpy

Gimpy on the outside, tasty on the inside

Everyone should believe in gimpy

Gimpy Evolution

Gimpy--so what?

Don't mess with gimpy

I fall for gimpy

Gimpy. Impossible is nothing

Gimpy Groove

Gimpy is my Sport
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 02:30 PM

A few more:

Where's Wheelie?

The Wheelie way of life.

Wheelietastic!

Wheelie, to hell with the rest.

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 03:35 PM

try . . . "retard"
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 07:29 PM

Quad. . .
"I lost weight with quad!!" :D :)

Wow, I didn't realize it, but I'm on the new diet craze that's sweeping the nation. . . the quad diet!!
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Posted 04 April 2008 - 05:38 PM

I'm glad you liked it.

I thought I was going mad, choosing words I knew would make me laugh and then laughing at them.


"Johnny is rolling, everyone else is stoned"
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Posted 05 April 2008 - 05:30 AM

Crap, that's addicting. I just put in 'paraplegic' and got this:
'paraplegic it's a kind of magic'
ha ha ha! Love it! :)

Alright, I couldn't help myself and did it one more time:
'paraplegic's got it all!'

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 03:02 PM

Spinal injury. Think different

I'd sleep with spinal injury
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Posted 06 April 2008 - 03:55 PM

ive sent the link to loads of people, as your right, its addictive, and bloody hilarious!
my boyfriends typed in cripple, and it sent back:

«cripple - as good as it gets!»

yeah! the irony!
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Posted 06 April 2008 - 04:22 PM

Very funny!

"Are you ready for paralgia?"

"Paraplegia for everyone"

"Spasm after a long day"

"Spasms for you"

"Bigger. Better. Spasm"

Very addictive!! :D
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Posted 09 April 2008 - 08:28 AM

I got "numb-enjoy the difference" and "anyone can handle impaired" haha and one more " Impaired. The power on your side"

Haha this sh!t is pretty funny. Good call!
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 07:24 PM

I was naughty and tried some male body parts. Way too funny!
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