Police Say Man In Wheelchair Robbed Bank
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Apparelyzed
, Apr 06 2008 12:53 PM
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#1
Posted 06 April 2008 - 12:53 PM
Police say man in wheelchair robbed bank
Fri Apr 4, 7:15 PM ET
Palo Alto police are looking for a bank robber who favors a decidedly slow-speed getaway vehicle — an electric wheelchair. Police said a man in his 60s with gray hair and a beard held up the Wachovia Bank branch at the Stanford Shopping Center late this afternoon with a black handgun.
After the stickup, he left in his wheelchair and was last seen motoring down a nearby street toward El Camino Real, a major thoroughfare.
Witnesses say the man's legs were wrapped in bandages and his right leg was sticking straight out while he zoomed away.
Police are looking for a white Ford van that the suspect may have been hoisted into after the robbery.
Investigators don't know whether the wheelchair was just a prop or whether the suspect was truly disabled.
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Information from: San Jose Mercury News, http://www.sjmercury.com
Fri Apr 4, 7:15 PM ET
Palo Alto police are looking for a bank robber who favors a decidedly slow-speed getaway vehicle — an electric wheelchair. Police said a man in his 60s with gray hair and a beard held up the Wachovia Bank branch at the Stanford Shopping Center late this afternoon with a black handgun.
After the stickup, he left in his wheelchair and was last seen motoring down a nearby street toward El Camino Real, a major thoroughfare.
Witnesses say the man's legs were wrapped in bandages and his right leg was sticking straight out while he zoomed away.
Police are looking for a white Ford van that the suspect may have been hoisted into after the robbery.
Investigators don't know whether the wheelchair was just a prop or whether the suspect was truly disabled.
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Information from: San Jose Mercury News, http://www.sjmercury.com
#4
Posted 06 April 2008 - 10:52 PM
This guy has to be a hero.
If he genuinely uses a wheelchair, what incredible confidence to try such a risky heist and actually (to this stage) carry it out. Bizarre.
If it was a thief using the wheelchair as a disguise, what a daring, funny and creative ploy?
OK, he's a very naughty boy for thieving but yah gotta admire him (or maybe it's a her)
If he genuinely uses a wheelchair, what incredible confidence to try such a risky heist and actually (to this stage) carry it out. Bizarre.
If it was a thief using the wheelchair as a disguise, what a daring, funny and creative ploy?
OK, he's a very naughty boy for thieving but yah gotta admire him (or maybe it's a her)
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen
#5
Posted 07 April 2008 - 12:19 AM
Apparelyzed, on Apr 6 2008, 06:14 AM, said:
Just for the record, I was in the UK on friday!
Simon
Simon
Of course you were.
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#7
Posted 07 April 2008 - 06:53 PM
I would say I did it, but my right leg was amputated a couple of years ago.......
That's where I hid the shotgun....
Must of been a bunch of LAME ASS bank guards........
Jim
That's where I hid the shotgun....
Must of been a bunch of LAME ASS bank guards........
Jim
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#11
Posted 09 April 2008 - 12:33 AM
Well with the prices of some of the equipment.........if he didn't have insurance........you never know who'd be tempted to rob a bank.
For the record.......I wouldn't be able to hold my leg out strait anyhow + I was in California USA.
My BEST alibi is that I would NOT have been able to maneuver down a crowded street with OUT hitting dozens of people
For the record.......I wouldn't be able to hold my leg out strait anyhow + I was in California USA.
*Enjoy every sunset, but be grateful for every dawn.*
*Wheelchairs are made of a special ocular magnetic alloy......they're "eyeball magnets".*
*I USE a wheelchair, that does NOT make ME a wheelchair!*
*Wheelchairs are made of a special ocular magnetic alloy......they're "eyeball magnets".*
*I USE a wheelchair, that does NOT make ME a wheelchair!*
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